This is a remake of Silent Hill 1...but I added about 20 alternate endings to it throughout the story to show what happens to stupid people. If you've ever played the game you'll notice that I left a lot out. Oh well, get over it...I hate typing. Also...I know that the names are mixed up, that's the way it was supposed to be. It's supposed to be funny, but most of my jokes are really bad. This is my first writing so please R&R!! Oh yeah...I don't own any of the characters in this game....I think Konami does.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
"Silent Hill"
Note- whoever thought of this name is stupid as hell, doesn't anyone else hear all the creepy music and dogs going crazy and sirens and clanking metal and weird demon birds squawking and crazy old women cackling and dead nurses moaning and guns firing every which way and the fact that this town doesn't have any hills in it and....OK...I'll stop now.
We see an man driving a jeep down a deserted highway. In the passenger seat is a little girl, the man's daughter, named Cybil. The man's name is Harry, Harry Bennet. He's 36, and works in the McDonald's on Highway 9. He is a very lonely man, and since his wife left him for a younger, more improved version of Harry, he keeps his daughter with him wherever he goes. They are on their way to a happy little town called "Silent Hill." Yeah, Ok...Right... They are about a mile from the town when they see a cop pass on a tricycle. Damn them thing go fast...Or does Harry's jeep just suck? After a moment, Harry sees the tricycle crashed on the side of the road. The driver is standing near it, with her thumb sticking out, pointing toward the town. Harry screams out the window, "Get a car, Bitch!" and keeps driving. The cop, flaring with anger, pulls out her gun and shoots out Harry's left rear tire. The jeep swerves and ditches into the side of a wall.
About an hour later, Harry wakes up and notices his daughter is missing. He also notices that it is snowing outside. "Oh yay! Snow!" he says and gets out of the car and falls to the ground and begins to make snow angels. After an hour of frolicking in the snow, Harry says, "Oh shit, my daughter is missing!" and gets up. He begins to run in an arbitrary direction, slamming his head into a telephone pole.
**********Alternate ending 1**********
He freezes to death and dies because Cheryl doesn't save him. Hee hee.
When he comes to, he is in a little Cafe. The cop who he insulted earlier is there, watching him. After he sits up, she walks over to him and hits him in the head...knocking him unconscious again.
When he wakes up, yet again, the cop walks toward him, raising her hand again. He puts his hand up to stop her and says, "Hey...I'm sorry...just don't hit me again!" She walks over to a bar stool and starts to sit down, but misses the stool and falls flat on her ass. Harry begins laughing, but stops when the cop pulls her gun out of its holster and points it at him. Harry says, "Hey, c'mon, don't shoot. It was just funny, ya know?" She thinks for a moment, and then returns the gun to its holster. She says, "The only reason your ass ain't dead yet is because I saved you. My name is Cheryl, Cheryl Mason. I'm a cop from Brahms, the next town over. Well...actually, it's about 5 miles from here....but we'll just say that so the plot of this stupid story stays together...Oh! I mean...I was sent here by my asshole of a boss to see why all communication in this town has stopped....even Instant Messaging!" Harry has been mindlessly staring into space and says, "Un huh, Ok. Right...and I care, why?" Cheryl looks at him and says, "Why are you here, anyway?" He replies, "I was coming here on a vacation with my daughter, but when you shot my tire out; I was knocked unconscious and when I woke up I started to play in the snow. And then I noticed she was gone. I ran into a pole when I turned to head into town and then I woke up in here. Why is it snowing and foggy as hell out there?" Cheryl says, "I dunno why it's so foggy and snowy outside, but why didn't you notice your daughter was missing?" He replies, "Well, if we follow the Bad+ ending of the game, I never woke up from being in the jee....Oh shit. I keep forgetting. Well, I thought she was asleep and didn't want to wake her, so I left her there and went out to play. Plus, I was recovering from a horrific car accident, you know?"
