Well, hello again, people! This one is pure crack, and I mean it. A collection of Byakuya/Hisana one-shots. The REAL reason Hisana died was because of her loveable(?) husband...
R&R! :D
Warning: LOTS of OOCness. In fact, pretty much nothing in here is in character...
Bleach (C) Tite Kubo
"Byakuya?" This was strange. The house was… Silent. He wasn't anywhere in sight. Where could he be?
"Hisana! I'm learning how to Shunpo and hit stuff at the same –" SLAM. CRASH. BANG. "OW." Byakuya picked himself up off the floor and glared haughtily at the unfortunate pillar.
"Are you okay?" Hisana giggled at his unsightly hair and unkempt appearance.
"Damn pole!" Byakuya shouted, and then drew out his zanpakuto and flashed away.
BANG.
SLAM.
BOOM.
CRACK.
THUD.