Disclaimer: I do not own Legion.

Another short Lo3W drabble, with the two Chameleons, one of the Reboot, the second of the Threeboot, trying to find Chameleon Boy of the AC Legion. Only, they think their counterpart is Yera Allon, Chameleon Girl, and misconceptions begin.


Reep Daggle, Chameleon, was walking down the hall of Legion HQ, when he was joined by Reep Daggle, Chameleon.

"Hey, you must be the other Chameleon."

"Yes, pleased to meet you. Tell me, have you found our adult counterpart?" 3B Chameleon asked the question to his doppleganger.

"Not yet. I haven't noticed any Durlans on that adult team." Chameleon told him.

There is something important to note between them. Cham wore a bluish uniform, while 3B Cham wore a more stylized suit. Cham had normal eyes while 3B Cham had eyes that were compared to a female character on an old cartoon. He believed it was called The Jetstones. Also, 3B Cham had no gender to speak of.

"Oh, wait, look down there." 3B Cham pointed out the window of the hall, down below. They saw something take shape from something else, sprouting Durlan antennae, only...

"Oh my God! I'm a girl!"

Below, they say a Durlan Legionnaire in a pink suit, only it was a woman. And beside her, was her husband.

"And I'm married to Leviathan?!"

Her husband, Colossal Boy of New Earth. Chameleon gapped, while 3B Chameleon pondered this.

"Who? I thought they were named Micro Lad, or Colossal Boy, or whatever." 3B Cham asked his doppleganger.

"But, but how could I be a girl?! I mean, I, I need to sit down." Cham muttered to himself, babbling and leaving his doppleganger alone.

So, in this universe, I'm a girl? And I married Colossal Boy? Does this mean I have to marry Colossal Boy in my universe? Is this the destiny my universe has in store for me?

The way that last part played in his mind it was like a melodramatic scene in those old cartoons called "anime".

"Oh there you are, Chameleon. Brainy's looking for you."

3B Cham turned to see Micro Lad coming down the hall.

Now's the time to find out.

"And I've been looking for you." 3B Cham said, improvising.

"You have." Micro Lad asked, curious.

"You bet... sexy."

And with that, Micro Lad began to slowly back out of the room while looking at the weird smile on Cham's face.

When he left, Cham frowned.

"So, he wants to play hard to get."