Ways To Get Detention

by This User Is Dead

Madge has always been a goody goody. Now she's stuck in detention with the regulars. She learns that there are many ways to get stuck in detention. She listens to the stories of how every one of the regulars keeps landing in detention. She starts to learn that getting detention is an art. But how does little Miss. Perfect react to everything she hears and to getting detention? AU

1. Chapter 1

Author's Note: Hey everybody. Mama's returning. I have wanted to write this story for God knows how long. This is the first chapter. I've been putting this off because you guys wanted me to write Glass Shards. I typed this entire story before I uploaded this chapter. Don't you guys just love me for making you guys wait to upload a new story. I'm just gonna shut up and let you guys into my newest story.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Hunger Games or anything else you recognize.

Chapter 1 - I Don't Belong Here

Madge POV

I open the door to room 303. The detention room. I don't belong here. This is a room for future criminals. I step inside and hand my detention slip to Mr. Abernathy, the detention room monitor. I look for an open desk. The only one is in the middle of the room. I go to the desk. I sit down. Foxface and Clove are sitting in the desks in front of me. Cato and Marvel are sitting behind me. Katniss is on one side of me and Peeta is on the other. Clove and Foxface are sitting on their desks facing each other. They are talking and laughing. Suddenly Foxface's eyes drift to me.

"Madge? Madge Undersee? You do know this is the detention room, right?" she asked me.

I nodded.

"So what are you doing here?" Clove asked.

"I got detention," I mumbled.

"What? How?" Katniss asked.

"It's a long story," I sighed.

"We got the time. We're here for over an hour," Peeta said shrugging.

"It's stupid. Besides. There's only like two ways to get detention," I muttered.

Everyone started laughing.

"What?" I asked.

"Sweetheart! There are plenty of ways to get detention," Gale said between laughs.

"No. There are only two ways," I argued.

"Really? Bitch you don't know shit until you've heard all our stories," Cato added.

"You'll learn that getting detention is an art. There are so many ways to land yourself here in detention," Thresh added on.

"Just you listen. We're gonna change what you think about landing in detention," Clove finished.

Alright. I know this is really short but this is just the introduction. I'll update again soon. Please review, favorite, and follow.