Disclaimer (warning):
Waz up
This may cause mental problems like the owner of this fic^__^
And lots of Duo, Quatre, and Wufie bashing
And sad to say i do not own Gw.
*Sniff
I don't own my baby Heero...........
*Hugs the teddy bear he gave Relena (meeh!)
I don't own Who let the Dogs out, Thong Song, or Love Shack I don't
own the Digidestand either, or Sailor Moon
*Sniff
I don't own anything
Oh well i can daydream 'bout them cant i? LOL especially Heero!

Who let the G-boys out?
10:00
"Duo hurry up" Quatre called into the Luxenburg Base. Duo grabbed a cd case and put 2 cds in it.
"K!" He raced through the doorway forgetting to close it and droved into the Wu-man's Car
"Sheech, how long were you going to keep us waiting w/your injustance?"Wufei said starting the car
"Yes, what kept you?" Trowa asked
"Nothin........"Duo said trying to look innocent
Heero got suspicious and pulled his gun out and pointed it in Duo's face
"Last time what were you doing?"
Duo gave a nervous laugh and said,
"Sheech don't get bent out of shape Yuy i waz just burning a cd"
"But the only burner is in....."Quatre began
"The Wing Zero! Ome-a-kuso!"Heero finished
*Shot
Heero shot point blank at Duo's head
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"Duo ducked but it was too late. He now has a line
with no hair across his head. And Wufei's car has a tiny hole in the back seat window.
"MY HAIR MY GLORIOUS LONG HAIR!!!!!!!!!"Duo wailed
"WHY HEERO WHY??? IT WAS MY ONLY JOY MY TRADEMARK IT MADE GIRLS LIKE MEEH!!!"
"Shut up Duo!!! Your whining like a baka! And there better not be any holes in my Natki (Wu's cars name) Heero
Heero:...........
Every started to cool down after a 1hr of the car riding. Except Duo who was
chanting.....
"I am fire fire is light, i am fire fire is sight. I am fire fire is light i am fire
fire is sight. Now flame! show meeh a really hot babe!"(*author spirit runs over to Duo and gives him a hug and kisses his cheeck"i love you Duo!")
"What flame Duo? There is no flame here," A very unemotional Trowa asked
"Dunno just imaging like I'm Rei on Sailor Moon! Do Do Do SAILOR MOON!!!!"
"Uh-oh you got him singing Sailor Moon's jap. transforming music"Quatre said w/a worried face
"How do you know 'bout Sailor Moon?"Trowa said eyeing Quatre
"I have 'bout 100 sisters, you figure it out"Quatre said in a Duh! kind of voice
"SAILOR MER-CU-RRRY!!!!!!!!!!"Duo sings all out of tune
"Shut up Duo!" The Wu-Man called form the drivers seat
"SAILOR VEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNUUUSSSSSSSS Do Du Da Do!!"
Trowa grabbed Quatre's book and slaps Duo head w/it
"OWWWWWWWW WHAT I DO??????????"
Heero who was next to the window asleep (*author saids awwwwwwwww I love Heero even more!!runs over to Heero and kisses him over and over!"my baby!") pulled out his gun put it in Duo's face
again (Duo cont. whining till he sees the gun)
"ooooooo."
"I want quiet and I want it now"
"Yea meeh too, who has next shift on car duty?"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"Quatre-chan called
"I WANNA BE THE HELLLPPERRRRRRRRR!!!!!"Duo added
"Quatre did Duo give you anything to eat or drink?"Wufei said eyeing him
"Yea a homemade juice"Quatre answered beaming (*author saids aw again)
"Duoooooo what's in it and how much sugar did you give to Quatre?"Trowa asked
"1. None of your business and 2. 5 cups"
"Rigggttt"Trowa said
"Right, we're all going to die a-ne-way w/that stupid pacifist unna (woman) out there"(*author boos at Wufei for
calling her stupid)
"So ill stop here"Wuffie huffed
"1...."
"2...."
"3!"
"BAD WUFEI! GOOD PIZZA!"Quatre and Duo said.Quatre then started to giggle hysterically
"Please Wufei no"Trowa begged
"Let them drive it'll keep them busy"Heero said.
"Yipppieeeeee"cried the hyper pair"Wufei pulled into a gas station.
"Good 'cause I really got to go pee baddddd"Duo said bouncing up and down in his seat(*author giggles "hes like a teddy bear you want to hug him")
"Sit still here we go" Wu Wu stopped and unlocked the power door. Duo and Quatre both jumped out of the car. The rest followed but slower.
