Boy, thanks a bunch
Interrupting our lunch
We deem it un-cool
When someone threatens their school
But you don't care; at least that'd be my hunch.
My partner Lupo confesses
Your calm quite impresses
But since he rapidly tires
Of staring at wires
Just tell him! He hates making guesses.
Son, you know the aplomb
Shown in planting that bomb
Would be much better spent
In learning skills that pay rent
Disarm it or we're telling your Mom.
Alright! That's enough
We're calling your bluff!
You and I, we both know
That thing's NOT gonna blow
'Cause kid, you just don't have the stuff
Our report will conclude
You been smokin' us, dude
Enjoy livin' the movie
Dumbass spends time in juv-
(Transcript ends as explosion ensues)