Penny for Your Thoughts, Master Chief?
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Master Chief' or any other 'Halo' related characters
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Damn, this suit itches. It's chaffing by thighs.
How can I breath in this damn mask? Why must I never show my face?
I'm not that ugly, I am?
I hate myself!! This is it, I'm going to blow my brains out with this pistol!!
Goodbye cruel world!!
Damn, shield absorbed the bullet. I hate these shields.
On other Halo station, maybe I could build a house and live here. It's very quiet.
Why does the UNSC always call for me when they are in trouble? Are they to weak that they need the "Great Master Chief" to save them from another Covenant attack?!
I do love the fame though.
Why is Cortana such a smartass? I mean I know she is an AI unit but you don't have to make us humans look more retarded than the Covenant aliens!!
Artificial Intelligence??
More like Artificial Intelli-BITCH!!
Hey there's a grunt, all alone. I'm going to get him with my sniper rifle.
This is like hunting deer back on Earth.
All right, let's get this lined up and…. POW HEADSHOT!! NEW RECORD!!
WHO IS THIS GUY?? IT'S THE MASTER CHIEF, SPARTAN 117!! THEY'RE PUTTING HIM ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND PARADING AROUND THE STREETS!
HE IS… THE… GREATEST… SOLIDER… EVER!!
Now I am going to teabag over this grunt's corpse.
I totally powned that noob.
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