2:15
After 15 min Trowa's in the car playing the death march on his flute. Wufei's cleaning the seats was Duo and Quatre were and Heero's perched on the hood of the car scanning the new territory. (*Author drools at her Heero)
He noticed a few girls staring and giggling at him.(*author Death glares the girls "stay away from my gentle Heero!!!!)
'Bakas' (b-word) he thought and pulled out his gun leveled it right over the blonds hair
*Bang!
"AHHHH"they ran off
"Heh that was fun"Heero said sticking the gun in his pocket(*author pulls out pom poms and cheers "yea!!")
"EWWWWWW YOU PERVERT GET "
"AHHHHHHHH"Screams were coming from the bathrooms. Then Duo and Quatre came out fits full of tongs and panties of the ladies bathroom
"Its a panty raid from your friendly God Of Death."(*author falls on the floor laughing hysericaly)
"And his sidekick Butterfly Boy!!!"Quatre finished(*author starts to cry dieing from laughter)
"Duo what?....."Heero began
"Don't ask just MOOVE GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!"Duo answered
After hearing "your going to be the God of Pain when I get through w/you." The g-boys scrambled in the car. Quatre punched it and off they went
"YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA"Duo yelled
"What did you do Duo"Wufei yelled after they got out of the reach of the akki-chan's (devil girls)
"Panty raid want some?Plently to go around" Duo tossed a few thongs in the back seat.
"Egh ii don't want your injustace"Wufei said tossing it out the window.
"Fine, you guys don't like panty raids. How 'bout some music?" Duo pulled out his cd and stuck in it the car cd player. It went in but it didn't play. Duo then started to push buttons (*author laughs at Duo's silliness"
"Hey Wu-Wu how do you play your cd's?"Duo asked after pressing 10 more buttons
"My name is Wufei not Wu-Wu! And you idiot it starts by itself! It's just slow like YOU!!! 1"(*author wishes she had a flame thrower to kill Wufie with.......)
"oh..."
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF" the stereo boomed
"WHO LET DA DOGS OUT? WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF" Duo answered
"Hey Chang-head I'm not slow!" Guess who said that....
"YOU CANT USE MY GIVIN NAME!!!!"The Wu cried
"Took you long enough to answer Duo"Heero said (*author swoons "Heero....")
"I thought you were asleep." Duo said
"How can I sleep w/all your noise?"Heero answered
Duo turned so only Quatre can see him. And closed his right hand so his thumb was touches the middle finger. And mimicked Heero (*author death glares Duo) the he took his left hand and started to strangle the "Heero-hand". This made Quatre giggle histericly. Then something happened that scared the daylights out of the G-boys. Duo started to rap^__^
"Oh, the party was nice the party was bumping" He leaned in towards Quatre-san.And then Quatre joined
"Maria yippee ya yo!"Quatre leaned towards Duo so there shoulders touch. (*author saids "ahhhh how cute!!)This made the car skid. Almost crashing into the car in font of them.
"And everybody was haven a ball!" Duo cont
"Oh oh yippee ya yo!"Quatre echo's
"Quatre-san are you ok?"Trowa said in his monotone. Then when they almost ran off the road Wu-chang broke
"What are you doing Quatre??????"Wu-man asked
"WAZZZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPPP??????????"Quatre cried at the mention of his name
"You're going to hurt Nataki!!!!"
"And your prob is???????!!!!!!!"
"We're all going to die aren't we?"Trowa-san asked
"Yep"Heero answered (*author swoons again....... this time remembering Party Night)
"Cool"Trowa said
"NOT "COOL" we're all going to die not that I care that you guys die!You guys are weak!"Wufie wailed (*author wakes up and gives Wufei a better then Heero Death Glare)
"But I don't want Nataki hurt!"
"Oh oh oh"Quatre sings
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" Duo cries out
"WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF"Quatre sings
3:00pm
*Ring ring
"Geez it's the cops, time to make the getaway. Punch it Robin" Duo said
"Rightyo Batman!"Quatre yelled in a sidekick kind of voice *ya know what I mean!
Quatre stepped on the gas petal so much that touch the floor."Natki"jumped forward.
*Bam
All the gundams had their heads slammed on the seat in back of them from the force.
(*Awwww my poor sweet darling gentle Heero!!! author cries forgetting its a story!Runs over and rubs his head and stokes his hair "My poor baby!")
"Wow Wufei i didn't know that your car reacted so well...."
