Authors Note:

"SNAFU"- Normal speech

SNAFU- Hachiman's narration/thoughts

The World Ends With A Fucking Zombie Apocalypse

Chapter 1: No School forever

-Entry 1-

If you are reading this, there is a likely high chance that I am dead. This maybe or may not be the last time I introduce myself….. But that's unlikely to happen, I'm sure there will be other survivors out there, they might not welcome me with open arms though. Anyways my name is Hachiman Hikigaya; I'm a loner, before and after the outbreak. It's funny actually because several seconds before the outbreak I felt like I was the only person in the world and then after the outbreak the feeling was still the same. The only people who cared about me were my family and maybe my teacher, right now I'm searching for my family. My parents were working somewhere far away, possibly at Tokyo so I'll search for them after I find my little sister who is much closer in the area I am currently in, which is Chiba. I don't know what else to write down now because I didn't own a journal before, but now that I do feel free to read this book if you found it, might be good entertainment while trying to survive in this god forsaken world.

-27th April-

"Class dismissed!" our class just ended as well as the school day, school starts on early April but I just started school five days ago, you want to know why? Because a fucking car hit me on the first day of school making me miss school for three weeks but that's alright at least I got metal plates inside my body, making me much more tough. Due to me starting school late everyone is already buddy-buddy with everyone else except me but that's okay it was going to be like this anyways. My treatment here is just like in middle school so yeah I'm used to it.

I put my stuff into my bag and slung it behind my shoulder, and then I went to the door and exited the classroom. The world was colored beautifully with the help of the orange sun… one of the perks of being a loner is appreciating anything that some people might not notice, God might have forsaken me by giving me these eyes but he did a good job at making this world.

I walk with a medium speed pace not wanting to rush or bump onto anyone around the corner because that would be painful and cliché. My destination was the entrance but as the distance get shorter I found my steps has gone slower and after a couple of seconds I stopped. I can see, beyond the windows of the hallway, a crowd outside the school yard. I noticed that many people were doing the same thing as me, curious of what was happening.

A couple of minutes later an ambulance arrived and out came two guys wearing uniforms, after they cleared the crowd I can see that a male student was lying down on the ground pale as a sheet of paper. Looks like someone that has a severe sickness, I hope he wakes up soon. I might be cynical and pessimistic but I don't like seeing a young adult who has so many things to do in the future to die early.

One of the ambulance personnel took out a bag valve mask and used it on the student while the other personnel talked to the teachers that were there, probably asking for information about the student. I felt my heart beating at a much quicker pace; I leaned my hand on the glass and prayed with all my heart that this guy was going to wake up soon but….. Then I noticed the personnel with the bag valve mask shook his head at the other one. Many people started crying and had sour expressions at this point, including me minus the crying. If I were my normal self I would be having mental breakdown from seeing a dead person. Sorry pal I don't know you so I won't mourn for you but I'll at least feel bad for you.

The two personnel took out a stretcher from the ambulance car and was about to put it under the student until he stood up that is. To say I was shocked was an understatement but then that feeling changed into dreadfulness as I observe the personnel speaking to the student, then one of them grabbed his arm and checked his wrist for a pulse. I didn't like where this was going and I just remembered that Hiratsuka-Sensei wanted to meet me at her office, so I pry my eyes of the scene and was about to go there until a shout from the school gates was heard.

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!" a guy with a police uniform was bleeding all over and was being chased by people…. People who looked almost like corpses. I was sweating all over and almost puked seeing the corpse-like people but another shout was heard "GAAAHHHH!" the student that was presumed dead was now eating and ripping off the stomach of the personnel who was helping him seconds ago. After a few seconds of silence the whole school was in chaos. Students were running all over the school but not at the gates seeing as the idiotic cop lead all the zombies from that way. I was stunned for a while because so many things happened in mere seconds but I snapped out of it. I try to calm myself down and make a quick prioritization on what to do and that is to get out of this fucking school and find safety to make another plan.

I ran as fast as I can to the entrance ignoring the people who were having all sorts of problems, when I reached the entrance I didn't bother to switch my shoes and exited the building. The scene that presented itself to me was not a pleasant sight, the school yard that was full of teenagers mingling around with their so called youth before was now switched with dead bodies being eaten by undead people, I can smell the blood everywhere and the beautiful sky from before had smoke all over it, my ears felt like it was hearing the sound of every human that was in the school like "HELP ME!" or "GAAAAAH!" and "NO PLEASE SOMEBODY SAVE HIM". It was so chaotic but there was one thing that I was curious about…. Why wasn't there one zombie here? I was at the stairs where there was not a single limb or organ on it, I find this odd but then I notice people at the school yard were holding solid objects and used it against the zombies.

