Rating: K+
Warnings: Booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sleep Talk
It was in the middle of a chilly night when he awoke. To what, he wasn't sure. All he knows is that he wants to fall back asleep right now.
Of course, since the universe seems to hate Dark Pit for whatever reason, he couldn't.
So the tired dark angel lay awake in bed, grumpily staring at the wall parallel to his side of the bed. His frustration with sleeping right now really made him want to throw a pillow across the room, but he hasn't done so because that would leave him pillowless for the rest of the night since he felt too lazy to retrieve it if he did throw it.
That and Pit is a pillow hog.
Pittoo craned his neck to look at his sleeping boyfriend, wrapped in tightly in the blanket they shared and surrounded by pillows. The angel's light snoring was heard from the bed fort and he saw the slight rise and fall from his form.
The dark angel supressed the urge to hit him with his pillow for stealing all the pillows.
Instead, he lay his head back down and shut his eyes in an effort to fall back asleep. He was about to actually fall asleep until he heard Pit mumble something, the sound instantly waking him up. Pittoo looked over at him again with confusion before shrugging and laying back down. Then he heard it again. The dark angel listened closely, trying to figure out what the angel was mumbling.
"...mm..ahoy...maties..." he picked up between slurred words and snores.
Dark Pit put his hand up to his mouth to keep his chuckles silent. Was Pit dreaming about being a pirate? And since when did he talk in his sleep? The dark angel only made himself laugh harder. He became silent when Pit shifted, fearing that he woke up.
When the sleeping angel moved no more, he let out a breath he didn't know he was holding and relaxed his body. He almost thought he actually-
Dark Pit nearly jumped out of bed when he felt something grab his butt.
"..mnngh...hands off me booty..." Pit said with his sleepy pirate talk. Pittoo was frozen in place before he turned his head to glare at his dumb boyfriend. He picked up his pillow and whacked him in the head with it.
Pit shot upright in the bed. "What is it Lady Palu...te..na?" The angel blinked a few times before looking around. He looked at Pittoo who currently had his back facing him and had managed to snag most of the blanket and burrito himself in it.
"Blanket hog..." Pit sleepily said to himself before laying back down and falling back to sleep, his light snores filling the room once more.
Dark Pit, on the other hand, was still wide awake.