Strange Happenings in the Blue
Manson
Hello,This is my first HP fic so tell me how I'm doing when your done reading this chapter.
I am pretty much wrecking the whole plot after POA so this takes place in the summer before Harry's 4th year.
*'s mark thoughts
Here it is.^_^
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~CHAPTER 1~
(It is August first and Harry has one month to go intill he goes back to Hogwarts.He has been keeping in touch with his god father,Sirius Black,by owl.He has been pondering his latest letter all day.)
The letter read:
Dear Harry,
Don't worry.The rats died from the rat poison,the only damage that was done was to a green pair of boxer shorts used as curtains.
To pass the time I play Wizard's Chess with rocks.Guess what!!!!I haven't lost a game yet!!!!I must be really good!!!!
I better get to the point,huh?
I have good news!!!!I've met up with Remus and he's comeing back to Hogwarts!!!!That's not the only good news but you'll have to wait and see!!!!
Good luck with the ant traps,
Sirius
Harry:*It's great that Prof. Lupin is comeing back to Hogwarts but what did Sirius mean by "That's not the only good news" and HOW THE HECK DO I SET UP THIS "ANT BE GONE" SHIT!!!!*
(You heard laughing from the kitchen,Dudley has came back from a dieting camp and Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia were throwing him a party and he invited all his "friends"who just came because Uncle Vernon is paying them.)
(In the distance you can hear Mexican party music comeing nearer and nearer.)
(And now you can hear it at full volume.)
(Harry runs to the door and sure enough the music was comeing from a hot pink sports car that is now parked in the Dursley's driveway.)
Uncle Vernon:Who the heck is out there!!!!(runs to where Harry is standing)
(Uncle Vernon runs outside shortly followed by Harry.)
(The door opens and to Harry's suprize Sirius and Remus come out.Sirius looking extremely hyper active holding a pair of maracas dressed in brightly colored robes and Remus looking extremly abushed holding a container of Asprin and dressed in robes that matches Sirius's.)
Sirius:I'm so glad to see you!!!!(runs and hugs harry almost smashing him.)
Uncle Vernon(UV):Who are you!!!!
Sirius:Oh hello,I'm Sirius Black,Harry's god father.You know,the murderer!!!!
UV:(face turns to fear)
Remus:(is trying hard not to laugh)
(Aunt Petunia comes out.)
Aunt Petunia(AP):Who are they.
Sirius:I'm Sirius Black,and he's Remus Lupin.We're James' old school chums.
(Sirius and Remus do a "secret handshake")
Sirius:And we're here.Remember.Sign the paper.(Take's out a pen and a piece of that looks like a contract of some kind.)
(UV and AP sign it with fear.)
Harry:What's that?
Remus:(sounding very tired out.)It's a paper that says that it is offical that you are in Sirius's and I's custidy.
Harry:Both of you?
Remus:Since Sirius is a murder(flips fingers) it was nessessary by law to have two guardians.
Harry:That's great!!!!!!So I'm comeing with you?
Remus:Of course.
(Harry jumps up and down shouting hooray.)
AP:Where did that murderer guy go?
(you see that Sirius is no longer there)
(Dudley's "friends" run out of the house screaming.)
(Sirius walks out with all of Harry's things floating in the air.Sirius amazeing fits all of Harry's things in the sports car's trunk.)
Sirius:(excitied)Harry we're going to have so much fun.I can teach you the Salsa!!!!(puts on one of those huge Mexican hats and starts wiggling around shakeing his Maracas)
(Remus hides his face in his hands.)
Sirius:(still danceing)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus:Please stop it Sirius!!!!!!!!!!You've embrassed me enough this week!!!!!!
Sirius:(keeps danceing)
Remus:(to Harry)He's been staying in my house all Summer.He was bored so I signed him up for Salsa lessons...............................................................Big mistake.
Sirius:(still danceing)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!(The whole neighborhood is stareing now.)
Remus:(humiliated)Let's go please.(drags Sirius in the car.)
(Harry quickly steps inside the sports car and they are off.)
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(in the car.)
Harry:I didn't know wizards have cars.
Remus:Some do,I thought getting this car would be useful.
Sirius:We originaly got it for a marshmellow eating contest!!!!!
Remus:How can I forget that.
Sirius:I won.
Remus:He drives me nuts but for some strange reason I never get sick of him.
Sirius:(blush)
(after 2 hours of discussing the best brands of marshmellows they arive at a huge 6 story manson.)
Harry:WOW!!!!!!!!!YOU LIVE HERE!!!!!!!
Remus:Yes.
Sirius:And it's ant free so you don't have to worry about putting up ant traps.
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(in the house.)
Sirius:Hey Harry!!!!!!Let's go in the pool!!!!!!!
Harry:Okay.
(drags Harry up the stairs.)
Remus:(shakes head smileing)(follows them)
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(in pool.)
(Harry and Remus are by the side watching Sirius going up the high dive.)
Remus:You only have been here for a couple minutes and your owl is already flirting with my owl.(points to Hedwig who's fluttering around a brown owl.)
(Sirius is on the high dive looking afraid.)
Sirius:HELP!!!!!IT'S HIGH UP HERE!!!!!!REMMY GET ME DOWN!!!!!!
(Remus climbs up to the high dive,gets on Sirius's back and forces Sirius to jump.)
(SPLASH)
(Remus swims to the edge carring Sirius's swiming trunks.)
(Sirius steps out the pool not relizeing he's no longer with his trunks.)
Harry and Remus:(Start cracking up)
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(Sirius,Harry,and Remus stay up deep in the night planning a big marsmellow eating contest.)
Okay short chapter,but I promise the story will get better it's just the begining just wait intill Harry goes to Hogwarts^_^!!!!LATER
Hello,This is my first HP fic so tell me how I'm doing when your done reading this chapter.