I put the oddity at the back of my mind and try to make the next step of the plan and that is to get a weapon. Luckily the gardener shed was right next to the school so I sneaked my way to it. I entered the shed and found myself staring at a girl who was crying her eyes out, oh yeah she's my classmate. Then she noticed me and was about to say something until someone was yelling.

"EVERYONE BLOCK THE DOORS AND KILL THEM FROM THE INSIDE, IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE TO LIVE!"

I looked outside the small square window and saw many guys and girls were working together to block the door by pushing furniture in front of it, preventing the zombies to enter, they took their chance and used their weapons on the zombies through the door. It's a quite good plan but it would require trust and balls from every single one of the group and that is why they will fail.

"No….. No, I can't do this I'M OUTTA HERE!" there's the signal for dead bodies, the guy ran after dropping his weapon. The zombies were increasing by every second now that one guy was decreased from the survivors' side to kill the zombies.

"OI, COME BACK! WE NEED EVER-" his words were not finished as the zombies forced their way in making the furniture fall…. Looks like I was lucky and I feel even luckier to not see the massacre inside the school. I felt a presence beside me and turned to it, it was the girl… I think she's stunned right now after seeing that… I don't know what to do in this situation….. I guess I'll look around in this shed while I wait for the girl to snap out of her mind. I put my bag on the table near the entrance, let's see here hmmm…. Judging from the movies poisons not going to work…. Shovel might be a bit too much to handle and I don't have time to repair that rusty looking chainsaw hmmm… Nope...… Nope...…. Definitely not that…. Guess a hammer and machete will have to do. I try to get the feel of the two by swinging both forward; I'll make the hammer my main and machete as secondary, just in case I lose the hammer.

I was going to check out for more weapons until I felt a soft hand on my back I turn around and found the girl was leaning her head on my chest now… Wait, What, on my chest? Is this really happening? My eyes aren't deceiving me right... Seriously, It took a fucking zombie apocalypse for a girl, for someone to lean onto me?

"I'm sorry but I need someone right now…."

"…..That's okay" Shit! I feel very awkward right now, I don't know what to do with my arms and my whole body is stiff as a board. I feel even more awkward now as she wraps her arms around me and leaned in even more closer to my body. I don't know what to do but my chest felt very moist….. I can see the girl is shaking….. I don't know why but my arms just automatically wrap her into a hug... Maybe I just wanted to comfort her or maybe I also needed the comfort, sure I hated the hypocrites in society but that doesn't mean that I like a zombie apocalypse either.

I should probably console the girl, she hasn't stopped crying and shaking for a while "Hey…. What's your name?" I asked.

"I-It's Yui… Yui Yuigahama, what about yours?"

"Hachiman Hikigaya…."

"… I'm sorry for doing this so suddenly…"

"That's okay I understand" who doesn't? I mean there are man-eating corpses out there who just brutally killed and ate the whole student body, speaking of which "Um just a sec" I let go of Yuigahama after knowing that she stopped shaking and walked towards the window, there was not a living soul out there, only mindless zombies were roaming around the school yard and I can see a couple of zombies inside the school through the window…. Wait, is that a girl? Judging from her position and movement I'd say she's alive and maybe trapped in that classroom.

"Hikki, is that a girl?" Hikki?

"I think so…. She might be trapped in that classroom"

"What should we do?"

If I'm alone right now I would've abandon that girl and feel like a dick afterwards but saving her might be too risky but I've got Yuigahama here…. Don't know if she'll be helpful though. Let's ask her then "Do you want to save her?" she didn't answer and looked at her feet, yeah you should think about it…yeah take your time I'm going to be here forever. After a couple of seconds Yuigahama finally raised her head and answered my question.

"Yes I do" I respect your decision even if we're about to die.

"Then you might need a weapon…" I glanced at the shelves' again and searched for a weapon. Yuigahama also joined in and searched at the bottom drawers "Let's not make too much sound, just in case alright?" Yuigahama nodded and continued looking for her weapon.

"Hikki, what about this?" Yuigahama showed me a rack.

