Night: CIAO MINNA! Welcome to The Random Story Collection. Story 2 is under construction. 8D MEH FIRST FANFIC! And, obviously it's crack. Warnings below.

Warnings: SEVERE randomness, using of WEIRD PHRASING, and ultimately, SERIOUS CRACK (I just love these five letters 8D)

Night: LOL there's such a person called 'Warnings' wtf lol! Anyway, proceed with caution. Mindless crack ahead~~

Story 1: England, Hibari & Mukuro

One sunny night, it was raining birds and donkeys. Magnolia pink clouds dotted over the crimson blue sky. England held up a strawberry-flavoured umbrella as he wondered, What strange weather today was in the Antarctica.

"I love flags!" England shouted at everybody in particular. That is, all the penguins. They just stared at him and quacked like pigs. Wait, were penguins pigs? England sighed. The weird animals.

"SAAAAKUURAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFHHHHH!"

Hibari had landed on England. Painfully. Leaving a Reborn-shaped hole in the sand (not ice, expectedly, since this is crack). England was so shocked that his [thick] eyebrows fell off.

Hibari was wearing a frilly maid dress, and the skirt was very short—stopping at the mid-thighs. "Wao!" Hibari giggled and hopped away. "Catch me if you can, Muku-tan!" Hibari giggled again and skipped away, humming caramelldansen.

England stood up and brushed the sand off his clothes. "Damn, my strawberry-flavoured umbrella is now ruined—" But before he could finish what he said, somebody screamed, "KYO~~~~~~~~~~~CHAN~~~!" "What the—" and England got flattened again.

Mukuro had landed on him. Mukuro was wearing a pineappled-flavoured suit, complete with a pineapple in his mouth (SO MANY PINEAPPLES! OAO)

England was so surprised at this smattering mix of astonishing flavours (ooh big words) that he turned into a potted plant. Including his eyebrows. (Wait, didn't they fall off?)

"Kyo-chan, you look so adorable!" with that, Mukuro jumped (wait jumped?) off England (I thought he became a plant? So why's he still a country?) and ran after Hibari.

England hopped to where Hibari and Mukuro were.

-Hibari and Mukuro-

Hibari was lying on a measuring mat (WHAT the HELL is a measuring mat?) while Mukuro was jumping up and down on his stomach. "It tickles!" Hibari giggled in a high-pitched voice and a girly voice. Mukuro snickered, "Kufufufu." (Ahem, TICKLES)

England quickly whipped out his chlorophyll and called Hungary and Japan.

Within minutes they came, and praised England for being a good plant whose chlorophyll could respond to surrounding changes.

-End-

Night: Review. 8D u can flame me, I don't really care.