Shhh! I don't own any X-Men Evolution characters! Keep it down! Just another mad one shot filled with Kitty torture!

Quiet Please

It had been a long day and Kitty decided to do some homework in her room. She needed some peace and quiet to study. Too bad she wasn't going to get it.

"Hey Kitty!" Kurt bamphed in. He had a sandwich in his hands. "You want something to eat?"

"No I'm kind of trying to study here," Kitty told him. "Eww! What is that smell?"

"It's just my sandwich," Kurt showed her. "Liverwurst, garlic, onions, pickles, horseradish sauce with blue cheese and feta cheese…"

"EEWWW! GROSS!" Kitty stuck out her tongue and recoiled. "Get that out of my face!"

"Your loss," Kurt shrugged and bamphed out.

"Ugh," Kitty waved her hand. "Is it just me or did his brimstone smoke smell even worse?"

"Okay you are so wrong it isn't funny," Roberto said as he and Ray walked into Kitty's room.

"No, you're the one that's wrong pal!" Ray snapped.

"Just come right on into my room," Kitty said sarcastically.

"Kitty we need you to settle an argument here," Roberto said.

"Yeah we need you to tell him he's totally out of his mind!" Ray said.

"All right what's so important that you have to totally ruin my study time?" Kitty asked.

"Which is the sweatiest movie of all time?" Roberto asked.

"What?" Kitty blinked.

"He means which film did people sweat the most in?" Ray said. "I say its Alien he says its Ben Hur!"

"Hey they sweated buckets in that galley!" Roberto snapped.

"Not as much as Ripley when she came face to face with that monster!" Ray snapped.

"I have a major test coming up and you are interrupting me to talk about sweat?" Kitty glared at them. "GET OUT OF HERE!"

"But this is important!" Roberto protested.

"You guys have been watching way too much TV!" Kitty snapped.

Kurt then teleported in with his sandwich. "Hey I got another sandwich! This one is only onions, garlic, limburger cheese…"

"No Kurt I don't want another stinky sandwich!" Kitty snapped. "Now will you all get out of my room?"

"Hey Kurt do you which movie people sweated the most in?" Ray asked.

"Cool Hand Luke," Kurt said casually. "Why?"

"Hey!" Roberto pointed. "You know I didn't even consider that one."

"Consider leaving my room!" Kitty shouted.

"Okay! Okay! Touchy!" Ray groaned when he and Roberto left. Kurt shrugged and teleported away.

"Kurt! You left your stupid sandwich!" Kitty screamed. She grimaced as she saw it lying on her dresser. "Eww…I think it's moving! But maybe it'll keep people away…"

"AHHHHHHH!" Several Jamie clones trampled in. "HIDE US! PLEASE!"

"JAMIE GET OUT OF HERE!" Kitty shouted.

"Where is he?" Tabitha ran in with Jubilee. "There you are you little rat!"

"DIE!" Jubilee shot out several fireworks at Jamie. His clones screamed and ran everywhere.

"You go right! I'll go left!" Tabitha ordered. Soon both girls were chasing all the Jamies around the room using their powers.

"HEY! QUIT IT!" Kitty screamed as her room was being trashed. "GET OFF OF MY BED! MY BOOKS! MY STUFFED CAT! STOP IT! STOP IT! GET OUT OF HERE!"

BOOM! POW!

"MY PILLOWS!" Kitty screamed as feathers rained down on her.

"AAAHHHHHH!" All the Jamies ran out of the room with Tabitha and Jubilee following.

"THERE'S NOWHERE YOU CAN RUN!" Jubilee screamed. "WE'LL TRACK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH IF WE HAVE TO!"

"DIE! DIE! DIE!" Tabitha screamed.

Kitty was left alone in her trashed room with several feathers covering her. "I hate my life…" She groaned. "If one more person just barges in here…"

"Hey Kitty could you keep it down in here?" Scott asked as he walked in. "It's getting kind of loud. What did you do to this room? And why does it smell?"

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kitty screamed and slammed Scott with a pillow. She then got up and shoved him out into the hallway and slammed the door.

Scott blinked as he lay on the floor. "What did I say this time?"