Disclaimer- using characters from sponge bob, Austin powers, and simpsons. Please review. lol





Chp 1 squidward attacks





Marge- homie, homie, where are we?

Bart- yeah homer, were did you get us this time.

Homer- bart! He got angry and leaped at bart.

Lisa- dad!

Homer- well, we're in bikini bottoms. He whines rubbing his arms looking sad.

Family- what!

Bart- way to go dad. Hey, check out the hot chick and her fine uniform. I love her sleek silver-blonde hair and emerald eyes. Flat smoothe abs, barely any fat. The dark jade. Snake symbol on her uniform.

Homer- bart!

Bart- sorry man.

Homer- why I out to- grabs bart by the neck and squeezes.

Bart- ergh, ergh, ergh, grabs cord and strikes homers ass with it. They're dancing around. Looks gay. Gay fellow comes up and says

Fellow- I wish I were ass blave as you guys. And walks way.

Bart and homer- ewe- look around.

My Pov

I walk into the krusty crab.

Me- hi spongebob. Were's squidward.

Spongebob- I don know, he's been out for too long.

Me- I'll have a crabby patty please.

My thoughts

I think I see dead people. Oh well.

Back to reality.

Me- I see dead people and___

Mr krabs- me money, me money. He chases after a pile of flying money.

Me- no, I really see dead people. There're they are run.

Mr krabs- ba ham bug. Me no believe in such. Only sweet money.

Me- night of the living dead. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mr crabs, behind you. I point.

Mr crabs- aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The hooded masked figure kill me krabs.



Me- not mr crabs. Nooooooooooo! Not spongebob! Noooooo! For spongebob's sake.

Kills spongebob Masks falls off zombie.

Me- squid ward, how could you.

squid ward- now for you to die. Laughs wicked squid ward laugh.

me- nooooooooooo! I run into a club. Killer squidward attacks! People stare at me.

Cliffhanger please review I love you guys. I love reviews