Cheryl says, " OK, I get the picture...so, what are you going to do now?" Harry says, "I guess I'm gunna go look for my daughter...you haven't seen her, have you? Tall, blonde hair, answers to the name of Cybil?" She replies, " No, Harry, I'm afraid I haven't. If you're going to stay here, though, you should have some protection. Here," she hands him a gun that magically appeared out of nowhere and says, "If you have to shoot anyone, make sure it isn't me, unless I've been possessed by some crazy old women and am trying to strangle you after my gun runs out of ammunition, OK?" She gets up to leave and nods him a goodbye.
He leaves the Cafe. Harry is walking down the road called Levine Street (Yes, Silent Hill Addicts, I know how it is spelled) and walks up to the door of a house. He finds it locked, but uses the crowbar he found in the doghouse in front of the house to break down the door. When he enters the house, he heads to the back door and sees three locks on it. Also, there is a map on the wall with the words "Keys for Eclipse" written on it. Harry says, "What the fuck does that mean? Oh well.." and shoots the locks off the door. He goes through and says, "Shit, it's getting dark...Oh, duh! Daylight Savings Time! Gawd, I'm so stupid." As he heads out the back of the gate, he notices a map of the town on the fence and takes it. He says, "Yeah...got me a map..." He notices that there is a school nearby, "Sandwich Elementary School." He heads out the back gate and starts in the direction of the school. After reaching many dead ends and caved in roads, Harry says, "Shit, how much more is this bitch gunna make me walk...Oh yeah, I don't know that girl yet, I keep forgetting." He continues walking and finally reaches the school.
When he enters, he says "God, talk about cutting the education budget. Jeeze!" He walks into the courtyard and sees a clock tower. He says, "Well, since I don't really wanna go looking for them friggin medallions, I'll just shoot the door down, like usual...oh yeah...he he...umm...'What's this? It looks like something could go into this little holes here...hmmm.' " He begins to explore the school, finding not only a map but also boxes of ammunition, health drinks, pictures of dead bodies, medical supplies, zombie demons, his first ex-wife, his mother-in-law, his 1st grade teacher, and Richard Simmons. He collects what he can...and kills the rest. He takes particular care in causing Richard Simmons EXTREME pain. But anyway...he also finds two medallions (whoda thunkit) and puts them into the slots in the Tower. The door still doesn't open. "Oh fuck the damn plotline..." he says and aims at the door. A booming voice comes out of nowhere and says, "No...you must go in the basement...it's a shitty example of foreshadowing!" Harry looks around and says, "Ok mom..." He goes into the school and finds the basement. There's a big red button on a big machine.
**********Alternate ending 2**********
He hits the button. A loud whirring and grinding noise can be heard. Suddenly, the machine blows up, killing everyone within 10 miles of the school.
He hits the button. Nothing but a small click can be heard, but Harry knows that big things come in small packages. He goes back up to the courtyard and sees that the door to the clock tower is open. He climbs into it and down a long ladder. There is a door with a "Keep Out" sign on it. He goes through, saying, "Fuck you, sign."
**********Alternate ending 3**********
When he goes through the door, Harry is in the President's secret underground bunker. A bunch of super cool FBI guys say, "ID please." Harry says, "Umm...I don't have any ID." They reply, "No ID, no agenda, no pass." and shoot him dead.
He is in the courtyard again, even though he acts as if he's never been there before. He sees a giant arcane symbol on the ground. It seems to be written in blood, but he completely ignores this. Harry goes to the back door of the school and enters into the hallway. He goes into the first door he sees and is in a huge room with a giant ventilation fan slowly and rustily spinning around in a huge grate. there is blood splattered over the whole contraption, on which Harry slips.
**********Alternate ending 4**********
He trips and falls into the fan, thereby decapitating himself.
He falls onto what appears to be a gurney. He screams, saying, "Wait a minute, the gurney isn't in here until the scene in the front lobby." The booming voice from before says, "Oh yeah..." and the gurney disappears. He leaves the room.