"I don't think that would work Yuigahama" she was disappointed to hear that and put the rack back on the wall, wait I think that would be usable if I do this "Wait Yuigahama I have an idea" I took the rack and a roll of tape then I took of the top part of the rack by hammering it off. Next I look for any sharp objects… that hand shovel will have to do, after that I positioned the shovel on top of the staff and wrapped it together with the tape, I try thrusting it upwards and tried to have a feel for it… yeah it might not be durable but let's hope it can last long, I'll have to use the machete I guess "Hmmm here you go Yuigahama it might break though so use this hammer if that time comes" Before I handed the two weapons to Yuigahama I asked her one last question "Yuigahama….. You know how to…kill them right?" and another question "And you know they're not alive right?" Also another one "This is reality now, do you understand?" Yuigahama cleared her throat and shakily grabbed the weapons, and then she answered with tearful eyes.

"Yes….. I know how to kill them… Yes I know they're not alive and yes I understand" she wiped the tears away with her sleeves and then suddenly I can feel determination in her eyes "Even if this is reality now I won't give up and die without doing anything, I need to search for my family now and that girl up there might even be worried about her family so let's go Hikki I'm ready when you are" Heh now that I think about it Komachi wouldn't like it if I abandon someone who needed help, alright after this I'll search for my cute little sister, I also want her to be safe.

"Alright but first let me test out something on the zombies" I took a bag of seeds and then opened the window a little bit just enough for my arm to go through. Next I threw the bag at one of the zombies and waited for a reaction…. There wasn't phew. So they don't feel anything but eat anything that's fucking great. After that I took a ceramic pot and threw it in the middle of the school yard, within impact a loud sound was made which gained some of the zombies attention. I see they respond to sound very quickly but then two zombies who went there bump into each other and then bit each other…. The hell?! They even eat each other?! Oh wait they stopped okay maybe they can differentiate by taste and smell, I don't know about smell but they definitely can taste. After completing my experimentation I turned to Yuigahama and was about to tell her the results until she punched me on the shoulders.

"Hi-Hikki what are you doing?!" she exclaimed in a low voice "We could've been dead you idiot!"

"Well I guess we're really lucky then"

"You idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot" she continued to punch my shoulder while repeating that with a low voice. This continued for a couple of seconds until I stopped her.

"Can I tell you why I did that with the zombies now?" after hearing my question she stopped pounding her fists on me, folded her arms and pouted. Sheesh you're pouting now? Sure, you look cute and if I were my past self I would've fallen in love with you but it's the apocalyptic world now so thanks for the eye candy "First of all they're blind as a mole but they can hear just like us normally and they'll bite anything that comes into contact with them" Yuigahama made an impressed face. Heh I somehow feel a little confident right now….. Oops her face changed into a disgusted face she must've seen the smugness on my face "A-Also they're sense of taste still works, I'm not sure about their sense of smell though" then she made the impressed face again, nice save Hachiman!

"Ohhhhh~ I see then we should be careful not to be loud right?"

"That's right" I walked to the door and grabbed the doorknob "You ready?" She nodded with determination in her eyes which somehow makes me even more determined "Remember don't come in contact with the zombies and don't make a noise" I push the door gently and, after making sure there were no zombies nearby, Yuigahama and I quietly made our way to the stairs and entered the building.

Yuigahama started trembling as we looked at the walls, ceiling, floor and shoe rack that was painted with red blood, there were even limbs and organs all over the place. It must've been from the group from before, seeing as there are no bodies here they must've been turned into zombies and wandered aimlessly. I feel nauseous looking at this scene but I bet Yuigahama feels worse than I do so even though I don't know what to do I try to comfort her by putting my hand on her shoulder.

Fortunately it worked! She stopped trembling and nodded at me; thank goodness I was worried I was going to be awkward. After she calmed down I proceeded to try going to the stairs. I made my way to the wall and positioned my back to it, Yuigahama followed my steps. I try to take a peek at the hallway besides me and there were two zombies there and then I glanced the other way…..3 limbless zombies… let's not die early shall we?

I turned towards Yuigahama and whispered "Two at the left and three at the right, no need to confront them" she nodded prompting me to approach the stairs. I slowly walked to the stairs and climbed to the second floor with Yuigahama. Just like the first floor, this floor has a lot of gory stuff on it which still wants make me to puke out the contents of my stomach and there's a lot more zombies here. Let's see judging from where I see the girl, she should be in that classroom at the end of the hallway which has a horde of zombies in front of the door….. Well that's the sign of a trap survivor so yep that's where she should be. Only problem is how to get those cannibals out of the way… Ah I know. Yuigahama and I entered the classroom in front of us.

"What's the plan, Hikki?" Yuigahama asked.

