author's note & disclaimer: to get it over with, I don't own a lot of the lyrics and mostly all the characters in this story. i forgot this in my previous chapter. sorry, so i'm going to upload this as a chapter, again, sorry. alright, i just want to aware everyone; this is not actually written with effort. since it's a parody, i'm not pouring my heart and soul into this. i'm not really thinking about what the fuck comes out of my fingers. it just comes as little jokes of the movie my friends and i have. to me, sweeney todd is as funny as it is serious. sorry if any of this content offends anyone at all. (ie, i might make a mary sue reference and someone my get upset or something because they think i'm dissing o.c.s…) i realize it's hard for someone to write a comedy without someone being enraged. if it does, just leave the fan fiction and don't revisit it. i really don't like people bashing and flaming me. not to act like "oh, woe is me" but i have enough self-esteem problems as it is. helpful criticism is always welcome, so don't think i'll get angry at you. thank you for your time (:
-Kelly