Okay so like my cousin i loooove Pucktana. So this is a story about them! Set in silly love songs :) Enjoy and review.

"Okay you made your point i'm sort of a bitch, but i'm willing to change...I wont tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for the endagered white rhino." Santana said staring at Puck not knowing Lauren was behind her. She really liked Puck, She was not about to let a Killer whale come and take him away from her.

"I heard that...Dont make me rip that weave out your head!" Lauren said, Santana smiled.

"This is not going to be good." Puck said as Santana turned around.

"Hello, Lauren you are a beautiful person, now get out of my way please affores i end you!" Santana said bitchy. Puck just watching them.

"You dont want push me." Lauren said as she walked to Puck.

"Oh see i sorta do, i'm from a part of town called Lima heights ajecent, you know were that is pop and fresh? Its on the wrong side of the tracks." Santana said slapping her. Lauren passed her glasses to Puck and grabbed Santana by the chin and threw her about. Santana bit her leg, but was soon threw into the locker by the girl twice her size.

Puck felt kinda bad but let it happen. He watched Santana slide across the floor as Coach Beiste, He felt bad. "Thats how we do it in Lima heights!" She shouted as she was dragged away. Everyone was watching. She looked in pain. During his next period Puck skipped to go see Santana in the Nurses office.

"Hey." He said standing in the door way. Santana sighed and looked away, her wrist in a bandage. He could tell she had been crying. Santana never cries.

"What do you want?" she asked bitchy.

"I wanted to see if you were okay?" He said with his hands in his pockets.

"Well your Hippo fractured my wrist, so yeah i'm on frickon cloud nine!" she said angry, but not shouting. Puck closed the door and sighed.

"I'm sorry Santana." Puck said sitting down next to her. She turned her head. "Say something." he said again. Santana looked at him with tears falling down her face. "Why are you crying?" he asked. Santana laughed bitchy, still crying.

"Are you seriously asking that question!" She said.

"Santana." He said. Santana sighed and looked at her hands that were on her lap.

"It was humiliating, I'm a bitch, no one has ever beating me, she has beating me at everything." She said wiping away the tears. She has only really opened up to him and her bestfriend Brittany.

"Like what?"

"Everyone likes her, She beat me in a fight, she...She..."

"She what?" Puck asked her, grabbing her non-fractured hand, Santana pulled away.

"She's got you." It was silent for a minute. Santana got up. "Guess its time to face the humiliation, cant hide forever, right." She said looking at him and leaving. Puck stood up and rushed after her.

"Santana wait!" He said running after her.

"What?" She said angry and turning around to face him.

"I really care about you." He said.

"Yeah well i really care about alot of things, the only difference between you caring about things and me caring about things is that i actually show it!" She said walking off again.

"what is that supposed to mean?" He said catching up with her. She stopped again.

"It means that you dont show it! You call me a bitch, and dont do nothing when your no good, low life, girlfriend throws me around the school like i'm a ball...You dont care Puckerman, so stop pretending like you do just to make me feel better." She said angry.

"I do care about you Santana, you were my first, your my bestfriend i have never stopped caring about you." He said, looking at her.

"Okay first of all i may have been your first but you werent mine and second off all my bestfriend is Brittany." She said walking off. Puck stood there, he knew she obvisouly cared about him otherwise she wouldnt of stood up to Lauren, and been so obsessive when other girls were around her.

It had been a couple days and Santana had to sit out of some glee rehursels because of her wrist. She sat there watching Lauren flirt with Puck, Usually Puck would flirt back but today he just wasnt feeling it. After Glee Santana was at her locker fixing her make-up in her mirror.

"Hey Santana i cant come over tonight, Artie and I are going to the movies to watch transformers, you know secretly he is one." Brittany said smiling.

"Its okay Britt Britts, have fun." Santana said smiling again. Brittany walked of meeting Artie half way. Santana looked around at all the couples. Finn and Rachel, Sam and Quinn, Tina and Mike, Artie and Brittany and Puck and Lauren, she frowned as she wanted it. All of a sudden she saw Karofsky, checking some guy out. She sighed with Shock. She walked up to him.

"What was that?" She said folding her arms.

"What was what?" Karofsky asked confused.

"I saw you check him out." Karofsky looked around nervously.

"No i didnt."

"Oh please, i'm the queen of checking out i know what i saw and what i saw was you checking him out, so either you were admiring the clohtes brand he was wearing or your gay and i'm guessing that its the second one as you wouldnt wear the junk he was." Santana said with her bitchy smirk. Puck looked over and saw.

"What do you want Santana?" Karofksy asked nervously.

"its a win-win situation, you date me to make Puckerman jealous and i'll be your beard, i mean you obvsiouly dont want the whole school knowing your gay." She said looking at him.

"And how will they found out JLO?" Karofksy said.

"One you havnt had a girlfriend since forever and two if your not careful with your eyes then it will be all round Lima Quicker then i change Sexual partners." She said raising her eyebrows.

"And i'll just deny it, thanks Santana but no thanks." he said. Santana raised an eyebrow.

"Looks like we have a new teen gay!" She shouted Karofsky grabbed her hand.

"Okay fine whatd do i have to do?" he said grabbing her hand.

"Well first of all you can get of my fractured wrist before i bust your balls." Dave let go. "And second of all wouldnt take much then a public outing of us dating and a few light making outs in the hallway." She said smiling.

"Cant we even get all the way." He said shoving her.

"I did it with you once never going to happen again, and besides you like the cock." she said walking off smiling. Puck saw and followed.

"What was that about?" He asked seeming really jealous.

"What are you talking about?" She asked smiling and folding her arms.

"You and Karofksy." He said looking at her.

"Didnt you hear were dating now, not jealous are you?" She said sarcasticly.

"Jeez didnt know you could stoop so low." he said.

"he's better than the rhino your macking on with." Santana said Puck sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Dont you understand that i still care about you?" Puck said.

"I understand completly, i care about you too, i just found someone else! Now you and your whale of a girlfriend can live a happy life together!" She said patting him on the soulder before walking off with the bitchy smirk.

Hope you enjoyed and please review! :D