Arsene Lupin the Third smirked at the old black and white photo. He
couldn't help but laugh; Lord Michael Wellington had the generic, cookie
cutter millionaire look. He wore a tux as if it was casual clothing and was
drinking a glass of Champaign as if it was water. He even had a monocle.
It was useless but completely necessary for the rich British image. But
Lupin was not going to pass judgment, on the man that was about to make him
very rich. Lupin was the grandson of the world's greatest French thief. He
worked with his two Japanese partners Jigen and Goemon. Jigen was a tall
man with an overgrown beard and always wore his hat over his eyes.
Goemon was the last of the samurai and dressed to show it.
He even carried a Katana around with him wherever he went.
And then there was the less dependable Fujiko. A beautiful young brown
haired woman, who was a master con artist. Lupin was crazy for Fuiko, which
is why he had to be extra careful around her. She was always trying to use
her charm to rip Lupin off.
All four of them sat in a small hotel room in London.
"You didn't tell me we were going after the Monopoly guy!" No one laughed
at Lupin's poor attempt at humor. "Take this job serious Lupin, if we play
are cards just right, we'll be swimming in money" said Jigen. Lupin got up
off the sofa he was slumped on and stretched. "So what's this guy into
diamonds, gold, jewelry?"
A frown spread across Jigen's face. "That's just the damn problem, this guy
is loaded with diamonds, but nobody knows where the hell he is getting
them." Lupin looked over at Jigen puzzled.
"How can they not know, there is only so many places you can drill for
diamonds?" Jigen took off his hat and rubbed a hand through his uncombed
hair. "Its like he's not even drilling for them, he has more than anyone
should be able to have."
"But diamond experts can't find anything wrong with them, they are 100
percent authentic" added Fujiko. Lupin gazed off into space, puzzled for a
moment. "That sure is weird." Goemon was less thrilled and much more
focused. " We are simple thieves not detectives or scholars, we should
leave questions to others, and do what we do best." Lupin nodded to show
his agreement and then looked back at the old picture. "If this guy is
rolling in rocks, then he could easily afford a multi million dollar
security system" Lupin stated. "It would be much safer to get staff jobs
there and slowly try to find a weakness from the inside." Lupin paced back
and forth thinking for a minuet. "Fuiko can get in there the easiest using
her assets, Jigen and I could." Lupin was interrupted by the sound of
Goemon drawing his sword. "We have a problem, boss."
Lupin ran over to the window and saw just what he expected.
A bothersome Japanese Detective, known as Inspector Zenigata.
Zenigata was in charge of the Lupin case. He was always hot on Lupin's tail
but every time he came out looking like a fool.
Zenigata and several constables were rushing out of a cruiser and straight
into the building. "Oh great, it's pops" mocked Lupin. Goemon lifted his
blade. "Hang on boss, I have a plan."
Goemon swung his blade in a complete circle, cutting through the floor.
The ground then fell out from under them as the floor went crashing through
to the lobby. Lupin got up brushing the dust off himself and the quickly
spotted Zenigata on the stairs. "There he is, there's Lupin" screamed
Zenigata. He then tried to dash down the stairs and ended up tripping. He
tumbled down the stairs managing to knock over every other constable on it.
It was just the break they needed. The four of them made a mad dash out of
the lobby and into the street. "Shit, they shot out our tires before they
came up" yelled Jigen. Goemon pulled out his blade again, and then in a
single swing, sliced Zenigata's cruiser in two. "They stall us, I'll stall
them!" Lupin started looking around franticly for an escape. They didn't
have enough time to break in and hotwire a car. Zenigata would be up any
second. At the very same moment, Zenigata was rubbing the bump on his head
and slowly getting up.
He rushed to the door not waiting for the constables and started franticly
looking for Lupin. "Where could he have gone?" He then eyed Goemon's piece
of work and went ballistic. "That crafty samurai! When I get my hands on
him!" A group of constables ran up to Zenigata. Before they could say
anything he exploded in their faces. "GET LUPIN! HE MUST HAVE MADE A RUN
DOWN THE STREET!" Without a word the constables set off to find Lupin,
Zenigata went inside to calm down a livid hotel manager, and four voices
could be heard laughing from the back of a unsuspicious looking parked van.
