Emmett makes fairy cakes
" Rose!" Shouted Emmett that morning.
" Roseeeeee!" Emmett shouted again.
" ROSALIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Emmett blared shaking the house.
" What now Emmett? Has a grizzly bear given you a bruise?" replied Rosalie. She was obviously not in a good mood. Emmett was in Rose's room in a second. He flashed her a wide grin from ear to ear and started prancing around the room.
"No, silly, I want to make FAIRY CAKES!!!!" Shouted Emmett and quickened his prance.
"No way Emmett, I'm busy being human. Now go away." Rosalie was definitely not in a good mood.
"Awwww, pleeeeease!" persisted Emmett. Rosalie narrowed her eyes. That was Emmett's queue to leave.
Next Emmett tried Edward but he was out hunting with Bella. So now it was Alice's turn.
"Aliiiiiiice!" Shouted Emmett.
"Yes Emmett?" Replied Alice as bubbly as usual. She opened the door of her room and skipped out like a butterfly in front of Emmett.
"Let's make FAIRY CAKES!" Emmett shouted his voice booming throughout the house.
"Whoop whoop!" Shouted Alice. Hand in hand Alice and Emmett skipped down the stairs together and into the kitchen. Standing there was Jasper wearing a bight pink apron and pink rubber gloves.
"Hey Emmett, hey Alice." He said, beaming at them as if nothing mattered in the world except him doing his favourite past time- washing the dishes.
"Jaspaaaaa." Said Alice. "Jaspaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" She said again. "Jaspaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" She called for the third and final time.
"Yes yes yesedie yes yes?" Replied Jasper.
"Do you want to make fairy cakes with us?" asked Alice.
"Sure." Replied Jasper.
So the three of them set to work on gathering the ingredients. Jasper went to get the flour, milk and eggs, Alice went to get the fairies (as she had a secret alliance with the queen of the fairies) and Emmett went to get the banana skins, the corn and the spinach.
"Sooooo, what do we do now?" asked Jasper. "Do we eat it now?"
"Don't be so silly Jasper!" Said Alice with a mocking tone in her voice. "We have to mix them all first with the…urmmm… spinney thing!"
"You mean the blender?" Asked Emmett.
"Yes, yes the blender thing." So once again they took it in turns to use the spinney thing. Alice went first, but with her dainty hands she barely touched the mixture. Then Jasper had a go and managed to get the mixture just about everywhere. Finally, it was Emmett's turn. The brute force of his hands managed to mix the substance before them but also destroy the bowl! They scraped the mixture off the damp walls and put them into tiny pink paper cups on a tray. They set the oven to 1million degrees and set the timer for eternity.
An eternity later the oven went "ding ding" And Emmett, Jasper and Alice rushed to the kitchen to retrieve their cakes. The oven was very hot so they all had to wear radioactive-protection suits to make sure they didn't get burnt. Gradually Emmett took off his radioactive-protective hood, and bit into the cake. But then he instantly spat the cake out, smashed a window and threw the rest of the cakes out of the window.
"Why did you do that Emmett?!" Asked Alice.
"I'd forgotten that we don't eat food." Was Emmett's only answer. Then Jasper completely lost it.
"EMMETT YOU PRAT! WHAT THE *** WERE YOU THINKING!!! THAT'S ONE ETERNITY OF MY NEVER ENDING LIFE WASTED!!! I HATE YOU!!!!" Yelled Jasper and with that he stomped out of the room.
"Well let's look on the bright side." Said Emmett. "At least some of those pesky Fairy's are dead.