When he re-enters the hallway, he comes across a young man with a camera swinging around his head. Harry says, "Umm...who are you?" The young man replies, "Umm...I'm Bill with MTV's hit show that got cancelled Fear...who are you?"
Harry slaps his head in stupidity and yells, "Duh!"
_____________________________________________________________________________________
"Silent Hill"
Note- whoever thought of this name is stupid as hell, doesn't anyone else hear all the creepy music and dogs going crazy and sirens and clanking metal and weird demon birds squawking and crazy old women cackling and dead nurses moaning and guns firing every which way and the fact that this town doesn't have any hills in it and....OK...I'll stop now.
We see an man driving a jeep down a deserted highway. In the passenger seat is a little girl, the man's daughter, named Cybil. The man's name is Harry, Harry Bennet. He's 36, and works in the McDonald's on Highway 9. He is a very lonely man, and since his wife left him for a younger, more improved version of Harry, he keeps his daughter with him wherever he goes. They are on their way to a happy little town called "Silent Hill." Yeah, Ok...Right... They are about a mile from the town when they see a cop pass on a tricycle. Damn them thing go fast...Or does Harry's jeep just suck? After a moment, Harry sees the tricycle crashed on the side of the road. The driver is standing near it, with her thumb sticking out, pointing toward the town. Harry screams out the window, "Get a car, Bitch!" and keeps driving. The cop, flaring with anger, pulls out her gun and shoots out Harry's left rear tire. The jeep swerves and ditches into the side of a wall.
About an hour later, Harry wakes up and notices his daughter is missing. He also notices that it is snowing outside. "Oh yay! Snow!" he says and gets out of the car and falls to the ground and begins to make snow angels. After an hour of frolicking in the snow, Harry says, "Oh shit, my daughter is missing!" and gets up. He begins to run in an arbitrary direction, slamming his head into a telephone pole.
**********Alternate ending 1**********
He freezes to death and dies because Cheryl doesn't save him. Hee hee.
When he comes to, he is in a little Cafe. The cop who he insulted earlier is there, watching him. After he sits up, she walks over to him and hits him in the head...knocking him unconscious again.
When he wakes up, yet again, the cop walks toward him, raising her hand again. He puts his hand up to stop her and says, "Hey...I'm sorry...just don't hit me again!" She walks over to a bar stool and starts to sit down, but misses the stool and falls flat on her ass. Harry begins laughing, but stops when the cop pulls her gun out of its holster and points it at him. Harry says, "Hey, c'mon, don't shoot. It was just funny, ya know?" She thinks for a moment, and then returns the gun to its holster. She says, "The only reason your ass ain't dead yet is because I saved you. My name is Cheryl, Cheryl Mason. I'm a cop from Brahms, the next town over. Well...actually, it's about 5 miles from here....but we'll just say that so the plot of this stupid story stays together...Oh! I mean...I was sent here by my asshole of a boss to see why all communication in this town has stopped....even Instant Messaging!" Harry has been mindlessly staring into space and says, "Un huh, Ok. Right...and I care, why?" Cheryl looks at him and says, "Why are you here, anyway?" He replies, "I was coming here on a vacation with my daughter, but when you shot my tire out; I was knocked unconscious and when I woke up I started to play in the snow. And then I noticed she was gone. I ran into a pole when I turned to head into town and then I woke up in here. Why is it snowing and foggy as hell out there?" Cheryl says, "I dunno why it's so foggy and snowy outside, but why didn't you notice your daughter was missing?" He replies, "Well, if we follow the Bad+ ending of the game, I never woke up from being in the jee....Oh shit. I keep forgetting. Well, I thought she was asleep and didn't want to wake her, so I left her there and went out to play. Plus, I was recovering from a horrific car accident, you know?"
Cheryl says, " OK, I get the picture...so, what are you going to do now?" Harry says, "I guess I'm gunna go look for my daughter...you haven't seen her, have you? Tall, blonde hair, answers to the name of Cybil?" She replies, " No, Harry, I'm afraid I haven't. If you're going to stay here, though, you should have some protection. Here," she hands him a gun that magically appeared out of nowhere and says, "If you have to shoot anyone, make sure it isn't me, unless I've been possessed by some crazy old women and am trying to strangle you after my gun runs out of ammunition, OK?" She gets up to leave and nods him a goodbye.