I am pretty much wrecking the whole plot after POA so this takes place in the summer before Harry's 4th year.
*'s mark thoughts
Here it is.^_^
_______________________________________________________________________
~CHAPTER 1~
(It is August first and Harry has one month to go intill he goes back to Hogwarts.He has been keeping in touch with his god father,Sirius Black,by owl.He has been pondering his latest letter all day.)
The letter read:
Dear Harry,
Don't worry.The rats died from the rat poison,the only damage that was done was to a green pair of boxer shorts used as curtains.
To pass the time I play Wizard's Chess with rocks.Guess what!!!!I haven't lost a game yet!!!!I must be really good!!!!
I better get to the point,huh?
I have good news!!!!I've met up with Remus and he's comeing back to Hogwarts!!!!That's not the only good news but you'll have to wait and see!!!!
Good luck with the ant traps,
Sirius
Harry:*It's great that Prof. Lupin is comeing back to Hogwarts but what did Sirius mean by "That's not the only good news" and HOW THE HECK DO I SET UP THIS "ANT BE GONE" SHIT!!!!*
(You heard laughing from the kitchen,Dudley has came back from a dieting camp and Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia were throwing him a party and he invited all his "friends"who just came because Uncle Vernon is paying them.)
(In the distance you can hear Mexican party music comeing nearer and nearer.)
(And now you can hear it at full volume.)
(Harry runs to the door and sure enough the music was comeing from a hot pink sports car that is now parked in the Dursley's driveway.)
Uncle Vernon:Who the heck is out there!!!!(runs to where Harry is standing)
(Uncle Vernon runs outside shortly followed by Harry.)
(The door opens and to Harry's suprize Sirius and Remus come out.Sirius looking extremely hyper active holding a pair of maracas dressed in brightly colored robes and Remus looking extremly abushed holding a container of Asprin and dressed in robes that matches Sirius's.)
Sirius:I'm so glad to see you!!!!(runs and hugs harry almost smashing him.)
Uncle Vernon(UV):Who are you!!!!
Sirius:Oh hello,I'm Sirius Black,Harry's god father.You know,the murderer!!!!
UV:(face turns to fear)
Remus:(is trying hard not to laugh)
(Aunt Petunia comes out.)
Aunt Petunia(AP):Who are they.
Sirius:I'm Sirius Black,and he's Remus Lupin.We're James' old school chums.
(Sirius and Remus do a "secret handshake")
Sirius:And we're here.Remember.Sign the paper.(Take's out a pen and a piece of that looks like a contract of some kind.)
(UV and AP sign it with fear.)
Harry:What's that?
Remus:(sounding very tired out.)It's a paper that says that it is offical that you are in Sirius's and I's custidy.
Harry:Both of you?
Remus:Since Sirius is a murder(flips fingers) it was nessessary by law to have two guardians.
Harry:That's great!!!!!!So I'm comeing with you?
Remus:Of course.
(Harry jumps up and down shouting hooray.)
AP:Where did that murderer guy go?
(you see that Sirius is no longer there)
(Dudley's "friends" run out of the house screaming.)
(Sirius walks out with all of Harry's things floating in the air.Sirius amazeing fits all of Harry's things in the sports car's trunk.)
Sirius:(excitied)Harry we're going to have so much fun.I can teach you the Salsa!!!!(puts on one of those huge Mexican hats and starts wiggling around shakeing his Maracas)
(Remus hides his face in his hands.)
Sirius:(still danceing)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus:Please stop it Sirius!!!!!!!!!!You've embrassed me enough this week!!!!!!
Sirius:(keeps danceing)
Remus:(to Harry)He's been staying in my house all Summer.He was bored so I signed him up for Salsa lessons...............................................................Big mistake.
Sirius:(still danceing)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!(The whole neighborhood is stareing now.)
Remus:(humiliated)Let's go please.(drags Sirius in the car.)
(Harry quickly steps inside the sports car and they are off.)
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(in the car.)
Harry:I didn't know wizards have cars.
Remus:Some do,I thought getting this car would be useful.
Sirius:We originaly got it for a marshmellow eating contest!!!!!
Remus:How can I forget that.
Sirius:I won.
Remus:He drives me nuts but for some strange reason I never get sick of him.
Sirius:(blush)
(after 2 hours of discussing the best brands of marshmellows they arive at a huge 6 story manson.)
Harry:WOW!!!!!!!!!YOU LIVE HERE!!!!!!!
Remus:Yes.
Sirius:And it's ant free so you don't have to worry about putting up ant traps.
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(in the house.)
Sirius:Hey Harry!!!!!!Let's go in the pool!!!!!!!
Harry:Okay.
(drags Harry up the stairs.)
Remus:(shakes head smileing)(follows them)
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(in pool.)
(Harry and Remus are by the side watching Sirius going up the high dive.)
Remus:You only have been here for a couple minutes and your owl is already flirting with my owl.(points to Hedwig who's fluttering around a brown owl.)
(Sirius is on the high dive looking afraid.)
Sirius:HELP!!!!!IT'S HIGH UP HERE!!!!!!REMMY GET ME DOWN!!!!!!
(Remus climbs up to the high dive,gets on Sirius's back and forces Sirius to jump.)
(SPLASH)
(Remus swims to the edge carring Sirius's swiming trunks.)
(Sirius steps out the pool not relizeing he's no longer with his trunks.)
Harry and Remus:(Start cracking up)
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(Sirius,Harry,and Remus stay up deep in the night planning a big marsmellow eating contest.)
Okay short chapter,but I promise the story will get better it's just the begining just wait intill Harry goes to Hogwarts^_^!!!!LATER