A/N:So here is a silly little one shot i came up with. I think it ain't half bad for somthing i wrote in under fifteen miniutes. Hope it at least makes you laugh.
TITLE: I KNOW MY SNOW.(or WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PRANK RUSSIA.)
It all started on a cold november day in the Bavarian Alps in southern Germany.(everybody involved tried not to think about that too much.) The allies had been following the axis powers for a bit, spying on the three countries as they vacationed. After a few days it became apparent they really were just on vacation. So the allies vacationed also. And it didn't take long until they began to pick on their biggest, and somewhat slowest member. No matter where he went, Russia was pelted with snowballs. Snow was shoved down his pants. Snow was dumped on his head when he walked thru a doorway, even inside! So he came up with a plan while in the bathtub. And as he scrubbed behind his ears,(just like big sister taught him to!) he couldn't help but to giggle to himself. When everyone was asleep, Russia quietly snuck outside to put his plan into action.
The next morning was bright and beautiful. The sunshine made the ice on the tree limbs sparkle like diamonds. Japan and Germany walked along talking about politics, while Italy darted ahead with Japan's little dog; chasing small animals and frightening little birds and such. The more mature two rounded a bend in the path to see Italy standing stock still. Nearing the edge of a small clearing, they were all suprised to see a twenty foot tall block of solid snow and ice standing off to one side of the clearing. And even more suprised to see Russia rolling around on the ground howling with laughter. And voices yelling inchoerantly inside the block of snow. According to russia(found out in between fits of laughter), he had gotten sick of the others ganging up on over night he had packed snow around the cabin they were all sharing and the fluffy snow froze into solid ice. They wouldn't suffocate as Russia had supposedly left several airholes hidden all over the cabin.
It would wind up taking just under a hour to clear the door so the others could get out. As soon as said door was opened, England, America, China and France piled out and launched themselves at the prankster. Germany and his two companions quietly turned and walked away. They wanted nothing to do with that insanity. And for the rest of World War II and during the following Cold War no more pranks were played. Nothing could top it. Years later when asked how he knew it would work, Russia mearly smiled an insane smile and said "I know my snow." Legend has it to this very day, that cabin still stands in the woods, untouched by the hands of time.
Final Word: So what do you think? Just something i wrote after seeing snow for the first time. Much luck, love and happiness sent your way for the new year!
kaikanbutterfly