Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter characters JK Rowling does. I do not own any songs or other things in this story except maybe the ideas? No rude comments please!
No offense was intended to any individual in the world (If you were offended let me know an I'll happily change whatever it was; language, expressions etc.)
LESTAT LEBRAT PRESENTS:
Ways to Annoy; Severus Snape; Sirius Black; Remus Lupin; Minerva McGonagall; Alastor Moody; and Harry Potter
Chapter 1: Severus Snape
Tell him he is too serious
Sing "Secret agent man" whenever you see him
Look innocent when he glares at you
Walk into an Order meeting and hug him
Eat the last slice of his favorite cake
Ask repeatedly how he gets his hair so flat
Poke him vehemently with a spoon
Try to find out if he is ticklish
Wake him up at dawn and say "I blew-up that really tricky potion you were making for the past four months"
Hide his wand and don't tell him where it is
Ask in public if he has a son and whether or not you can date that son (Even if he says he hasn't got a son)
Ask him if he's ever considered going to a dating company
Set-up a blind date for him
Ask him if he's gay
Tell all your class mates that he's gay
Set-up a date with a bloke he really hates and compel him to go
Demand to see the dark mark and when you do say "OOOOHHHH! Cool…Bye!"
Follow him around the school
Ask him to sing you a song
When he refuses start to sing Spongebob's F-U-N to him
Tell him that the Jedi's are invading
Run around in a circle around him like a loon and then walk away slowly whistling a happy tune
Call him a bug-eyed, tentacula (Some kind of plant)
Mess-up his private rooms
Put the ingredients to a potion in backwards to see what will happen
Give him a toothbrush for his birthday
Send him random howlers for fun
Make sure he receives above mentioned howlers in the Great Hall
Insist that you are his son/daughter
Call him dad
Give him flowers and apples when you are late for his class
Call his mother to the school
Tell her what a meany your "Dad" is to you
Ask him if he really hates Harry
Tell everyone he is just jealous of Harry
Tell him how he dies in great detail
Repeatedly insist that he is the evil one and you are just an innocent bystander
Ask him how to bake cookies
Impersonate a Swiss chef when you are in his class
Have a karaoke night in the Slytherin common room
Make him sing all the songs
Ask repeatedly when we are going to make an invisible potion of invisibility
Tell him he thinks too much of his teaching skills
Tell the first years he is the voice of God
Tell the first years that if they look Snape in the eyes Skullduggery will come and eat them
Taste all his potions
Put shoes in his potions to give them a "Little kick"
Convince him that he will get Harry expelled if he goes to the lake on Christmas Eve at midnight
Put his cauldron in a microwave to warm-up a potion
Steal all his ingredients
A/N: Hope you enjoyed it! There might be more ways to annoy people in the next chapter; Sirius Black. I am only writing as many things I can think of. There will be plenty for Lupin….Mad-eye...McGonagall perhaps? See you next time!
Lestat