Ooc RPG story.
Don't own this.
Format
Name:… -talking
(…) scenery change.
actions preformed by the character.
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Lee: throws Eye brows at Tenten
Tenten: through poof of hair at him in retaliation
Kakashi: Throws Pakkun who steals the hair
(Then Gai does a dynamic entrance and throws his hair at Kakashi and his eyebrows at Pakkun.)
Pakkun: Ahhhh, It's so unnatural.
Kakashi: scared for a second Hm runs away with the hair
(Cut to Naruto eating Ramen with Iruka.)
Naruto: looks over
Iruka: is a dolphin
Naruto: Wtf?
Iruka: back to normal Are you okay?
Naruto: Yeah blinks Ahhhh!
Iruka: is a dolphin again Reeeeah (The reah noise is a noise my brother and I were making when we wrote this under the influence of ice cream. It sounds like 'Reh' with the pitch going high at the 'eh.' Keep making that noise till you laugh and that's the sound.)
Shino: walks in
Iruka: dolphin noise
Shino: suddenly a dolphin
Iruka and Shino: turn toward each other and converse
Naruto: screams what the heck is in this stuff? (Do you get it?)
Bartender: dolphin in uniform Reah?
Naruto: Wait, I remember this.
(Flashback)
Naruto: I don't have any money.
Bartender: Reah!
(Cut to Hinata and Neji)
Hinata: Mwahaahahahahaha clutching a herbal essence bottle
(Flashback: Hinata dressed in black hanging from ceiling. Mission Impossible theme song. There are lasers and she is cutting through glass.)
Kiba: Wtf?
Shino: hits him with a rolled up news paper
Kiba: What am I the only person in char-Weren't you a dolphin?
Shino: Reah?
Kiba? Takes a picture for when the sake wears off
(Fb: Neji walks in the room to find Hinata handing from the ceiling. Hinata: Neji: OOWalks back out)
(Shika, Ino, Shoji)
Waiter: Here's your Ino-Shika-Chou.
Ino: Wtf? Close up on their faces
Shika: This looks troublesome
Chouji: eating
(You see they're wrapped in a giant burrito.)
3rd: about to eat
Random person: Hey, I thought you were dead!
3rd:Oh Snap! 3rd Hokage Away! Throws a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears, he's still there. He walks away
(Gaara and Sasuke talking)
Sasuke: I'm not gay. Looks at Sakura I'm gay. Very gay. Fruity even. Oh, Narutooo.
Ino: He even likes Naruto more than you!
Sakura: Hey, weren't you in the burrito?
Ino: Chouji ate us out. If we hadn't stopped he would have eaten Shikamaru's leg.
Chouji: No I wouldn't.
Shikamaru: has drool marks on his pants leg My source say yes. (Ooc are so troublesome.)
(Shino and Kiba)
Kiba: Your dad looks like Leny Cravitz!
Shino: Well, your mom looks like a guy!
Computerized voice: Burn! You are the insult master.
Headlines for next day:
Local boy proved gay.
Dolphin marries Milkshake.
Reah!
Local dog steals hair. Kiba: Wasn't me!