The idea came from Akatsukiforever21's Deidara and Sasori's jingle bells, so yeah, I felt a Hidan version seems fun, so here it is :D It's not as good as Deidara's jingle bells, but I tried my best :X Enjoy~
I know Christmas was over a loooooooooong time ago but I just found the thumbdrive where my files are so I'll upload now.
Disclaimer:
Hidan and the Akatsuki does not belong to me or Akatsukiforever21, or anyone else's except Masashi Kishimoto.
The original version of jingle bells is not ours either.
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I was dashing through the drain
With this lame fucker
He is really lame
And such a fucker too!
He dares to say
That I'm too noisy
All I got to say to him
Is ''Fuck you Kakuzu''
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
He is an asshole
Instead of helping me he's counting his fucking money now
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
He's a real bastard
He's counting his money AGAIN and he always does.
I was walking through the woods
With him infront
Carrying a damn coprse
Which is fucking rotting
I want to kill him now
But what the fuck I can't
Now what shall I do
Maybe I should punch his face
And smash his fucking nose! Yeah!
Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells
Shut the fuck up
I think I'll just kill him
After I fucking DIE.
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The ending was abit weird, eh? Well Hidan can't die, so it meant he can never kill Kakuzu. Again, this idea is from Akatsukiforever21, so credit goes to her. I finished this quite a while ago, but I decided to upload it when it's nearer to christmas XP. (Which didn't happened)
Oh yeah, in the story, there are mentions of the parts when Hidan and Kakuzu went after the two-tails where they were chasing the jinchuuriki through a large canal/drain. There was also the monk part.
No flaming please, reviews would be loved ;