Ex Death really mad. He soooo mad that he want kill! He want kill BAD! He go look for kill. But where he look? He look for CARA! She bad to him so he want her death. So he walk down street. He nearlz get hit by car but it miss. Stupid car. He keep going. He get tired and want hitchhiking. Car stop and he go on hood. He say you drive. Car drove!
Later car stop. Guy say, you get off now. Ex Death say WTF?! He then kill guy and flip over car. Ex Death then walk down street more. He walk into forest. He see a girl! And another girl! And a boy! And an old man!!! He walk over! He think he want kill them. He think he really want kill them. He get close and see it Butz, Cara, Lenna, Faris and Galuf. He want kill Cara for her bad! He go over and say she die now!! Cara cry and pee pee her panties. Butz say ew. Lenna say ew. Faris giggle… then say ew. Galuf go Oo? She embarrassed. Who wouldn't be though, she pee peed her panties! Ex Death say death now! She say she not want dead. He say he want her die. She cry. He say wuss. She cry more. Butz say she cry baby. She kick him in the thing. He cry. Ex Death laugh at him, he moron. Ex Death say now she die. He use spell on her. She get push out of way by Galuf. He get hurt bad. He fall. Ex Death say crap and go away.
"O M G NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Cara yell. She sad that grandpa dying. Galuf say this suck. He look at Butz. He say Butz is hawt and he love him. Butz wink. He look Faris. He say she cool pirate. She say she know. He then say she have cute undies. She wink. He then look Cara. Cara cry. Galuf say she bad. It her fault he dying. She cry more. He say he joking. He say he done. They all say he no die, he get up now! Butz try use cure on him. It no work. Lena use life on him. It no work either!! Faris throw phoenix down on him. It have no effect. Butz say do it again. Faris throw phoenix down at Galuf face. It have no effect STILL! Butz say use more! MORE! So she throw more and more. It no working. Butz take bag of phoenix down. He then throw it at Galuf face hard. It still no work. He then throw Exlier at Galuf. Galuf curse and say that stupid. He kick Butz thing. Butz fall over and cry. They laugh and say that not get old. He then get up and grab Faris by foot. He beat Galuf to die with her. She die too. He say oops. He taker her money and item. He also take her weapon. And her undies. He say Galuf right. She has cute undies. He put them in pocket and run away.
Cara no happy. Her grandpa die. She want die too. She stab self with rock. She no die because phoenix down in her pocket. She shrug and follow Butz. They see Ex Death. Butz say Ex Death die now. He ask where Faris? Butz say she die but he has Faris undy. Ex Death say cool. Butz laugh and say yes. Cara kick Butz thing and throw him off cliff. Ex Death say noooo and jump off cliff to save undies. Cara shrug she kill him now. Only her and Lenna left. But Lenna no matter because she barely in fic. So she good as dead to. So Cara stab her with branch and throw her off cliff. She then live in mansion forever. She marry Auron and have baby. She name it Yuna. She then get slave later name Cloud and Tidus. She happy. The End.