I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER, EVEN IF I WISHED I DID!
Ever heard the saying "I was like AVADA KEDAVRA and he was like DEAD" ? Well, I made up a story to explain what REALLY happened. Enjoy!
Whilst walking through Diagon Alley Luna Crestillon stumbled upon a strange sight. There was a guy hitting people with strange charms. OBVIOUSLY he was drunk, but people were doing absolutely NOTHING to stop him. So, being the crazy psychopathic person I am, I took him by the collar, after he passed out on the side walk, into the woods. Once I propped him against a tree I took out my wand getting ready to Avada Kedavra his arse when who else but Voldemort appeared!
" HI VOLDY LONG TIME NO SEE!!" I shouted, even though he was about 2 feet away from me, while waving my hand like a maniac. All he did was glare at me, so finally I said in a 'I-got-dirt-on-you-MF-Arse-XD' tone. " What cat got your tongue? Oh wait that's Professor McGonagall….Wait, WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH HER LAST NIGHT YOU PERV!?!?! AHHHHH!" Apparently that got him really angry, so he took out his wand and pointed it at my throat. "What the… what are you going to do with a STICK?… *mental person*" Before he zapped my arse I took my wand and screamed "AHH-GET-THE-F-OFF-ME-YOU-PERVERT-……. Uhh something that sounds magical- OH I got it, REVIAL-IOUS…." That apparently worked for some stupid reason cause the next minuet he was lying on the ground unconscious next to the passed out guy. I pointed my wand to that guy and said "Oh well!… Avada Kedavra!" So he was like dead…So the I got really bored after killing him, seeing as how Voldy was still unconscious and apparated us to an abandoned apartment building and took the guy on my shoulders, only to throw him out the window on the 10th floor two seconds later. "Byebeee!" Looking toward Voldy she also took him over her shoulders, apparated down 7 floors, and tossed him out the window too. Wiping her hands clean she said, with a cute smile but also demented " Well, my work her is done!" and apparated herself back to Hogwarts.
This was made from complete bordom, so, as LK says, IGNORE ME!!!!! Byebee!
To be continued…maybe…….. Luna a.k.a. Cayannamon