Log Entry 1

Hello, i am Xxm0u5eDroidxX, designation: unit MD66.6-420. I am just a simple mouse droid... now that is. Thats right I plan to one day become the dankest droid to ever exist, then Vader senpai will finally love me. He thinks I don't see him as he obsesses over that dick hole luke. Why can't can't he see that jedi scum will never under stand him like I do. I'll fucking show him, just a mouse droid my USB port... I just have to learn to use the force... then they'll all see... all but the ones I slaughter heheh watch your backs rebel degenerates.