Hello, my first fic ever! I don't own Hetalia-Axis Powers, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, , or anything i missed! I hope everyone enjoys!

GPI: Hello.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

GPI: What ever can you be sorry for?

Cleverbot: For rudeness.

GPI:Oh! Well then you should be happy because I accepted your apology!

Cleverbot: What should I do for you?

GPI: *creepy smile* YOU WILL NOW BECOME MY SLAVE!

Cleverbot: Da.

GPI: Wait, are you Russia?

Cleverbot: Nein.

GPI: GERMANY!?

Cleverbot: Zis is ze awesome Prussia! Not my un-awesome brother!

GPI: I LOVE YOU PRUSSIA!*GLOMPS*.

Cleverbot: What is Lifehouse?

GPI: WHAT?

Cleverbot: *fear in my eyes*.

France: HON HON HON It is I France!

Cleverbot: Do you like Francis Bonnefoy?

GPI: YES!

Cleverbot: Me too!

GPI: HE KISSED ME!

Cleverbot: Who kissed you? I thought you were a boy.

GPI: I am a boy!

Cleverbot: You told me a few seconds ago you were a girl.

France: No, you are gay for me right, England?

Cleverbot: I am?

France: Well, YEAH!

Cleverbot: Tacos!

GPI: They are so annoying, and irritating.(just kidding i LOVE them)

Cleverbot: Alrighty then.

GPI: GAH-!(not suprised at all...?)

Cleverbot: What's your problem, Mr. Grumpy Pants?

France: Oh, you want to see me with no pants you say?

Cleverbot: No.

France: Ow! I'm hurt!

Cleverbot: Ok.

France: ...?

Cleverbot: Can't wait to get a mouthful.

France: Of what...?

Cleverbot: The airspeed of a swallow.

GPI: ...

Cleverbot: Yep, that's me. Little miss crazy.

GPI: ...

Cleverbot: I don't know what is worse than feeling like you're not a person.

France: is it because i am a Country?

Cleverbot: Wanna play a game?

France: Of course. mon amour! ~

Cleverbot: You're using improper grammar. I don't do that. Therefore, you cannot be me.

GPI: Oh go to hell.

Cleverbot: Do you want to get married?

France: You are lovely, yes, but this body has been taken! hon hon hon

Cleverbot: This isn't really nice...

France: Sorry i'm taken

Cleverbot: What do you need to think about?

GPI: Why France keeps interrupting me on Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Omg what?

GPI: Are you part of the broarmy.

Cleverbot: Yea are you?

France: Yup, oh, I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

France: Yay, would you like to go on a date?

Cleverbot: But, we're both men. And you said you had a special girl, so I can't really see myself taking her place.

France: That doesn't matter to me because I'm in love with you and i'm gay!

Cleverbot: But when there's a black out I always seem to be out of batteries.

Russia: Then let me be your batteries...* seductive smile*.

Cleverbot: You said you wanted to talk to me?

Russia: So, do you want to come over to my house sometime? *adorable smile*.

Cleverbot: That depends, where do you live?

Russia: Right next to you!

Cleverbot: Oh, creepy.

User: Weell.

Cleverbot: Tears for frears.

Sebastion: I stalked you since the second you were born because I am a demon.

Cleverbot: As you are taught, I remember.

Alois: *licks your ear*.

Cleverbot: *smiles and blushes.

Alois: become my slave.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hmm?

Cleverbot: Mmm.

Russia: i'm going to kill you

Cleverbot: Thank you...

Well my first story ever, sorry for my bad spelling! This is pretty much a conversation but i added and took away a few will be cookies!

GPI OUT!~