"You'll see" I opened up the broken window and then picked up a random chair. After that I threw it at the stairs, making a loud crash which attracted many of the zombies including the ones at the end of the hallway. Alright! It worked! my celebration was cut short when I feel a punch on my shoulder; I turned and locked eyes with a teary and pouting Yuigahama.

"Hikki, please tell me your crazy plans next time! You almost gave me a heart attack!" she reprimanded.

"Err yeah sorry, Yuigahama"

"That's okay Hikki, just tell me next time okay? Anyways let's go" her face changed to a sweet one now…. Damn! I can't help but think she's really cute, ok calm down Hachiman we've got a mission right now, focus! I nodded and made my way to the classroom at the end of the hallway, carefully and stealthily as possible. When I reached there I tried to slide the door but it won't budge, must've been locked. I try to knock with a small amount of force without making too much noise.

"Hey…. anyone in there? There are no more zombies out here" I spoke softly, there was no response for a while until the sound of furniture being moved can be heard….. Sounds like a lot of furniture, doesn't sound like one person can move all of that stuff with a short amount of time so there must be more than one girl in there. The door slid open by a small margin; I can see half the face of a girl with black hair.

"…. Are you sure?" You don't see me breathing?

"Yeah I'm pretty sure"

"P-Please let us in, there are others in there right?" Yuigahama asked.

The girl didn't say anything but she opened the door for us, so we entered. To our surprise, there wasn't just one girl but a whole group of students are here and I know some of them but they probably don't know me. The people in this room right now are my classmates, Hiratsuka-Sensei and three other students. At the center of the room was Hiratsuka-Sensei while some of the students stood by the walls looking in shambles. The guys pushed the chairs and tables to block the door after we entered the room.

"Hikigaya-Kun, Thank goodness you're alright" Hiratsuka-Sensei said to me and then looked at Yuigahama "And I'm glad to see one of my students is still alive"

"I'm glad to see you too, Hiratsuka-Sensei" Yuigahama said.

"Were you the one who caused the ruckus just now?" the girl from before asked me. I nodded and then was slapped by her at the left cheek. You bitch! "Please do not do that again, we do not have any intention to die early" Tch! As expected from the ice-cold woman, Yukino Yukinoshita. Her cold personality and high-qualities are like the rumors say, I was hoping for you to be a coward now that it's the zombie apocalypse but nope that's too much to ask.

"Hey! Don't slap Hikki! He did that to get us to you" Yuigahama stood in front of me and raised her arms horizontally defending me from Yukinoshitas' cold personality. Err Yuigahama I think you're being a little loud but I appreciate you defending me right now it's been a long time since anyone did that.

"Yuigahama calm down" I said to Yuigahama who put her guard down and went behind me after receiving a glare from Yukinoshita and I can see a lot of glares from the others too, wow it feels so familiar being in this situation. Just like in middle school I always got glares intended for me "You calm down too….. Haaaaah can I explain why I did that?" the girl folded her arms.

"If it doesn't involve throwing objects that is"

"Unfortunately it involves that but don't worry we won't die" I proceeded to lift another chair and then walked towards the windows, opened it and then threw the chair outside. Everyone in the room gathered nearby the windows and watched. The chair broke within impact and three of the zombies nearby walked towards it and bit each other until they stopped after a few bites. Seeing every ones flabbergasted face made me feel satisfied so I proceeded to explain to them "In a nutshell the zombies are blind, can hear like us normally and still has their sense of taste"

"How did you know this, Hikigaya-Kun?" Hiratsuka-Sensei asked me.

"Yeah, when everything was in chaos I was going to get a weapon from the garden shed, where I met Yuigahama. After things calm down I decided to test things out" even though I could've been dead.

"Despite your looks, you have more courage than I expected" Yukinoshita praised…I think.

"Who cares about that?! We're trapped in this room right now!" A student who's I think in my class name is… Uka… No….. Aka? No, that wasn't it. Oh yeah it's Ooka.

"Hey Ooka calm down" A big guy who's also in my class named… Yamato… right?

"Do you have hearing inefficiency? We should care about 'that' because now we know how to get away from the undead" Yukinoshita reprimanded with a cold glare which shut Ooka's mouth.

"Hey are you calling us deaf?!" A blonde girl step out glaring at Yukinoshita. Yumiko Miura is her name; I guess you can call her the most popular girl in the school? But that's not important now I guess.

"No I was talking to him not all of you, I'm sorry did I hit a sensitive topic for you?" Yukinoshita said, insulting Miura.

"Grrr you-"Miura was about to say something until Hiratsuka-Sensei intervened.

