"The Death of Zombies"
By: ZurikoTheGrimReaper
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or the story (wish thought), but only my own character, Zuriko Hykushi.
(Note: He's passed the village part, the castle part, and now, he's on the island. If only he had a little help with it…cough anywayyy…now he stands, on his final mission. TO SAVE A FUCKING GIRL!!!)
(Standing near a rock, hiding from the stupid ass zombies, stood Leon S. Kennedy… )
Leon: Alright, There's a J.J, lots of Ganados, and lots and LOTS of fucking idiots! Maybe if I just run by them without anyone noticing I'm he-
??: HEY LEON!!
Leon: Hm?
(shocked)
Leon: GASP! OMG!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ZOMBIE!!!
??: No, no!! It's me! Luis!!
Leon: Wait! Luis? Do you mean the SAME Luis that got stabbed by Saddler in the castle and died there on the floor bleeding all over me!?!?
Luis: Yep, one in the same…
Leon: oh! …well…Then…why are you still alive? It was pretty obvious that you died…
Luis: Well, funny story really, I was just laying there, dead and all, when all of a sudden, the las plagas that was SUPPOSELY dead inside me came back to life, ate at my insides, and turned me into a blood-sucking Ganado!
Leon: (disgusted) Eww…that's gross, dude.
Luis: I know.
Leon: Wait! Wait a minute! If you're a zombie now, why are you not trying to eat my brains or something?!
Luis: Oh good lord, man! I'd evolved MORE than eating Brains!! I eat human flesh now!
Leon: …
Luis: Oh come on! I would never do that to ya, amigo! Unless you tempted me that is…
Leon: Uhhh, OKAY! another question! Umm…(thinking) If you were at the castle, than why are you here on the island now?
Luis: OH! That's easy, amigo! I just wanted ta find ya and turn ya into a blood-sucking Ganado, like myself, and love ya forever as my sex slave!
Leon: (twitching)
(takes out his gun)
Luis: Hey wait…What are ya doi-
BANG!
Leon: HAH! Sexy THAT, Bitch!
(walking away from Luis's twitching body.)
Leon: Geeze! You think that guy would learn after he died three times, but nooo! Humph, Asshole! Wished I never saved his ass from the closet!!
(Sits back near his rock)
Leon: God, why did I even bother with him?
(tap tap)
Leon! What the…?!
(Turns around)
Leon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OMFG!! YOUR STILL ALIVE!?!
Luis: Uhh…yah, Zombie remember? Besides, Leon, why did ya shoot me in the head?
Leon: Because I wanted too! God, Luis!! I thought the Dead STAY dead!!!
Luis: Yah, and that's where the term 'Zombies' come from. Ya know, like the 'Undead' that comes from Zelda? Seriously, amigo! I thought ya were smarter than that!
Leon: When hell freezes over and I go ice-skating on Satan's body is when I laugh at that and marry you, AMIGO.
Luis: Touche', (I'll wait for that to happen.)But listen ta me, Leon! This island is more terrifying than the chainsaw killers! There's a lot of ganados and Regenerators!
Leon: Regen…erators?
Luis: Yes!
Leon: Uhhh…What's that?
Luis: (sweat drop) Omg…
Leon: Hey! Sorry! I haven't gotten that far yet in the game!
Luis: Well, if ya didn't flunt yer perfectly-sexy body, that wouldn't be a problem!
Leon: Wait...What do you mean by that?
Luis: (rubbing temples) okay, for example. Ever wonder why all those zombies kept grabbing ya and trying to capture ya fer no point of reason?
Leon:... yah?
Leon: Think about it...
Leon: ...OMG!!
Luis: right...
Leon: You perverts!!!
(To be continued...)