Simmering Sundaes
Moment 1: The Dog Test
Disclaimer: Chracters and Naruto are NOT mine!
Hanami and Katsuro belong to Lunecramoisie
"Hey Hamono?"
Hamono didn't look up at her younger sister
"Yes Hanami?"
"Could you… give me advice?"
"On what?" the older Hyuga asked still not looking up
"Erm… boys... how the male mind works.. y'know"
"Like I know how a boy's mind works, do I look like a guy to you?"
"If you don't I'll tell Tou-san about Ichiro"
Hamono scowled "fine, come over here and close the door behind you too"
Hanami did as she was told and sat on her sister's big comfy bed, Hamono cleared her throat.
"Well, guys are like… dogs, they usually have three main characteristic themes to them, hyper/determined, meaning they like being active, lazy, meaning they don't like doing lots of work and then there's smart and dominate, those guys usually are really cocky or bastards"
Hanami listened intently to her sister "and, what about relationships?"
"There are only two things a guy wants in a relationship, to "score" or to really be with the one they love, to test that you do this"
Hamono held up two fingers "You go up to him and tell him your kicking sexual relations out of your relationships for a very long time" she struggled with the middle part of that sentence despite the fact that she still had on a straight face "if he breaks up with you, you beat the truth out of him, then you beat the living daylights out of him for wasting your time, if he doesn't break up with you…"
Hanami looked interested at her right now "then you give the boy a treat that he deserves"
Hamono smirked and winked at her as she said this "well, I'm off to go meet Ichiro for training, hope that was good enough to help you"
Hanami smirked to herself "yes, yes you did"
Katsuro cornered a half dressed Hanami with her legs wrapped around his waist, in her very dimly lighted bedroom as he kissed her hungrily, he looked up at her "I'm so glad you didn't kick this from out relationship" Hanami chuckled "I'm glad too" Katsuro smirked before attacking her mouth with his tongue once again.
Here's one one-shot, hope you like it, I'll try to do another soon!! If you didn't get it, Katsuro passed the test!