Disclaimer: My brother and I do not own Shugo Chara or any of the character, if we did we wouldn't have Tadase…XD…

Disclaimer: My brother and I do not own Shugo Chara or any of the character, if we did we wouldn't have Tadase…XD….

Note: We skipped a couple of phrases, sry!!

Now on with the story….

I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
'Cos we can just cuddle all night

"No…. Kairi-kun, why did you cheat on me" " I hate you!" cried Amu.

"I just PRETENDED to like you, you are nothing but a flat chest ninny," replied Kairi.

Kairi slapped her and walked away leaving a crying Amu behind.

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

Tadase saw a depressed Amu sitting on a bench. He went over to her.

"What's wrong Amu-chan?" asked Tadase.

"Kkk..Kairi cheated on me!" bawled Amu.

"What!?" "Don't worry Amu I'll go out with you….though I must warn you I'm gay…." warned Tadase.

It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

"Tadase!!" "Lets go to the mall." squealed Amu. Tadase replied with a louder squeal.

"Amu, how do I look in these blue tights?"

"You look tight…..?" (o.o)

"OMG AMU I SEE… Kukai and Yaya OMFG LAWL ZOMG" screamed Tadase

Tadase ran out of the shop in his newly bought Blue Tights.

"KUKAI! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?" begged Tadase.

"Can't you see I have a girlfriend." replied Kukai hugging Yaya.

A rejected Tadase ran to Amu.

"Amu-chan, lets go home now".


My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

When Amu came back from her date, she laid on the bed getting ready for bed.

She thought back on her date with Tadase…..

She really didn't care that he was gay… as long as he doesn't stray….

Please Review o and if u want the whole song look it up in youtube, (The Hazzards-Gay boyfriend new version)

Thx for reading!