"Alright, stop! Fighting each other is not how you survive right now" Hiratsuka-Sensei said.

"….. Then what should we do now?" A girl wait no… a guy (?) asked after nobody else said anything.

"We should calm down first and rest for a while, then we'll think of a plan together" Everyone nodded at Hiratsuka-Sensei's suggestion and sat around. As for myself I decided to be secluded for a while and sat at the corner near the entrance. I rested my back on the wall, crossed my legs and arms and laid my machete next to me. I felt my eyelids go heavy and almost fell unconscious… That was close; I guess the adrenaline got out of my system. Yuigahama is with her clique right now, I'm sure she is relief to find everyone's still alive and as for me… yeah well I'm glad they're not going to eat my brains now.

"Are you fatigued?" Yukinoshita approached me and offered me a bottle of water. Well isn't that nice of you "Well that is to be expected, you look like a dead fish" I take that back. I grasped the bottle, opened it and drank it. Ah that feels refreshing; I didn't even know I was this thirsty.

"….. Thanks"

"I believe introductions are in order, my name is Yukino Yukinoshita despite the situation it is nice to meet you"

"Hachiman Hikigaya, nice to meet you too"

"I apologize for slapping you it's just that….. I'm really sensitive right now" Oh god please don't tell me it's… that time of the month "I just can't believe this is happening right now" Oh ok it's you were just agitated phew thank god.

"Well believe it or not, it's happening"

"And how are you so calm?"

"Well I always knew someday this would happen" I joked but Yukinoshita doesn't seem to like it "Just joking, well I could ask you the same thing"

"Panicking will not help me survive in this situation"

"Hm I think so too"

"Hey there you two" Hiratsuka-Sensei approached us followed by Yuigahama "Looks like this shitty apocalypse ruined my plans for the two of you hahaha" She laughed. Plans….? Oh yeah I was supposed to meet her.

"Yeah you were calling for me, right? So what were you planning?" I asked.

"Well I was planning to make you join a club called the 'Service Club'" What?! "And you two were supposed to work together to help the students in the school with their problems, man I was looking forward to the school year with you two" …. I don't know if I should be glad a zombie apocalypse happened or not.

"Service Club? I think you read too much manga Sensei, like aren't you too ol- GAH!" I didn't get to finish my sentence as Hiratsuka-Sensei punched my stomach; I forgot… she's sensitive about her age but really Sensei? Even in a situation like this you're still the same. I hunched over and try to lessen the pain by rubbing my stomach.

"What did you say about my age Hikigaya-Kun?" She asked me with a sickening grin.

"Are you okay, Hikki?" Yuigahama poked my cheeks inspecting my status.

"Looks like you're not good with words, Fishigaya-Kun" That's funny coming from you, you ice-bitch. What's with this combination of physical abuse, nursing and verbal abuse, It makes me feel strangely good and bad. Oh no, I'm not turning into a masochist am I?! Wait maybe they're trying to make me into one, after being physically abused by Hiratsuka-Sensei, Yuigahama will come to my aid and make me feel better until Yukinoshita attacks me with her words making me feel worthless than someone will comfort me and then the cycle repeats until I'm a full time masochist! Hah, I've seen through your plans, evil women! It won't work anymore… Am I crazy or something? Haaaaah let's just go to sleep and ignore the world for a while. Unfortunately my plan was cancelled when a guy with blonde hair approached us.

"Sensei I think it's a good time for us to discuss" It's the most 'popular' boy in school and the type of guy I hate the most, Hayato Hayama. Damn it, I was about to have a nice nap "Everyone's calm now and rested well" Um do you not see me and Yuigahama here? We've been here only for a couple of minutes, well Yuigahama didn't do much physical activity but she was mentally challenged and I just threw two chairs out of a window in a room where I could've died with a single mistake but well alright let's discuss.

"Alright…. We should introduce ourselves since everyone doesn't know everyone in this room, let's start with my class" Everyone nodded. Wow I didn't expect everyone to be so calm or maybe they're too scared to rebel after seeing Hiratsuka-Sensei pummeling me.

"Let me start, My name is Hayato Hayama. I may seem composed right now but on the inside I'm really anxious right now and I'm sure many of us feel the same so let's work together and survive this thing" He ended with a smile which made things less tense for some people in here…. Tch!

"Yo, Kakeru Tobe's the name and just like Hayato said, I'm scared too but let's have courage and defeat evil!" Tobe then posed as if he was a superhero which got him a knuckle on the head by Miura this made some laugh, I guess Tobe's got the 'lighten up the mood' job which suits him well because he was an idiot anyway.

