Opening: The camera starts to shake a little. We see only a simple living room with a black couch, a brown coffee table and a small TV.
Voice: Dude, the camera's not working.
Voice 2: Shake it around a little bit. It does that sometimes. (The camera shakes a little bit and five boys and one girl take their seat on the couch)
Boy 1:Hi, I'm Stephen. Pronounced "Steff-in"
Boy 2: Or Steven, depending on who's talking. (Stephen slaps him upside the head) Ouch! (grumbles) I'm Jeff...
Stephen: Or Jeffrey depending on who's asking. (Jeff frowns at him.)
Boy 3: I'm his older brother Liu.
Boy 4: I'm Jack.
Boy 5: Ben.
Girl: And I'm Jane "Everlasting" Arkensaw.
Stephen: And we're the Band of Misfits.
Jeff: I still think we could have made a better name.
Stephen: Hey, it was all I could think of on short notice!
Jane: (ahem) The intro?
Stephen: Oh, yeah. (regains his composure) We're about to show you all sorts of funny stuff. It can be a movie review, a few "Jackass" stuff, or just us being us.
Jack: We promise you we will have you laughing by this time tomorrow.
Ben: If not, we'll be unemployed.
Stephen: Not really. We're hoping that we can put one or two out every week or so and we'd love to hear from you if you have comment or questions. And now, we conclude our introduction with our theme music.
(Various clips of future episodes play while Beethoven's Ninth Symphony (the Walter Carlos version from A Clockwork Orange) plays in the background. As the music comes to a close, the group poses in front of a green screen.)
Stephen: Hi, I'm Stephen and we are the Band of Misfits! (A pie flies into his face, causing the others to laugh.)