I do not own the characters of Naruto

The Tao priest joke comes from the online comic No Need for Bushido

The physics joke comes from an alteration of the line from Teen Titans

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Bad Joke Day in Konoha

Naruto sprinted down the street, looking around frantically. Then he spotted Sasuke, ran straight up to him, and started babbling in his face.

"One day, Naruto was walking down the street. Sasuke ran up and yelled 'I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!' waving his arms all over the place! Naruto turned to him and said 'Dude, you're being two tents!' HAHAHAHAHAHahahhaha!"

Sasuke stared at the blond, wondering whether he become stupider than he usually was. " . . . what the Hell was that about, Dork?"

"Today's bad joke day!"

"What?!?"

"Bad Joke Day!"

"Eh?"

"You run around the street and tell random people bad jokes, and . . . um . . . I have another! Here! Three people entered a Japanese bar, a blind Tao priest, a Buddhist priest, and a Christian priest. Then the world ended."

"Sooooo . . . what the hell is the punch line?"

"Ummm, I dunno."

"Alright, now I have one. In Physics class, what goes up, stays up, except the stock market."

"Huh? I don't get it."

"Dork."

"Sasuke, Sasuke!" Sakura sprinted up, waving her hand. "I have a joke to tell you! What happens when a boy and girl fall in love and a blond idiot gets in the way?"

Naruto looked worried. "Was that a rhetorical question?"

She scowled. "It was, Naruto, a veiled threat."

"Oh."

"Sorry, Sakura, I don't know. Bye." Sasuke made as though he was about to leave, when Kakashi-sensei appeared at his elbow.

"Oh, hi, guys! Sorry I'm late but I was trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road."

"Kakashi-sensei, that's one of the oldest jokes in the book!" shouted Naruto

"Whatever, bye." Sasuke made another attempt for freedom, but Kakashi caught his arm.

"Oh, Sasuke, I wanted to ask you something. Why DID the chicken cross the road?"

" . . . To murder his older brother. Now I AM LEAVING!"

"Bye, Sasuke! Dont be two tents! OW!" Naruto groaned and rubbed the spot where Sakura had punched his head.

"Bye Sasuke! I'll try to think of a romantic joke for you!"

"See ya." Kakashi waved.

"Hey, Sakura? What's black and white and red all over?"

"Naruto, I have no idea."

"A, um, sealing scroll covered in red ink."

"That made no sense at all, Naruto. Kakashi-sensei, what other answers have you gotten for why the chicken crossed the road?"

"Well, the only other answer was 'to come to my youthfully waiting dinner plate as my springtimely dinner' ."

"Gai-sensei?"

"Nope, Rock Lee."

"The difference?"

"Lee can be cured, hopefully."

"I hope so," Sakura chuckled.

"Hmm. Bye, you two."

"Hey, Sakura, wanna, you know, go out, like, on a date?"

" . . . Naruto, that's the worst joke you've come through with so far."

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How Mean!

I actually support SakuNaru. I'm just writing how she might answer back when they're all cute little Genin. hehe, this was a short thing I made up with the help of my sisters. Sorry, this is a one shot deal. no more coming.