A parody to Cher's 'Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves'
Disclaimer: I don't own Cher's Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves, nor do I own CSI
Showgirls, Strippers, and Teases
I was raised in the back of a casino,
My mama had to dance for the money they'd throw,
Papa'd do whatever he could;
Wire us a little money; keep mama in a job that paid good.
Showgirls, Strippers, and Teases
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Showgirls, Strippers, and Teases
But every night, the men would come around
And lay their money down
We picked up a boy just up north a mile,
He gave me a lift and a pearly smile
I was 18, he was 21
Rode with us back to Vegas
Papa would've shot if he knew what he'd done
Showgirls, Strippers, and Teases
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Showgirls, Strippers, and Teases
But every night, the men would come around
And lay their money down
All through school, he treated me well
With his smooth, southern style
Three months later, I'm a gal in trouble,
And I can't depend on him for a while,
No I can't depend on him for a while!
She was raised in the back of a strip show,
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw,
Grandpa'd do whatever he could;
Wire us a little money; keep her mama in a job that paid good.
Showgirls, Strippers, and Teases
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Showgirls, Strippers, and Teases
But every night, the men would come around
And lay their money down