Just a few days until Christmas, Woody thought as he read his doodle pad. It comes faster every year…

"Woody!" He looked toward the sound of the voice. Jessie was speeding toward him. "Oh Woody!" She said, folding her hands tightly. "I had the most horrible dream last night!"

"Gosh, I'm sorry…"

She continued. "I dreamed that there was this island where toys were sent once they weren't loved anymore and they were banished there for eternity! And once a day, this terrifying monster would come and circle the island to drop off other prisoners! I think he was like their king or somethin'. It was awful!" Woody just looked at her blandly. "What?" She questioned, raising her eyebrows.

"That wasn't a dream, Jessie. That was 'Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer.' You remember? We were watching it last night, and when the Island of Misfit Toys came up, you started hyperventilating and Buzz had to get you a paper bag?"

The Cowgirl made a pouty face. "You're just jealous because I got to sit on his lap for the rest of the show."

"What?" Woody cried in disgust. "I am not!"

"Good!" Jessie folded her arms and stuck out her tongue. "'Cause he's too cute for ya!"

"Oh whatever."

Jessie perked up. "You know, you should go to the Island of Misfit Toys!"

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah!" She said excitedly. "You'd fit right in there!"

"I am not a misfit toy!" Woody protested.

"Forget about being a misfit!" Cried Jessie. "You're a Cowboy! You'd get to ride an ostrich! Heck, I wanna go and ride the ostrich! I wonder if King Moonraiser gives tours!"

"Somehow I doubt it."

Jessie ignored him. As she walked away, swaying, she began to sing, "When Christmas Day is here…The most wonderful day of the year…"

Woody rubbed his temples. "I'm living with a crazy woman," he muttered. "I'm living with a crazy woman and sooner or later I'm going to catch the crazy and start talking to myself…"

"Hey Woody!" The Cowboy turned. Potato Head and Hamm were walking by with smirks on their faces. "Are you crazy or are you talking to yourself?" They laughed and Woody just put his face in his hands.