Summery: A self insert where I have never read or seen Naruto before. In a previous life I was a not so average bio-medical engineer. Wonder what happens if you give an engineer, who has vast knowledge over the human body, mechanical, electrical and computer systems, the power to directly manipulate nature and re-write the space-time continuum with fuinjutsu.
Authors notes: Okay so this is my first fanfic and I went with the most unoriginal topic ever: a Self Inset. The si will at first be much weaker than the average his age. However by the time the chuunin exams finals comes up he should be at the minimum able to survive Gaara.
Also this fic will include a lot of politics and business world type settings in addition to the typical shonen characteristics.
This fic will include harems for both Naruto and the SI
PS this is not a yaoi
This is not ,I repeat not a yaoi
Disclaimer: If I really owned Naruto this would be a light novel and published in Japanese. Alas my dreams will never come true.
Chapter 1: Entrance into a new world
Darkness covered the world in an endless void. Floating in this darkness a young man awoke. 'Errr…How did I get here? Where is here anyway? The last thing I remember is… building my computer. A shit. I got electrocuted, didn't I?'
'So this is life after death. Well this is dull as fuck. No heaven, no hell. No just endless boredom…For the rest of eternity…'
'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Just kill me now… oh yeah.'
'Wait, why can't I move. It feels like I'm surrounded by something' "De dum, de dum, de dum, de dum, de dum" 'Whats that?' "de dum, de dum, de dum" 'That sounds like a heartbeat. Wait don't tell me, I'm a fucking foetus!' ", de dum, de dum, de dum" 'Great if I remember correctly if I can hear and feel my body, that means I've got another 3 months of that fucking noise.' ", de dum, de dum, de dum" 'Well might as well get use to it… Wait if I'm coherent right now? Does that mean I will retain my memories and intelligence through babyhood? That's good I can work with this. I should probably come up with a plan. Smart children generally end up with many opportunities.' ", de dum, de dum, de dum" 'well I've got 3 months of nothing. Might as well sleep on it.' ", de dum, de dum, de dum"
-Time skip: 1 month later-
'I've been feeling a strange for a while now. There seems to be a strange source of heat within me. Its been growing slowly for the past few days. It almost feels like its part of me. Like a muscle but more mailable. I wonder..' After a few minutes of trying to move this 'muscle' around, a sort of dam broke inside the child. This muscle burst open and a fiery hot liquid like substance flooded through his body. 'WOW, this is amazing, it feels like I have become much stronger. I can think much clearer now. This muscle must have been holding back some sort of energy source. I wonder what else this can do maybe…' Trying to further bring out this energy. An almost imperceptible light emanated from the child. "dedumdedumdedumdedumdedumdedum" 'Whats happening. My new mother must be in pain from the energy. Better quit while I'm ahead.' The light dimmed "dedumdedumdedum, dedum, dedum, dedum, de dum, de dum" 'I'm tired better sleep…'
-Time skip: 1 week later-
After one week of turning on and off his new energy, the child made a startling discovery. 'Now that I can sense my own energy why do I feel like there is another close by.' The child began to meditate and 'feel' for this energy outside his body. 'THERE, an energy similar to my own, but different. It almost feels more… feral and animalistic, yet calm and warm. It almost feels like a fur coat surrounding me. Mine feels feral too, only much lazier. Almost like a cross between a dog and sloth. My mothers however can best be described as a mother wolf.'
'Wonder if I can feel other people's energies. Or is this a special trait passed down by my mother.' Once again, the child began to meditate. What felt like hours later varies lights began to appear in the child's mind. 'Okay, so it's not a special trait. Besides mine and my mothers, I feel five other energies. They all feel different. The smallest feels lazy, must be my father. Great seems like I will have a lazy streak in my second life as well. The next energy only slightly larger than my father's feels both like a mountain and a hot spring. This one feels like it is immoveable, but also has a healing effect. Eww the next one feels like stepped into a porno. The forth one feels almost jittery, like it is struggling to move slowly. The final energy source feels just overwhelming, like it is a raging ocean. This last one makes me feel like I am drowning. What's more it doesn't even seem human. Err I'm tired again, better sleep'
-Time skip: 1 month later, Hokage Tower-
"Sandaim-sama, the kyuubi has been spotted 20km north of the gates.", said an anbu to the aged Professor. 'The seal must have failed. Curse that idiot Minato, he was the one who got my weapon pregnant. Best delay it till that idiot gets here. He caused this mess he can fix it. Yes and maybe he can 'sacrifice' himself in order to seal the beast. This works perfectly, I get a new tool and get my power back in one day' straining himself from showing an evil grin, the aged man frowned. Standing up Hiruzen faced the window. "Get all available anbu to evacuate the civilians and genin as quickly as possible and assemble the jounin and chuunin at the northern gates. We can run delay tactics. Try to fire jutsu from the west to get its attention and get all available doton users to make walls in front of the village. Lets see if we can't turn this demon around."
-Hospital-
A girl in her what looks to be in her late teens is sitting on a hospital bed. She has short brown hair and thick purple tribal tattoos on her cheeks. Her subtle B cup breasts only slightly visible over the top of her black yukata. Eclipsing the size of her bust her humongous stomach indicates 8 months of pregnancy.
Standing beside her bedside is a man of unknown age due to most of his face being covered. He has gravity defying silver hair and wears the standard jounin flak jacket with a dark blue long sleeve shirt and standard issue anbu style pants.
