Twisted, Messed Up, And Insane Anime Fic
DISCLAIMER: All the anime characters in this fic do not belong to me by any stretch of the imagination, nor do they likely belong to you. However, the MHC characters belong to the actual Council members and I own anyone from my manga, "The Beer Baron." Anyone who attempts to use these characters without my permission shall die a horrible, horrible death at the hands of the MHC.
WARNING: This fic contains VIOLENCE, ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, LIME CONTENT, and DRUG PROMOTION. If you have something against that, then please leave at this moment. (Nobody actually leaves because of these warnings.)
NOTE: Don't kill people and think that I'll just appear and revive them-- I won't!!! Reincarnation is a very difficult process and requires many skilled mages and quite a bit of time. If anything, I'd probably revive them as an undead monster with Necromancy and have them smite you for being so stupid.
NOTE2: E-mail me at
hostiledude666@hotmail.com
Hate mail and flames are always appreciated!
NOTE3: Arigato for actually reading all this shit...
Sincerely,
Supreme Imperial Kaiser Knight Templar Warrior Mage Exalted Fuhrer Overlord Hostiledude
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC
[Cloud Strife, Vegeta, Ryoko, Son Goku, Jim Hawking, and Link were wandering out on the street at midnight for no reason.]
Goku: Have you guys seen any restaurants?
Vegeta: You fool! Can't you think about something else?!
Ryoko: Why are we out here, anyway?
Link: We decided to go out and look for some prostitutes...
Vegeta: and you followed us for no apparent reason!
Ryoko: I want gay sex, but not with you hentais watching!
Jim: You can go ahead and leave, but look out for the man-eating sock!
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about, boy?!
Goku: Not that old legend! I'm gonna start eating people if we don't get some food soon!
Vegeta: You are so weak, Kakarott!
[Ryoko sighs and flies away, supposedly going back to the base.]
Jim: She's doomed...
Link: You and your damned theories!
Jim: [pulls out a magazine] But it says the sock exists right here!
Cloud: The Swiss Cross-Examiner??? You read that shit?!
Jim: They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true...
Vegeta: You're even more stupid than Cloud!
Cloud: Yeah!
[Cloud suddenly frowns.]
Cloud: Hey! That was an insult, wasn't it!
[Suddenly a really hot prostitute not wearing very much clothes walks by.]
Link: Helllloooo, nurse!
Vegeta: [pushes Link to the side]
[Vegeta is about to do something when suddenly they hear Ryoko screaming.]
Jim: So the giant sock attacks...
DISCLAIMER: All the anime characters in this fic do not belong to me by any stretch of the imagination, nor do they likely belong to you. However, the MHC characters belong to the actual Council members and I own anyone from my manga, "The Beer Baron." Anyone who attempts to use these characters without my permission shall die a horrible, horrible death at the hands of the MHC.
WARNING: This fic contains VIOLENCE, ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, LIME CONTENT, and DRUG PROMOTION. If you have something against that, then please leave at this moment. (Nobody actually leaves because of these warnings.)
NOTE: Don't kill people and think that I'll just appear and revive them-- I won't!!! Reincarnation is a very difficult process and requires many skilled mages and quite a bit of time. If anything, I'd probably revive them as an undead monster with Necromancy and have them smite you for being so stupid.
NOTE2: E-mail me at
hostiledude666@hotmail.com
Hate mail and flames are always appreciated!
NOTE3: Arigato for actually reading all this shit...
Sincerely,
Supreme Imperial Kaiser Knight Templar Warrior Mage Exalted Fuhrer Overlord Hostiledude
TWISTED, MESSED UP, AND INSANE ANIME FIC
[Cloud Strife, Vegeta, Ryoko, Son Goku, Jim Hawking, and Link were wandering out on the street at midnight for no reason.]
Goku: Have you guys seen any restaurants?
Vegeta: You fool! Can't you think about something else?!
Ryoko: Why are we out here, anyway?
Link: We decided to go out and look for some prostitutes...
Vegeta: and you followed us for no apparent reason!
Ryoko: I want gay sex, but not with you hentais watching!
Jim: You can go ahead and leave, but look out for the man-eating sock!
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about, boy?!
Goku: Not that old legend! I'm gonna start eating people if we don't get some food soon!
Vegeta: You are so weak, Kakarott!
[Ryoko sighs and flies away, supposedly going back to the base.]
Jim: She's doomed...
Link: You and your damned theories!
Jim: [pulls out a magazine] But it says the sock exists right here!
Cloud: The Swiss Cross-Examiner??? You read that shit?!
Jim: They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true...
Vegeta: You're even more stupid than Cloud!
Cloud: Yeah!
[Cloud suddenly frowns.]
Cloud: Hey! That was an insult, wasn't it!
[Suddenly a really hot prostitute not wearing very much clothes walks by.]
Link: Helllloooo, nurse!
Vegeta: [pushes Link to the side]
[Vegeta is about to do something when suddenly they hear Ryoko screaming.]
Jim: So the giant sock attacks...