Cooking with Wu-man and Maxwell
*Wufei "walks" onto the stage*
"*Ahem* Listen up you Bakas!Today I. Chang Wufei, am going to teach YOU how to cook! With my assist...WHAT!?!? You HAVE to be joking!That Braided Baka! INJUSTISE!!!"
Manager*offstage*"Shut up and read the card!"
*Camera turns back to Wufei*
"grrrrr.....I, Chang Wufei, with my assistant, Duo Maxwell, on the newest cooking show around, Cooking with Wu-man and Maxwell
*Duo enters in a cute little cooks outfit that has KISS THE GUNDAM COOK written across the front*
"Hey Wu-man!"He says, grinning evilly.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME WU-MAN!!! INJUSTISE!!!!"
*Someone offstage whips a shoe, and hits Wufei square in the head*
Wufei:"Fine, fine.Today we will be showing you how to make your own Chocolate Chip Cookies. First, pre-heat the oven to 400º."
"But let's hurry things along and double that."Duo sets oven to 800º.
Wufei:"Then mix a bunch of Flour, a few eggs, some milk, and chocolate chips in a bowl."He sloppily adds the ingrediants, including the egg shells, and spills Flour all over.
*Duo eats the pre-made cookies*mmmmmmmmm.........
"DUO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!! DON'T EAT THOSE!!! WE NEED THEM!!!! BAKA!!!!!!! YOU BRAIDED BAKA!!!!!! INJUSTISE!!!!!!! INJUSTISE THAT I MUST WORK WITH HIM!!!"*Wufei stalks off the stage*
*Duo's face is covered in cookie crumbs*"uhhhh......ummmm.....I guess I'll teach you myself.Well all that's left is to put the batter on a cookie sheet, and stick it in the oven."*takes his time to make funky shapes with the batter*
*While cookies are in the oven*"This recipe was submitted by Relena....wait a sec....Relena can't cook!....*sniffs the air*Does anyone smell something burning?....EEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
*Dashes to open the oven and takes out the Flaming Cookies.Whips around and gets the Fire Extinguisher.Puts out the flames*
"*Whew*That was close....*sniffs the air*...that's odd.....I can still smell something burning?...."
*Turns around and notices his braid is on fire* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Runs and dives into the sink, and turns on the cold water......at least he THOUGHT it was cold....."AHHHHHH....HHHHHOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
*Jumps out of sink,trips and grabs the fake backround, which falls, along with Duo and half the appliances.Reveals Wufei as he sweatdrops and falls*
Manager*off"stage"*"DDDDDDUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*Wufei "walks" onto the stage*
"*Ahem* Listen up you Bakas!Today I. Chang Wufei, am going to teach YOU how to cook! With my assist...WHAT!?!? You HAVE to be joking!That Braided Baka! INJUSTISE!!!"
Manager*offstage*"Shut up and read the card!"
*Camera turns back to Wufei*
"grrrrr.....I, Chang Wufei, with my assistant, Duo Maxwell, on the newest cooking show around, Cooking with Wu-man and Maxwell
*Duo enters in a cute little cooks outfit that has KISS THE GUNDAM COOK written across the front*
"Hey Wu-man!"He says, grinning evilly.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME WU-MAN!!! INJUSTISE!!!!"
*Someone offstage whips a shoe, and hits Wufei square in the head*
Wufei:"Fine, fine.Today we will be showing you how to make your own Chocolate Chip Cookies. First, pre-heat the oven to 400º."
"But let's hurry things along and double that."Duo sets oven to 800º.
Wufei:"Then mix a bunch of Flour, a few eggs, some milk, and chocolate chips in a bowl."He sloppily adds the ingrediants, including the egg shells, and spills Flour all over.
*Duo eats the pre-made cookies*mmmmmmmmm.........
"DUO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!! DON'T EAT THOSE!!! WE NEED THEM!!!! BAKA!!!!!!! YOU BRAIDED BAKA!!!!!! INJUSTISE!!!!!!! INJUSTISE THAT I MUST WORK WITH HIM!!!"*Wufei stalks off the stage*
*Duo's face is covered in cookie crumbs*"uhhhh......ummmm.....I guess I'll teach you myself.Well all that's left is to put the batter on a cookie sheet, and stick it in the oven."*takes his time to make funky shapes with the batter*
*While cookies are in the oven*"This recipe was submitted by Relena....wait a sec....Relena can't cook!....*sniffs the air*Does anyone smell something burning?....EEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
*Dashes to open the oven and takes out the Flaming Cookies.Whips around and gets the Fire Extinguisher.Puts out the flames*
"*Whew*That was close....*sniffs the air*...that's odd.....I can still smell something burning?...."
*Turns around and notices his braid is on fire* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Runs and dives into the sink, and turns on the cold water......at least he THOUGHT it was cold....."AHHHHHH....HHHHHOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
*Jumps out of sink,trips and grabs the fake backround, which falls, along with Duo and half the appliances.Reveals Wufei as he sweatdrops and falls*
Manager*off"stage"*"DDDDDDUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!"