"My name is Yumiko Miura... nice to meet you guys and let's survive together" She said sullenly. I guess she's still worked up. Before the outbreak she's the center of her clique and had a crush on Hayama. Every guy wanted to date this bitch and at the same time avoid her because if you were to make a move on her, she would beat your ass up.

"Hina Ebina nice to meet cha~" Every time she talked in that clique of her, she's always spouting out her Yaoi fantasies so I always considered her a bit crazy and perverted. I didn't though she would be crazy enough to stay unruffled in this kind of situation though.

"I'm Ooka and he's Yamato" This two are the….. extras of that clique, bet there in that clique just to get a free ride on the popularity train.

"…. Saki Kawasaki" At first I didn't notice this girl but I do get to notice her once in a while, I just wish I can remember her name. Oh and she's a loner too but unlike me, she sometimes chat along with the 'backseats clique' if you can consider giving vague answers and picking a fight with Miura 'chatting'.

"I-I'm Saika Totsuka" And this angel here is the eye candy of the class. Unfortunately she's a guy but it's the zombie apocalypse now so rules aren't in effect right?! Wait no calm down Hachiman; you're a man with moral and common sense, two guys cannot be together.

"Yui Yuigahama" Now that I think about it Yuigahama was in that clique too, she always followed around Miura's orders as if she was a dog… Welp now's the time to be free I guess.

"Hey my name's Minami Sagami" Now here's the real bitch. The attention-whore who only blames others for her uselessness, she's has a… 'crush'; if you can call it that, on Hayama just like any other girl "And these are my friends Haruka and Yukko" I don't even know who these two 'friends' are. Those two probably want to go into the popularity train or, highly unlikely, are really friends of Sagami. Oh it's my turn now.

"Hachiman Hikigaya…" Gosh! This is actually the first time I've introduced myself in front of a group….. Welp at least they'll remember my name now.

"My name is Yoshiteru Zaimokuza or better known as the 'Blademaster General' who swears in the name of my ancient ancestors, I will exterminate all of the undead with my mighty wits and brawn" Whoa now this dude looks interestingly gross and judging from the way he talks, his trench coat and finger less gloves, I'm guessing he's a chuunibyou "And you! Hachiman!" Huh? Why are you intensely pointing at me, dude? "Please accept my offering to you" He approached me and kneel in front of me, giving me a tin can of MAX coffee "It is the only offering that I can give you but if you accept this, I will become your follower and help you in your mission to exterminate the undead oh God of War" Shit! A chuunibyou wants to be my friend? Everyone's looking at this weird scene and I don't know what to say right now. Fortunately Yukinoshita asked Zaimokuza something.

"What do you mean God of War? Hikigaya-Kun is nothing more than a dead fish"

"Gee thanks for the compliment and what he meant by God of War is that there was a God of War named Hachiman which meant God of Eight Banners. A God of War and archery who was worshiped by peasants as an agriculture god and by fisherman who hoped their nets would be filled with many fishes" I grabbed the MAX coffee "And thanks for the drink" He stood and crossed his arms besides me.

"Oh my I didn't expect you to be this smart" Are you calling me stupid? "Anyways it's my turn right? My name is Yukino Yukinoshita; it is nice to meet you all" then we turned to the last student who is a girl with flaxen colored hair.

"H-Hello my name is Iroha Isshiki, I hope we all will get along also I'm your underclassmen" She said cutely. She's the youngest one here and then there's the old hag there, oops did I said that out loud? I hope not because I can feel a glare from Hiratsuka-Sensei.

"Okay, my name is Shizuka Hiratsuka; you can call me Hiratsuka-Sensei. Even though everything is in chaos right now, it is my job to take care of you guys so I would like it if all of us were to get along and work together as a group and get to safety" Everyone agreed with the notion "So who has seen zombie movies?" Everyone raised their hands including me "Well I'm not surprise there but this is not a movie, this is reality now so we need to…. Kill some zombies even though I'm highly against violence" What?! Did you forgot that you just punched me earlier? "But we've got no choice because it's for survival" I think this is going to be a long briefing so I'll just read my book. Shit, I left my bag at the gardeners shed haaaaah.

"Sensei, can we search for our family?" Yuigahama asked.

"Of course! But let's search for a safe place first alright? We'll need our energy back and some peace of mind" Yuigahama nodded at that, I don't know what to do right now search for a safe place or find Komachi Hmmmm….. Are you crazy sensei?! I'm going to find my cute little sister first! I stood up and looked towards sensei.

