Spaz: Hey everyone, I have a new crack-fic for yea, hope you like. Thanx for reading.
In a world, were Naruto and Sasuke are practng ninjutus.
"Hey, Sasuke! Get out of here! I'm gonna train here." Naruto yelled.
Sasuke just glared at Naruto.
"Hey! Listen to me!" Naruto yelled again.
Sasuke just contuined to glare. This time Naruto glared back. Sasuke and Naruto kept glaring at each other for almost an hour when a small, pink bunny with blue spots came hopping by. The bunny stopped near them, stood up on its hind legs. Naruto's and Sasuke's eyebrows started to twitched when they herd the bunny start singing.
"Can you feel it? Can you feel the love? Nothing feels better then feeling the love!" Then the odd colored bunny hoped away. Even with the weird singing bunny, Naruto and Sasuke still were glaring at each other.
'I'm gonna win, believe it!' Naruto thought.
'What is his deal.' Sasuke thought. The glaring went on for another 2 hours when a small, fat, yellow bear with a red shirt came walking by. He looked at both of them and said
"Do either of you two know were I can get a pot of honey?" Sasuke and Naruto both twitched, but the still continued to glare at one another.
"Fine then, be that why." And with that the bear left.
Three hour later the sun started to set. The bushes started to shake. Sasuke looked at the bushes though the corner of his eye. Then out came a big, purple with green spots dinosaur. Naruto and Sasuke had no clue what to do. Then the bear walked over to them and said
"Hi there, I'm Barney and I love you, you love me were a-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Sasuke and Naruto ran as fast as they could to get away from the pure evil dinosaur.
When Sasuke and Naruto were out of site, Sakura came out from hiding.
"Thank you Barney. I owe you one those two would not stop, acting like a bunch of little kids." Sakura said.
"Sure thing, Sakura anything for you." Barney said.
"For the last time. I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!! Sakura yelled.
"Will, you have no clue as to what you are missing" Barney said.
"Yeah, being with a dinosaur that sings scary and creepy songs all day long yeah that's what I want to do with my life." Sakura said sacastily.
"So, you will marry me?" Barney asked.
"NO, I will not marry you." Sakura told him.
"Good bye and one more thing, I love you, you love me. Were a happ-" Bareny started to sing.
"AHHHHHHH!" Sakura said running off.
Spaz: Hope you liked it and remember Barney is evil, EVIL I tell you. He is out to take over the anime world. Just kidding he is only evil.