A/N: I'm already back! xD Cowbell Solo!!
It was a usual frosted morning in South Park Colorado. The only sounds to be heard were the birds singing, until a silver Mercedes drove through the now black, sludgy snow. The car pulled up to a small family business coffee shop, and out stepped a twenty-six year old Bebe Stevens. The weather didn't seem to bother her, as her Dior sunglasses remained still stuck to her face. Though growing up in such a cold atmosphere, she still groaned at the fact that she was unable to wear high-heels and boots without falling over and breaking her legs; she was reduced the permanently wearing Uggs.
She closed and locked the door of her car and peeped through the café window. There she spotted the person she was looking for: Wendy Testaburger. She had remained beautiful with her long, shiny dark hair and sky blue eyes. She could be passed off as a female version of her boyfriend, Stan Marsh. They had been together for a total of 9 years, though if you included the many break-ups they had, they had been together for 17 years.
Wendy noticed her friend in the window and waved her over. Bebe strutted over to her friend with each curl bopping up and down with each step she took. She removed her glasses as she sat down.
"Hey Be-"
"Guess what I'm pregnant!" Bebe announced.
Wendy sat still for a moment with her eyes wide open from the shock as she absorbed the news.
"Really? Wow."
"I know right!" She cheered. "Kyle's gonna make SUCH a great Dad."
"So what was Kyle's reaction like?" Wendy asked.
"Well… I haven't really told him yet,"
"Why are you scared of his reaction. Kyle's really easy-going he'll be excited, plus you too make such a good couple."
"Thanks! But I'm not really scared of Kyle's reaction, It's more his parents I'm worried about. I've only met them a few times and I'm still not sure if they like me. Also we're not married, Do Jewish people believe in sex before marriage? Because if not I'm gonna be totally screwed…"
As Bebe talked on Wendy sunk down in her seat. Something good was happening to everyone but her. Annie was moving out of the country, Rebecca had been promoted, and now Bebe was pregnant. The last good thing that happened to Wendy, was when she was 19 and moved in with Stan into a small, cheap one-bedroom apartment, which they still live in.
"Wendy, Wendy are you listening to me!?" She snapped out of her thoughts.
"Sorry, I just spaced out I guess."
"Wendy, it's Ok. I can tell something's wrong. I mean, everyone has problems. Is it something you want to talk about?"
Wendy sighed. "Well, It's just…Everyone seems to be doing something and moving forward in their lives and I'm still in the same place I was when I was a late teenager."
"I see, Well maybe you should talk to Stan. He's quite a shy person, maybe he's nervous about talking about commitments."
Wendy shot a smile at Bebe. "Hey yeah, Thanks Bebe,"
"No problem, anyway it was nice seeing you-"
"You're not leaving are you? You've just got here and you haven't even ordered anything!" Wendy said as Bebe tucked in her chair and grabbed her sunglasses.
"I know but I have to meet Courtney."
"Who's Courtney?"
Bebe looked at Wendy as if she was from a different planet. "She's my new boss, It's hard work being a personal shopper Wendy. Anyway I'll call you, Bye!"
Wendy watched Bebe walk away and get into her car. So it was settled. Wendy was going to talk to Stan the next time she saw him.
Wendy got an odd look from the owner as she walked out of the café, empty handed. She continued walking down the street until she got to Wal-Mart. She walked straight through and was greeted by an odd looking Kenny.
"Hey, Wendy. You look great."
"Thanks, you too. What's with the suit?" She questioned.
"Wendy, I'm one of the main managers of this place now, I have to wear a suit."
"No offence or anything, But how on earth did you manage that!? You dropped out of school for Pete's sake!" She said. She then started blushing as she realised what she had just said to one of her boyfriend's best friends. Though Kenny didn't seem to really care.
"Pretty easily actually, I started off by staking shelves and shit, then it lead on to tills, It just goes to show how working at one place can really pay off."
Wendy looked stunned. "Oh, well congratulations. She smiled as she walked off and grabbed a basket. She walked down through to the frozen section, passing by couples with babies in the carts. Wendy couldn't help but stare and wonder if that would ever be her. She looked into the frozen shelves and lifted up a box, containing a large frozen pizza. She looked at the ingredients section and put in back down.
Maybe Stan's put off making a commitment with me because of my appearance. She thought.
She continued searching for something that both her and Stan would enjoy, without being completely unhealthy. In the end she gave up and glumly decided on frozen cheese burgers.
She arrived at her and Stan's apartment and started rummaging through her handbag to find her keys, by the time she found them, she looked up at the door to see Stan, who had already opened the door for her.
"Hey, Sweet." He said. "Need a hand with the bags?"
"Sure, thanks." She replied handing him half two of the bags that were in her hand. She shut the door behind herself.
She placed the reaming bags on the kitchen counter where Stan had left his. "Did you have a good day today?"
Wendy groaned to herself as she was pulled into Stan's embrace. He wrapped his arms tightly around her waist and kissed her cheek.
"Urgh, not the best." came her final reply.
"Why, what happened?"
"Umm, nothing, I'll tell you later. Hey, do you wanna help me unpack these bags?"
"Sure,"
To be continued…
A/N: Yeah cowbell solo is from Cannibal! The Muscial. If you haven't seen it, I strongly suggest you watch it. .Ever. Oh feedback please!!!xD