"Can you believe it Kakashi? In three weeks we will be parents. Eeeeeeee!". The now known Kakashi smiled, rubbing his girlfriends stomach. "Any ideas on names yet?" "Not really sure yet. I do want him to have a strong name however. As is our tradition.", said the Inuzuka. "How about Ginryu." "Ginryu? Silver dragon…I like it. Here that Ginryu? You like that name don't ya?", squealed Rin as she rubbed her stomach.
"Bang" slammed the door, an anbu rushed in. "Kakashi-senpai, the kyuubi is headed for Konoha. Orders are to assemble all jounin at the gate. Pleas head there immediately and inform any genin or chuunin to assist with the evacuation." Kakashi's eye turns serious, as he drops all light-heartedness. This is no longer the aloof, soon to be father. Now standing in the room is Sharingan Kakashi, the copy-nin. "Please make sure Rin gets to the shelter safely." "Hai!". Not waiting for an answer Kakashi poofs out of the room un a shunshin.
-Konoha streets-
The streets were chaos as civilians bulldozed through anything and anyone in their way. Acting like a pack of rabid animals without any order. The civilians made their way to the mountain with the grace of an akimichi at an all you can eat buffet.
Rin being swept up in the crowd trying not to panic.
All of a sudden everyone stopped. A feeling of pure fear washed over the village as the fox unleashed its monstrous killing intent. Unleashing a bone chilling raw. The Kyuubi charges the gates of Konoha.
Pandemonium erupts as survival instinct takes over. Civilians abandoning their previous destination run away from the fox.
During this process an eight months pregnant Rin is unable to run or make use of chakra. Being pushed to the side of the road she collapses against a nearby building.
In that instant the oncoming crowd tramples her legs broken. Terrified beyond belief Rin has no idea what to do. "Help! Help! Help! Help!" Screams Rin. No reply comes. 'The Anbu must have already passed this are. What now?' After calming down, Rin's shinobi training finally kicks in. 'Ok I should try to remain silent and out of the Kyuubi's way. I should either look for high ground or hide in a basement. With my legs in this condition high ground is out. Ok where am I?' Looking around Rin notices the Yamanaka Flower Shop Across the street. 'Ok. So I am in the clan district. The Yamanaka's should have a basement or an underground bunker of sorts.'
After several minutes of struggling and crawling, the Inuzuka finds herself in an artificial underground green house. 'Next I need to sort out my injuries, with my usual med kit that shouldn't be too hard.'
Before the Inuzuka could apply the necessary medical aid, a spike of pain hit her abdominal region. Grunting out in pain, Rin wondered what could have caused that pulse of pain. Suddenly her face went white in shock. 'No! it can't be! It's a month early there is just no way!' Trying to calm herself, Rin tried to concentrate and ignore the contractions while applying bandages and a splint to her leg.
'All I can do now is ignore the pain and hope someone finds me soon.'
-Time skip: one hour later inside Rin-
"dedumdedumdedumdedumdedumdedum" 'What is going on. My mother's heartbeat has been getting faster for the last hour. Louder too.' Suddenly the walls around the baby began contracting. 'What? I'm being born!.. It's a month too early. What's going on?' Soon the baby began to see a bright light.
-Yamanaka Flower Shop Basement-
It was not long before "Ginryu" was born. Rin holding her baby began to speak: "High my little dragon. I don't know how much time I have left. But unless help comes soon, I probably, will not be around to see you grow up. Please grow up and be strong just like your Otou-san. You don't have to be a ninja, but I just know whatever you decide to be, you will be the best there ever was. Please listen to your father, be a good boy. In no time the girls will be falling over you, just like Kakashi. Please make lots of friends and never betray them. One….day…y-" And just like that, mid-sentence Rin passed away.
'What's going on. I can't understand what she is saying. Is that Japanese? Great, now I have to learn a new language. Wait she passed out.' Struggling to get out of his mothers grip with his non-existent muscles. 'Great I'm stuck. Wait what if I use that energy again.' After several seconds of concentration an almost invisible blue glow could be seen on the baby's skin. And he could climb out of his mother's grip. Deciding to feel Rin's heartbeat. Ginryu froze. 'Shit. She died. My new mothers dead. On the plus side I never really knew her. On the downside, I might be an orphan seeing as I don't see a father anywhere near.'
Finally looking around Ginryu notices his surroundings. 'well this looks nothing like a hospital. This is just a basement.' Looking at his mother again 'wait her leg is broken. Wonder what happened.' Soon Ginryu fell asleep again due to the stress of being born.
-Time Skip: two hours-
A jounin appears in the basement looking for survivors. Taking stock of the room. The jounin froze seeing a dead Rin with a tiny baby lying on her.
Author style Cliffhanger no Jutsu
Okay So Chapter one is done.
I have decided to give power levels to any fighting character relevant to the story. This is just for comparative purposes, and to keep track of how quickly people get stronger.
Typical values include:
Civilian: 1 to 10
Genin C rank: 11 to 30
Chuunin B rank: 31 to 60
Jounin or A rank: 61 to 100
Kage or S rank: 101 to 300
Bijuu or SS rank: above 300
Okay there are two characters to do for this chapter:
Kakashi Hatake:
Taijutsu: 80
Ninjutsu: 90
Genjutsu:70
Kenjutsu:70
Iryojutsu:30
Senjutsu: 0
Chakra Capacity: 70
Chakra Control:65
Stamina: 70
Speed:85
Knowledge:70
Wisdom:70
Hiruzen Sarutobi:
Taijutsu:90
Ninjutsu:130
Genjutsu:90
Kenjutsu:90
Iryojutsu:60
Senjutsu: 30
Chakra Capacity: 120
Chakra Control:100
Stamina:80
Speed:100
Knowledge: 200
Wisdom: 290