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IMMEDIATE DISCLAIMER!

Well…not immediate, but pretty near the beginning anyway.

This is story is NOT, NOT, NOT, mine! (Not that I don't wish it was, but whatevs)

This story originally belongs to CorinnetheAnime, who, BTW, you should totally check out. I claim nothing of the concept or story. The first 8 Duels are on CorrinetheAnime's profile, so go look at them because they are better than anything I could ever come up with.

Now da rules:

1) Only 1 request per chapter. Pretty self explanatory.

2) The characters can be either a canon character or even an OC. If it is an OC, please PM me what that OC appears like and their Deck.

3) Unless otherwise specified, I use the Japanese names

4) I do use the TCG card names, but if you specifically request it I can use the OCG names

5) Duel requests can be PMs or reviews, but if you have a request for who to win, then it must be in a PM.

6) Enjoy this! My writing may be trash, but we can appreciate it…probably.

And now to take a page from those who have come before, I will write a dynamic parody to make this look longer! And REMEMBER! This story is not mine, it is CorrinetheAnime's, so go look there for actual quality writing

Once there was a blond hedgehog named Yugi who liked card games. Then he solved an overcomplicated jigsaw puzzle which gave him the magical ability to hit puberty instantly so he could win at children's card games. He quickly became rivals with Seto Kaiba, who frequently disobeyed rules, until Yugi used Exodia to obliterate him, then mind crushed him.

Eventually Yugi's grandpa's soul got taken by Pegasus who made Yugi go to his personal island and participate in a card game tournament. Using the powers of puberty, Yugi defeated Pegasus and got his grandpa's soul back.

Seto Kaiba got pretty pissed that Yugi was a good card gamist, and decided to make another tournament that was in a city called Battle City. Yugi won that with puberty too, and got the Egyptian Gods Slifer the Executive Producer, Obelisk the Tormentor and Mega Ultra Chicken.

Then filler

As it turns out, Yugi's pubescent alter ego was actually a pharaoh from Egypt, and he used magical stuff to go back in time to find out what his name was, because he accidentally forgot. Zorc woke up, got destroyed by the gods and Atem the Hedgehog went back, now knowing that he was the fastest thing alive, and that he needed to move on. Yugi didn't want to lose his puberty, so they played a card game. One of them lost and Yugi lost his puberty, so he needed to get it back the old fashioned way.

Fast forward a little, and we meet Judai Yuki, who is absolutely flawless. He enters Duel Academy so he can be the very best like no one ever was and meets Pussy Destroyer who becomes his platonic life partner. Then these dudes called the Shadow Riders show up cause they want the cheap God Card rip offs, but the school already bought them off eBay, so the Shadow Riders wanted to steal them. Judai flawlessly defeated them, and then their leader Test Tube Guy who used the Fake God Cards Sloofer the Ski Dragon, Aboleesk da Torment Dude and Da Winged Dragon of Rawr.

Judai dueled a guy called Phoenix Arizona who beat him, putting Judai into crippling depression. Eventually he got over it and acquired Elemental HERO Noos who became his new ace and kicked Flame Wingman into the trade binder. Then Judai beat up Arcana Force -1 - The Douche and his Society of Light.

Judai also used to have this card called Yubel that was crazy as heck so he threw it into space where it got eviler. Then Yubel came back and killed all Judai's friends. Judai got possessed, then un-possessed and he got Super Polymerization, but then lost Super Polymerization. Judai dueled Yubel, then used Super Polymerization to fuse himself and Yubel, ending the series

Jissai ni wa, shīzun 4 wa dabingu sa rete inainode, watashi wa kodomo no yō ni miteinai shi, nani ga okoru no ka wakaranai. Watashi wa Judai ga gikochinaku natte kita koto o shitte imasu. Mata, anata ga gūguru hon'yaku o shiyō shita koto ga aru ka dō ka wa gimondesu. Anata ga shita baai, anata no rebyū de" Dr Johan' s mīn bīn Machine& Knuckles" to iu to, watashitachiha saikō no nakama ni narudeshou.

There's a guy named Yusei, and his life freaking SUCKS! He's poor and his "best friend" stole his ace card Stawdust Dwagon and made him use Junk Warrior, who, as the name suggests, is trash. His life gets a little better, then he gets thrown in prison, but he gets out and enters a tournament that he wins.

Then these dudes called the Dark Signers appeared, and not the good ones from Signs of Renewal, which is a great fic by Donjustica that you should all check out cause its awesome, but instead dead people. Some stuff happens, Yusei loses but doesn't lose and then the Signers win because Crimson Dragon OP

I forgot lol.

People came from the future saying "Hey, these Synchro Monsters took over the meta and were too OP, so we came back in time to stop that" Yusei and his friendos basically say "Heck no" and beat them back. Then, in order to prevent the cataclysmic future, Yusei invented the card named Zoodiac Drident that would change the world forever and sent it into the future.

Yuma was just an annoying kid who sucked at card games, which meant he was all alone. A guy named Astral appears and they become buds. Yuma starts beating other duelists so he can get the Number cards, which are Xyz Monsters that are very stronk.

All of Yuma's friends die, then don't die. The end

Yuya was just a tomato who wanted to have fun, but then Pendulum Summoning happened and his life got flipped turned upside down. He wants to tell the story, so sit down there, I'll tell you how he became the king of tomato hair.

Yuya and his three dopplegangers fused and became Zarc, who destroyed stuff.

Yusaku was a boring character and no one liked him. Then he was cool as Playmaker and people liked him. The end