Anti Poof
Chapter 1 Friday the 13th: The Birth of a little daredevil
"Cozzie! I made pancakes for breakfast!" Anti Wanda called up to her husband, Anti Cosmo. Anti Cosmo was upstairs sleeping in their bedroom, he was sound asleep that he ignored the wake up call.
"Cozzie!" Anti Wanda called again when she didn't see her husband come downstairs.
"Can't it wait?" mumbled a sleepy Anti Cosmo.
'NO! YOU GOT TO COME RIGHT NOW!" Anti Wanda screamed. Anti Cosmo got up real fast. He never herd his wife shout that loud before. Something must be wrong with her1 he thought. He got out of bed, and rushed out of the room.
He passed by the chamber of decomposing fairy skeletons with insects and cobwebs all over them (He hated the fact that fairies were immortal, and can't die. So the skeletons in there were all fake.) He arrived in the kitchen. Sure enough there was Anti Wanda, frying pan in her feet. She ate the last of the pancakes.
"Dearest why did you eat all of the pancakes?" Anti Cosmo asked his wife. "I thought some were for me. That's why you called me DOWN HERE!"
""I's sorry." She replied with pancakes in her mouth. "I's was feeling a little craving!" Anti Cosmo slapped himself on his face with his hand, then he looked up and all around, the kitchen was on fire!
"Quick dreary!" Anti Cosmo panicked. "Get the fire equisnisher!" his wife looked at him, and then swallowed.
Buts won't sat make a bigger fire?" she asked. Anti Cosmo slapped his face again.
"No!" he told her. "A fire equalizer equishes a fire gets rid of it, poofs it away, makes it disappear, you know!"
"No's I don't!" she said. Anti Cosmo slapped his face, got out their fire equisnisher, and put out the fire.
"So that what that thing does!" she said, after he was done and turned it off. "I's thought its was a jet pack!" Anti Cosmo put the "jet pack" on the table, then faced his wife.
"Dearest," he began. "You know that you're not a good cook, actually you're not very good at lots of stuff, honey I love you so but please, from now on let me do the cooking!" She put her hands on her hips, and narrowed her eyes at him. She looked mad!
"Well maybe I'm not a good cook!" She told him. "But one thing I'm really good at is BEING YOUR IDIOT WIFE!"
"Honey, are you ok?" I mean you're very shouty today, is something wrong?
"Nopes! Nevers been better!" her eye was twitching.
"Are you sure?"
'I SAUD THAT I's WAS FINE!"
"Ok, but I can…"
"I'MS FINE! I…" she made a wired face. She tried to cover her mouth, but it was too late, she threw up all over on her husband.
"You's know, I thinks there is something wrong with me. I feel lightheaded and woozy."
"Yuk!" said a disgested Anti Cosmo. "Ok honey that's it, I'm taking you to see Anti Dr. Rip Stentwell right after I clean this mess up! You stay here!" With that he went to the bathroom to take a shower.
When he was all cleaned, he went out. Anti Wanda was gone! He looked franticly for her everywhere. He finally fond her in the other bathroom, puking in the toilet. She smiled up at him, he took her by the hand, wiped her face off with water, then poofed them into the anti doctor's office.
"Oh my gosh! This is mush worse then I thought!" shirked a shock Anti Dr. Rip Stentwell. They were all in a small room. Two nurses were by the doctor. Anti Wanda was on a patient bed.
"What is it?" Anti Cosmo asked. "Is she going be ok?" he grabbed the anti doctor by the collar. "Please tell me, is my wife going to be ok?" the anti doctor stepped back from Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda.
"Relax!" he encouraged them. "She's completely fine!"
"Oh goodie!" Anti Cosmo sighed in relief. "Than what the heck frightened you?"
"I'm sorry it's just that…"
"Yeah?"
"Just…"
"Just what?"
"It's just…"
"Come on! Just say it!"
He sighed, and took off his glasses. The anti's in the room leaned in to listen.
"She's pregnant!" Everyone gasped. The anti doctor put his glasses back on.
"Pregnant?" Anti Cosmo asked. "But how is that possible? There's never been an anti baby in over 10,000 years, thanks to that stupid little Cosmo!"
"It's hard to believe but true, that little daredevil will be due in about 5 months!"
"5 months?! Are you kidding me?"
"I'm afraid I'm not joking!"
"Yays! Shouted Anti Wanda, jumping from her bed. "I's gonna be a father!" She danced around the room.
"You mean, I get to deal with her for 5 months?" The doctor nodded sadly.
"Don't fret Cozzie!" Anti Wanda comforted her husband. "It's be fun! It's be a adventure! It's be…" she then threw up once again on her husband. He sighed.
"I can hardly wait!" He said.
5 months later, it was finally time! After some laborious work dealing with Anti Wanda's cravings, mood swings, dizziness, and nausea, the wait was finally over! The date was June 12th! The baby was supposed to be due in one minute at midnight on Friday the 13th! Anti Wanda was in a hospital bed. Her husband and the anti doctor was floating by her bedside. She was screaming in pain.
"GET IT OUT! She screamed. "OH GOSH, JUST GETS IT OUT!" Then 2 seconds to midnight, the anti doctor lifted his black wand, and poof!
There was now a little anti baby in Anti Wanda's arms. The baby looked exactly like Poof, except he was blue, had bat wings, 2 vampire teeth, had one stand of lighting like hair, and his black crown was cracked.
"Aw isn't he cutesy woosy?" Anti Wanda said.
"He sure is!" agreed her husband. "He'll be a great evil one day just like his parents!"
"Mama! Dada!" the anti baby said.
"Awe, his firs words!" Anti Wanda said, hugging her new son.
"I know!" Said her husband.
"Before you leave, I want to give this to you!" the doctor said. He handed the baby a dagger. The baby grabbed it out of the doctor's hand.
"Now it's time for a play date with you counterpart!" explained Anti Cosmo. The baby looked at his father. "A violent one!" the baby just laughed evilly.