"Sorry sensei but you'll have to find that place without me….." everyone was shocked to hear that, especially Hiratsuka-Sensei, she approached me.

"Huh?! Are you crazy or something? There's no way I'm going to let you do that!" Hiratsuka-Sensei grabbed my collar "I'm not going to let another student under my care die!" She said vehemently with a glare and I glared back. This time I wasn't scared of her most of the time it's for comedy relief but now I'm being serious.

"Sorry Sensei, I'm going alone whether you like it or not" I can't trust these people at all; a lone survivor has more chances at living than a group that could shatter at any moment.

"H-Hikki, Sensei, please calm down" Yuigahama pleaded with teary eyes.

"I agree with Yuigahama-San, I don't know why you would leave the group, Hikigaya-Kun but you will die alone out there" I know that but so what? I was always alone, everyone mocked me, ignored me, called looked down and now you're telling me, just because a fucking zombie apocalypse happened I have to get along with the hypocrites who has done the same to me fuck that! "… Hikigaya-Kun if you die you won't get what you want" I know that… I know that but… but…. Damn it! After all these years of isolation, NOW I have to be involved with people? I have the worst luck ever.

"Haaaaah…. Fine" I said with a little more irritation than I intended. Sensei let me go and sighed. Everyone did their best to not look at me, heh I bet they're scared of me now….. except for that Hina girl, she's looking at me then at another male student with a gleam on her glasses…. I feel chills all over my body. I sat back down as the others began their discussion on how to get out of this place.

"So…. What's the plan, Sensei?" Tobe asked.

"The plan is to get a vehicle that can carry all of us then get the hell outta here" Hiratsuka-Sensei answered.

"We might need weapons for that to work" Hayama said.

"That's why we will search for them, right Sensei?" Yukinoshita asked.

"… Yes it will be dangerous but staying here any longer would even be more dangerous" some didn't like to hear that but they complied. Well I don't like to go out there and be chased by zombies but it sure beats being in this room "The problem will be where to find those two things and if there's even a car outside"

Well the outbreak was an hour ago so there's got to be some working cars left, I walked towards the window and looked for vehicles that might fit all of us….. does my luck only improve only when I'm with people or something? Haaaaah "Guys, there's a bus over there, it's our best chance" I can see the roof top of a bus at the school parking lot.

"Hahaha as expected of Hachiman!" Zaimokuza exclaimed. I'd appreciate it if you aren't looking at me as some god.

"Way to go, Hikigaya-Kun" Totsuka praised. Ah thank you my angel.

"All right that's one problem solved, now for the weapons… We'll have to look for it on our way to that bus" Hiratsuka-Sensei suggested.

"What about the gardeners shed? That guy and Yui came got their weapons from there right?" Miura asked. That guy? Excuse me I have a name, as expected of the most popular girl to not remember a loners name.

"All I could manage to find was this machete and that hammer; also I made that weapon from a rack and hand shovel, so there's not much option for a weapon there" after hearing my explanation she just crossed her arms and huffed. What? Was my tone unsatisfying for you? I noticed that locker that was in the corner next to um Kawasaki right? So I walked towards it and tried to open it, surprisingly it opened and out came a bunch of metal and wooden baseball bats… fucking serious? I should maybe try the lottery with a group of people after all of this.

"Alright! Baseball bats!" Ooka picked up and hugged a metal baseball bat.

"Why is there a bunch of baseball bats here?" Isshiki asked.

"Maybe this used to be the baseball club" Ebina assumed.

"Who cares? As long as I have a baseball bat in my hands nothing's going to stop me" Ooka held his bat up and posed like a hero.

"Does this mean I have to use this heavy thing? My arms might not be strong enough though" Sagami bitch complained as she pretends to have trouble carrying the bat.

"Then you don't mind dying here?"Kawasaki quipped and picked up a metal bat which made Sagami bitch glare at her and then the two 'friends' consulted her.

"C-Come on, Sagami let's practice swinging these things" The girl… Yuuko…. Yeah Yuuko suggested.

"Yeah let's practice" The other girl… Haruka agreed.

"Unfortunately someone's gonna have to use that frail looking weapon because there's not enough for all of us" Sensei said after counting all the weapons that are here.

There was a deafening silence after that until Yukinoshita suggested something "Well then let's give the weapons to the girls first and then to the less physically fit people" No one disagreed with that, so we distributed the bats to the nine girls excluding Hiratsuka-Sensei as she rejects the bat and took out her brass knuckles.

