An Interesting Conversation With Sempai And I.
Tobi And Deidara Were Walking Through A Forest , Looking For The Nine Tails. After A Long Peaceful Silence, Tobi Spoke Up. "Sempai…Are You Sure We Are Going The Right Way? "
"Of Course I Am, Tobi ! I Know Exactly Where Konoha Is , Un ! " , Tobi's Rude Partner Yelled, Clearly Annoyed.
" Sempai You Don't Have To Yell…Tobi Is A Good Boy."
"Just Shut Up, Un. You're Really Pissing Me Off ! " Deidara's Vein Buldged As He Started To Get Really Annoyed With His Partner Tobi.
" Aww…Come On. How About We Take A Break From This Tiring Trip And Have Some Fun Just Me And My Sempai ! " Tobi Said Cheerfully.
" No…." Deidara Quickened His Pace.
"B..But !"
"Do You Want Me To Blow You Up?"
" …No."
"Then Shut The Hell Up And Leave Me The Fuck Alone !"
Tobi Lowered His Head, Giving In. "Alright…" He let Out A Sigh As He Followed Behind His Partner.
A Few Hours Later Tobi Spoke Up Again.
"Sempai…?"
" ….What Now, Tobi?"
"I've Been Wondering….Where Do Babies Come From And How Are They Made?"
Deidara Eyes Widen At The Weird Question.
"What The Hell….? Im Not Gonna Tell You ! "
"But..Tobi Wants To Know !"
He Sighed. " Fine…A Stork Comes To A Woman's House While She Is Sleeping And Puts A Baby In Her Stomach." He Made Up An Answering Hoping It Will Shut His Partner Up.
" Ah…But…How Does This Stork Get The Baby In There?"
"He…Uh…Does This Magical Jutsu That Allows Him To Put It In Her While She's Asleep And The Thing Is She Doesn't Even Know It Happened." "And Then 9 Months Or So Later She Has The Baby."
"Ah….I Get It Now ! "
"Yeah…Now Stop Asking Questions."
"Man….Is This Guy For Real? Asking Me Where Babies Come From….Don't Stupid Little Kids Ask Their Parents That? " , Deidara Thought .
"…..But How Do This Ninja Know Where The Woman And What if She Doesn't Want A Baby?"
"Well….She Gets One Anyway And….No One Knows." Deidara Shrugged. "He Is A Special Ninja After All."
"Oh Ok…That Makes Sense."
"Sempai is So Nice For Explaining It To Me." Tobi Thought. "I've Always Wondered Where They Came From."
Tobi Went Silent As The Two Partners Continued On Their Way To The Hidden Leaf Village.