*Bam
"Ow, what hit meeh?"Trowa said rubbing his head. (*Author evilly laughs ^__^ take that trowa!Almost killing Duo in Endless Walaz)
"Remember this?"Heero asked showing him a kid's side chalkboard and calk.

~For the good of the reader I must add this part. I've read a lot of fanfics w/the g-boys as kid's rite? Trowa had a chalkboard instead of talking. He wrote everything on the board get it? Goooooddddddd^__^~

Trowa's eyes glittered at the sight of his old chalkboard. He grabbed it and scribbled down something.
'Now I don't have to talk tanks Heero'Trowa thought. Like in the old days he held it up for everyone to see. It said this
~We're all going to die!\\-)~ (Trowa my way)
"Ahhhhh Die you piece of injustace"guess who said that. Wufei yelled reaching for Trowa, but his seatbelt kept him from getting past Heero to Trowa.Trwoa showed his blackboard again it said
~haha ha HA!~
"Ill get you yet Trowa"Wufei cried reaching in z-space pulling out a sword. Brought it down on Trowa not caring if Heero was hurt. (*Author sniffs "HEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOO")
Trowa intervene this move by putting his board in front of it and
"SCCCCCRRRREEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHH"
"Ahhhhhhh the injustice of it allllll" Wu threw his sword back in z-space and pulled out his machine gun. From the drivers seat all you could hear was the 1 and 1/2 God's of Death and Destruction.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA"
To keep from being caught by the police or just for the fun of it Quatre cut through woods, fields and speed through the roads.
"Dieeeeeeeee"Mr.Wu-Chang cried. He was about to let his gun do the rest of the talking when
*Bump!
*Chain of shots
~In the police car~
*static
*Click
"Car no.56 reporting, we seemed to have stumbled in a hostage situtation. We wanted to pull them over for speeding but we just heard gunshots. Then a whole bunch of femine screaming. My guess is that the bad buy shot a husband and that the wife is screaming like a banshee
Ehhhhh were just going to shoot at them"
~Back to Wu-man's runaway car~
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD I HAVE SHOT MY NATAKI?!"(*author evily laughs mess w/my Heero in Ew and you get burned!!!!!!BWAWAAAWAHAHAHAH)
"Move Trowa! Wufie SHUT UP you're whining like Duo and unna's (women) togther!"Heero ordered (*author jumps up and down and cries Yea Heero!)
*Sniff sniff
Trowa moved to the middle seat and Heero moved to the window. He pulled out his gun.
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WOOF"
*shot shot shot
"OOooofff."
~Thank god~Trowa wrote
~But Geeze Heero why didja have to shot the radio now?~Trowa asked
"HE DID WHAT? I THOUGHT HE WAS SHOOTING AT THE POLICE!!!!!!!"
*Shot shot
There where now 2 new holes in Wu-Wu's back window
"Oh yea, watch my aim"Heero said leaning out of the window (*author saids yea Heero! be careful my solider of peace!)
*Shot shot shot!
Heero shot the front left wheel the left back and he shot the window towards the driver.
*Scccreaaaaaaaachhhhhhhhh
*CRASH!!!
"SWWEEETTTTTTT Heero your DA BOMB!" Duo cryed
*Heero sniffs the air and slides back in the car
"Agh, I know that smell of wild flowers. The Sanq Kingdom is up there, and there's going to be back up troops...."
Heero checked his gun
"Not enough bullet, k, Quatre if you have any intelligent brain cells left you will drive to the Sanq Kingdom"
"Whyyyy?" Quatre whined. (*author saids awwww and gives Quatre a hug)But in the back seat all you can hear is
*Sniff sniff
"Me and Shimgami (God of Death Duh!!!) Are having fun"Quatre bounced up and down on his seat. Heero nudged Trowa in the arm
"Nani? (def-what?)"Whisper Trowa.Heero made a bopping motion w/his gun. Made a tiny motion to Quatre.Trowa caught on.... He lifted his blackboard up high and brought it down on Quatre-san's head (*author sniffs gomen (sorry) my lill'baby)
*CRASH Trowas blackboard brakes in 1/2
*Sniff
"My board"
"Qua-Quatre!!!!!!!!! 1"Shimgami cried Then Heero brought the butt of his gun up high then brought it down on Duo's head.
*(Sniffs gomen Duo I still love you!)
*Bam
"I'll get the wheel"Heero said crawling up in the front seat. He sat on the unconsionce Quatre and drove towards the Sanq Kingdom



Well, that's all for now I'm tried of typing. I don't do this much typing even in typing class^__^
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