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It was a normal day at Hogwarts School. It was the trios third year. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were going to Hagrids crib because Harry Potter had a weird obsession with Hagrids cock. Ron just liked the dog, and well Hermione wanted to be cool! Well anyway they were walking to Hagrid's crib, and Ron commented on how Hermione's dick was coming out of her really short skirt like the hoe she was.
"Oh thank you for noticing Ron!" Hermione sqeeled.
"You do know girls aren't so posed to have dicks?" Ron questioned.
"I know that Ronald but I never said that I was all girl now did I? No I don't fucking think so." Hermione said all bitchy like.
"Shut up you guys! I am trying to get in 'the mood'. Harry said
Harry had an erection and he wanted to ejaculate all over Hagrid's face.
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O -- LOL sperm.
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They had gotten to Hagrids crib where they found him stuffing his abnormally large dick into his dogs anus.
"HAGRID!" Harry yelled
"I thought I was your fuck buddy." Harry pouted
"Oh shut the fuck up Harry" Hermione said all bitchy-like again.
"Daym B17CH U GOTZ 1 B!G D1CK!" Hagrid was fucking gangster.
"B17CH G3T OvR HERE N SuCK Mah D!CK"
"Okay!" Hermione needed dick she haden't gotten it in a whole hour!
She got on her knees (Harry and Ron are watching) and somehow fit Hagrids dick into her mouth. She stared to suck on it.
"Babi tht feelz gewd"
"I know" Hermione smiled
Hagrid took Hermione's skirt off and stuck his dick into her vagina and bent down to suck her penis. He was thrusting back and fourth while sucking her dick! Pretty fucking amazing. He's so gangster. Hagrid was about to cum inside of her then...
BAM!
Out comes his cum, and Hermionie's head explodes. Harry and Ron were having a three-some with Hagrids dog. Hagrid wanted to join but the said no, so he went to Professer Snape's office.
That was the last of Snape. Until sixth year when he was resurrected and killed Dumbledore.
THE END!!!!!