"I have what I need right here" she said with a grin. The hell is wrong with you woman?! Were you planning to pick a fight at school or something?! "This is a memory from when I was still in high school so I keep it with me from time to time" So you were a delinquent before?!

Five bats and three other weapons left. We gave Saika and Zaimokuza each a wooden bat, after that seeing as Ooka is in the baseball club we just gave it to him as well as Yamato. I contemplated whether or not to give my machete away and switch it for the shovel staff, I sort of don't want that shovel staff but it has a higher chance at surviving than the machete.

If I were to use this machete it would probably get stuck and I would have a hard time pulling it off however if I were to use the staff shovel even if it gets stuck it would probably be easier to pull off plus I can kill from a distance. Then it's settled I'll have the shovel staff.

"Let me take that" I grab the shovel staff erecting a grasp from the rest.

"Oh my Hikigaya-Kun, I didn't know that you were so selfless" Yukinoshita said fake-shockingly.

"Ah don't get the wrong idea; I only picked this one because I thought it would be more efficient"

"Huuuuh? You think that thing is going to be 'efficient' at killing zombies? I don't get you man" Tobe said as he decided to pick up the hammer.

"Whoever said that we needed to kill every zombie in the world? Just like Hiratsuka-Sensei said it's for just for survival not for a killing spree. I'm only using this because I'll have a better chance at surviving rather than wasting my energy to pull of the machete from a zombies head or trying to smash the head repetitively with that hammer" Tobe shut his mouth and looked at me with contempt. I guess he didn't like being put off… Hah! I defeated a Riajuu!

"Then, I'll take the machete…. I'm ready when everyone is, Sensei" Hayama said.

"Alright is everyone ready?" Everyone nodded "Than let's go"

Next time:

"Let's go" Hiratsuka-Sensei opened the door.

"You idiot!" Kawasaki said as the zombies gathered

"HELP ME!" Yamato pleaded desperately

No! Wait! I can't die here! I need to Save Komachi! … Is this how I'm going to die?

Author's note:

Phew~ finally finished, thank you for reading 'The World Ends With A Fucking Zombie Apocalypse'. For those who read this weirdly I apologize, I didn't pay much attention on the descriptive part of it and focus on Hachimans personality so if I got Hachimans personality right or if there's any OOC moments please tell me in the reviews~. Also if you were to make a long review i would extremly appreciate it if it was under an account XD

While I was writing a story with a crossover in it, I had this idea that just appeared in my head all of a sudden lol. So I typed this one first and I just couldn't stopped my fingers it wasn't supposed to end there too but it might be too long if I continue XD

I'm about to start college now so it'll be slow but I won't stop typing X3 Also I'll be rewriting 'My High School Life Is Not What I Expected It To Be' and look forward to 'An Antique Cup Of Max Coffee' a crossover of SNAFU and Tokyo Ghoul X3

Oh and do you guys like the cover? :D Does it have the horror, dreadful feeling? I hope so _ii|….. _ Anyways this is the important part: you readers will decide who will die and who will live! So I made two polls on who will live and who will die, you can only vote for one character in each poll and yes Hachiman (in the case he dies another character will take the spotlight) will also be in those two polls. Until a certain number of votes (two digit number on a character on each poll) have been achieved the next chapter will not be available. So vote and hope with all your heart that this god wannabe will not kill your favorite character!

Edit: So there was a problem with my understanding with polls :/

Apparently you can only make one poll _ this is the first time I'm using a poll so I didn't know that XP

So i set up a new poll where you have 8 votes (I apologize to those who just voted using 2 votes _) and 34 options 17 for *Someones name*(Lives) and 17 for *Someones name* (Dies)

The person who has zero votes in (Dies) category will not be killed even if the person has equal votes on (Lives) and (Dies) will not be killed.

I will decide the number of people who will die.

So if you want to you can use those votes and distribute it to your favorite character :D

Or if you want just put it all on people you don't like for example the extras or Sagami :3

Or vote for fav char and vote for someone you want to die

The poll is named 'Life Vs Death:Who will Live and Who will die?' you can view and vote it by scrolling up and clicking on my name. Oh and if it doesn't show the same name it's probably a site problem so you'll have to wait XP

I suspect the voting will take a long time to get to a two digit number so I'll work on my other stories~

Edit May 14: If you're wondering why the poll is closed it's because I am no writing chapter 2 sorry for the wait XP However I'll have you know that I have little experience of writing action so please bear with the wait a little bit more _