AN: I so do wish these bunnies wouldn't ambush me! Someone was telling me about their playing Second Life ... I suddenly had a vision of a cranky avatar behind the screen ... yeah, crazy I know :)
Click … whirr … beep … beep … damn, new player
Welcome to Second Chance, please choose a name: … click, click, click, click …. Rick Castle
Sorry, that name is already in use, please select another one: … beep … click, click, clickety, click …. Richard Castle
Welcome Richard Castle, please select gender: … click … Male
… yeah, well dickhead, not many female Richards are there, I could have guessed that for you … except the four eyed wanker who programmed me would probably have palpitations … ok, next question coming up.
Please select your starting city: … click … New Pixel City
… wow, what an unusual choice Dick … like there's only another fifteen million users made the same choice … duh!
Please select place of residence: … click … Loft
… great choice! That's all your credits used up dumbass, let's see how you survive more than five minutes now …
Please select profession: … click … Artist
… oh jeez! I can see this one's gonna be great, a penniless artist in a loft ... how cute … puke, puke …
Would you like to start with the tutorial?: … click … Yes
… duh! How surprising! Ok, now remember dickhead, left arrow to go left, right arrow to go right, up arrow to …. Yeah that's right Einstein … you got it … now let's go towards the … ouch! Ow! Goddamit dumbass, don't you know how to use an effing arrow key!? What the f**k, can't you walk me round the furniture instead of through … hey! HEY! The wall .. thump … uhhh … o my poor pixels …
Click … whirr … beep … beep … hey Lated, I'll take the new player
… groan … yeah Pixie, all yours … groan … this idiots trying to walk me through the wall … ouch! … backwards … ow!
Welcome to Second Chance, please choose a name: … click, click, click, click …. Kate Beckett
Welcome Kate Beckett, please select gender: … click … Female
… what's she going with …crunch … hey dunbass … don't hit the spacebar when I'm under the chandelier you nutcase! … Pixie?
Please select your starting city: … click … New Pixel City
… fifteen million plus one Lated … and …
Please select place of residence: … click … Cheap Apartment
… well at least she's gone for the hobo house … might make it past … hey! Lated, you ok?
… ugh … no! freakin' moron made me jump out a window! …
Please select profession: … click … Law Enforcer
… oh-oh, this one's into uniforms! jeez! I can see this one's kickass …
Tutorial level 2: using objects: … click … Continue
… right you freakin' moron, let's see how we do at picking up and using objects … now go click on that bicycle pump … ok now go … ouch!
… ooh! Lated, that looks painful! How come you've a bicycle pump up you ass?
Would you like to start with the tutorial?: … click … Yes
… ok Kate, let's start with the arrow keys …
AN: And no, there's nothing more getting added … if someone want to run with it, your welcome! :)