Getting The Guy
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Jessica POV
Oh My Eddie!
I just had a brainwave!
Edward Cullen would be mine
Mine
Mine
Mine
All Mine!
I wonder if he can cook as good as KFC?
"J-E-S-S!"
Lauren waved her manicured hand in front of my face.
"Meeting in half an hour! 3rd floor stairs!" I whispered.
She smiled evilly and then we went to …...*drum roll*... class
HALF AN HOUR LATER
"So,"
Lauren said,
"What do you want? I'm missing a period with Edward here!"
Maybe I shouldn't tell her.
She might steal MY man.
Oh well, I'll just tell her.
"Ok, you know how when Tyler almost ran Bella over and Edward saved her? Well a few weeks after that they got together. We could do the same!"
"Ur, Jess I don't wanna go out with you"
"No, I mean you try to run Edward over, I save him and he realises how much he loves me!" I said.
Lauren looked annoyed.
"What has this got in it for me?"
I fanned myself with 1000 bucks.
"No"
I pulled out another $100 from my purse.
"No"
I pulled out $500
"Give me at least $1000 more"
Daddy was going to kill me.
Although he might not notice how $10000 had gone missing from his wallet.
"$300 more"
"$1000"
"$300"
"$999"
"$350"
"$998"
"FINE! $998 it is then!"
Edward must give me loads of money to pay back my Daddy.
Lauren smiled.
"Runner-Over at your service!"
"LOL"
"Awesome. Lets go run over some Cullen!"
We high five-d, because that is what sophisticated cool people do.
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