He leaves the Cafe. Harry is walking down the road called Levine Street (Yes, Silent Hill Addicts, I know how it is spelled) and walks up to the door of a house. He finds it locked, but uses the crowbar he found in the doghouse in front of the house to break down the door. When he enters the house, he heads to the back door and sees three locks on it. Also, there is a map on the wall with the words "Keys for Eclipse" written on it. Harry says, "What the fuck does that mean? Oh well.." and shoots the locks off the door. He goes through and says, "Shit, it's getting dark...Oh, duh! Daylight Savings Time! Gawd, I'm so stupid." As he heads out the back of the gate, he notices a map of the town on the fence and takes it. He says, "Yeah...got me a map..." He notices that there is a school nearby, "Sandwich Elementary School." He heads out the back gate and starts in the direction of the school. After reaching many dead ends and caved in roads, Harry says, "Shit, how much more is this bitch gunna make me walk...Oh yeah, I don't know that girl yet, I keep forgetting." He continues walking and finally reaches the school.
When he enters, he says "God, talk about cutting the education budget. Jeeze!" He walks into the courtyard and sees a clock tower. He says, "Well, since I don't really wanna go looking for them friggin medallions, I'll just shoot the door down, like usual...oh yeah...he he...umm...'What's this? It looks like something could go into this little holes here...hmmm.' " He begins to explore the school, finding not only a map but also boxes of ammunition, health drinks, pictures of dead bodies, medical supplies, zombie demons, his first ex-wife, his mother-in-law, his 1st grade teacher, and Richard Simmons. He collects what he can...and kills the rest. He takes particular care in causing Richard Simmons EXTREME pain. But anyway...he also finds two medallions (whoda thunkit) and puts them into the slots in the Tower. The door still doesn't open. "Oh fuck the damn plotline..." he says and aims at the door. A booming voice comes out of nowhere and says, "No...you must go in the basement...it's a shitty example of foreshadowing!" Harry looks around and says, "Ok mom..." He goes into the school and finds the basement. There's a big red button on a big machine.
**********Alternate ending 2**********
He hits the button. A loud whirring and grinding noise can be heard. Suddenly, the machine blows up, killing everyone within 10 miles of the school.
He hits the button. Nothing but a small click can be heard, but Harry knows that big things come in small packages. He goes back up to the courtyard and sees that the door to the clock tower is open. He climbs into it and down a long ladder. There is a door with a "Keep Out" sign on it. He goes through, saying, "Fuck you, sign."
**********Alternate ending 3**********
When he goes through the door, Harry is in the President's secret underground bunker. A bunch of super cool FBI guys say, "ID please." Harry says, "Umm...I don't have any ID." They reply, "No ID, no agenda, no pass." and shoot him dead.
He is in the courtyard again, even though he acts as if he's never been there before. He sees a giant arcane symbol on the ground. It seems to be written in blood, but he completely ignores this. Harry goes to the back door of the school and enters into the hallway. He goes into the first door he sees and is in a huge room with a giant ventilation fan slowly and rustily spinning around in a huge grate. there is blood splattered over the whole contraption, on which Harry slips.
**********Alternate ending 4**********
He trips and falls into the fan, thereby decapitating himself.
He falls onto what appears to be a gurney. He screams, saying, "Wait a minute, the gurney isn't in here until the scene in the front lobby." The booming voice from before says, "Oh yeah..." and the gurney disappears. He leaves the room.
When he re-enters the hallway, he comes across a young man with a camera swinging around his head. Harry says, "Umm...who are you?" The young man replies, "Umm...I'm Bill with MTV's hit show that got cancelled Fear...who are you?"
Harry slaps his head in stupidity and yells, "Duh!"