A/n: I get lonely on Fridays, So I amuse myself in weird stories. So here is the most random thing you might ever read. Code Lyoko, in animal form. Please don't yell at me for who's who. 1
Misadventures
The sound of the clock chimed at exactly 6:13 a.m. and the owner of the house hold, a young woman named Blair had just left for work, and the animals were at it again.
Blair had five pets. A dwarf hamster with a blue collar named Jérémie, a black cat named Yumi, a lazy gecko named Ulrich, a white and yellow parrot named Odd, an albino bunny named Aelita, a mouse named William; and a black moor goldfish named Xana she also had a puppy named Kiwi, but he isn't very important yet. She mysteriously found all of these pets crawling around the woods one day, and adopted them all (except for Xana…she just got him and named him that, like she cared).
Their owner didn't know something. That these weren't ordinary animals. They were actually intelligent (except for Odd) creatures, who were accidentally turned into animals with a screw up with the super computer. Odd found it funny, Ulrich wanted to kill him; or in the animal kingdom, eat him (even if it wasn't possible).
Yumi was being her normal cat self; running around the house, and playing with small things that amused her, string, balls, catnip. Catnip made her crazy. She hit into a chair which made Odd laugh, and Yumi lunge at him, clawing at Odd yet he flew away before she got the chance. It wasn't a picnic being an animal…especially one who was only a kitten, and Jérémie though was the cutest thing in the world…minding the fact that Yumi being a cat, could eat the little hamster.
She had only jumped onto a chair, and climbed onto a table, chewing at the cages lock to free Jérémie who crawled out on his tiny feet and onto Yumi's back who then jumped off the table as Odd flew onto the floor, waddling with his two feet to them. Ulrich had lazily crawled over to them, not in very much interest since he hated his animal form, he found it unmanly…but it was better then being a bird; he was just so small, and it annoyed him. Aelita even came over, nibbling on a carrot she had dragged out with her.
"Alright guys-" Jérémie started, interrupted by Odd.
"HEY! Why do you get to be leader?!" His wings spread, then came back in.
"Because, I was leader with Lyoko, and I'm the leader, even as a…" He looked down, then back up, "a Hamster."
"But you're adorable…" He was waiting for someone to say, or even. "I could eat you right up." Because in reality, he was one of the smallest animals…besides Xana, and Ulrich. He wasn't sure where William had died too.
"Fine." Odd said with a flap of his wings.
"Anyway. We have to destroy Xana…even if he's a fish."
"Can't Yumi just eat him?" Ulrich implied, his bulgy eyes blinking.
"Shut up, Ulrich." She said with a hiss which made Ulrich back up.
"Shh!" Jérémie's voice came.
"Seriously though; he's a goldfish." Ulrich sighed.
"A black moor goldfish." Jérémie corrected.
"Is there a difference."
"Well, yes, there is-"
Odd interrupted so Jérémie wouldn't go on his usual rant again. "Let's just plan something. Are we cooking, drying, sizzling, steaming, roasting-"
"We're not eating, Xana!" Aelita yelled at him.
"…but…he'd taste so good which was, in a way, a paradox."
"No…Odd…stop thinking, suggesting, and wanting it." Jérémie seemed to glare at him, his beady little dark eyes.
Odd looked over to Yumi who was licking her paw and shaking her body every once in a while since no one seemed to notice it was wet all of a sudden.
"What did…you just do?" Ulrich's voice came as he looked up to a fish tank that was knocked over, the fish still inside, barely alive, and a black mouse trying to fix it.
"…nothing…" Yumi said as she ran off, Jérémie shaking his tiny head and crawling back up to his cage