Author's Note: Hey everybody it's Vengeance here with my first story. I finally worked up enough courage to start writing it. I believe it has a lot of potential and the plot hasn't been thought of before, as far as I know. I hope you all like it so here is the description.

Time-line on Earth: Takes place around mid-2013.

Time-line in Equestria: Around one year after the imprisoning of Discord and will be before the episode of Keep Calm and Flutter On.

Character Description: The main character, Nick, is of my own creation. Actually it's just me with minor tweaking. He will have no knowledge of Equestria or the show My Little Pony because they will never exist on Earth in the story. Also as far as Nick's nationality he is 50% Norwegian, 25% Finnish, and 25% Polish.

Now since I have nothing else to type but the story itself, here it is.

Disclaimer:

I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic or the characters in the show.

I woke up at around 9:30 to the sound of my alarm going off followed by a dull thud as my hand hit the snooze button. I slowly pulled myself to my feet as I made my way to the bathroom. I brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, put on deodorant, and looked myself over in the mirror. I'm just your average teenager. I'm 6 foot 2 with short brown hair and light green eyes. I am 18 years old. My name is Nick and I am 50% Norwegian, 25% Finnish, and 25% Polish.

I made my way downstairs to see a note on the table, it was from my mom. I read the note and it said "Nick, I'm going to the store for awhile. Be good and do something other than videogames. Love ya, Mom." I crumpled it up and walked to the kitchen to throw it away. "Ha." I said. "Do something other than videogames, my ass."

While in the kitchen I decided to make some breakfast. I remembered that I couldn't cook if my life depended on it so I just took some cereal from the cupboard and poured it into a bowl. I walked to the couch with the bowl of cereal in my hand and turned on the TV. Deciding on what to watch I just picked the obvious decision, Adventure Time because let's be honest, Adventure Time is one of the best shows in existence.

After an hour or so I was getting bored of watching TV so I grabbed my PS3 controller and pressed the power button. I chose to play the most recent game I have, Skyrim. I borrowed the game from a friend because he was going on and on about how Skyrim is the only game that matters in the gaming world. I will agree that Skyrim is pretty awesome it's still not the best. However I'm still addicted to the game, thanks Sam now I get to waste most of my weekends. The reason why I like the game is because you can do whatever you want. Also I've acquired some interesting quotes, some of my favorite ones are:

"Ah SHIT, it's a bunny?"

"Alright let's go kill a dra…never mind."

"I'M A FRIEKING WEREWOLF!"

I turned off my PS3 because there were like 2 frost trolls and a group of bandits. I don't care what level you are but they're still a pain. I looked out the window to see the sun was barely shining behind a cluster of clouds. I decided to go walk to the corner store to get some fresh air.

I put on my jacket and my black Adidas hat, grabbed my phone and my black Sony headphones and put them around my neck; I grabbed my keys and headed out the door. I locked the door and looked up in the sky. It was beautiful day except the fact that it was late winter in Minnesota. Barely any snow on the ground but it's still cold.

I finally got to the corner store only to be greeted by a very awkward looking type of guy. He was about my height, partially bald with grayish-black hair, and a few teeth missing. He looked like a man who stayed one too many days locked in his trailer. I grabbed a bag of BBQ chips, thanked him for it, and walked outside.

After 5 minutes of walking I fell to my knees and clenched my head with my hands. The pain was hammering at my mind like a jackhammer. It was excruciatingly unbearable; every wave of pain was immediately followed by another, greater pain. I rose to my feet and stumbled back to my house. Every once in awhile someone would walk up to me and ask if I was ok. The pain was so intense all I could do was weakly shake my head up and down.

I eventually made my way into my home and up the stairs to my room. I barely made it to my bed before I collapsed in a heap of exhaustion. The pain in my head was still there and it was worse than ever. As I slowly slipped into unconsciousness the last thing I remember was hearing a faint, low chuckling.

"Ow my head. What the hell happened? Where am I?" I said as I stared into the blackness of where I was now. Everywhere I looked just looked the same, a darkened abyss. I didn't freak out much because I just assumed I was lucid dreaming but still I had my curiosity.

"Wonder where the exit is?" I said as I searched around the endless void.

As those words left my mouth the wind started picking up and it felt like I was falling. The wind kept speeding up and as it did I had the strange sensation that pressure was building up in my head as if I was swimming deeper and deeper into the oceans depths. The pressure quickly took a wrong turn and instead of a tingling sensation it switched to a minor headache, which in turn grew into an agonizing ache.

"Ah son of a bitch not again, why me?" I said as I held my eyes shut. It felt like hours going through this torture. Any minute now and I might go insane. When I was on the verge of snapping everything slowed down as my body went completely limp.

I was awoken by a rumbling sound followed by what seemed to be rocks hitting each other. I opened my eyes to see that I was lying on the ground surrounded by small bits of granite and rubble. Standing up rapidly while lying down isn't the best decision as I promptly fell to the ground with a head rush. I attempted again, slowly, to find out I was in a garden and that it was night time. Not knowing where I was I wandered around the mysterious garden.

The garden was gorgeous altogether, very well kept and lush, there were rose bushes and flower beds everywhere along with some odd looking statues. Some were what looked like…ponies? And mind you not, these weren't normal pony horses; they were unicorns and ponies with wings.

"What do these people believe in anyway?" I thought as I wandered throughout the garden.

As I was in a daze I wasn't looking where I was going and I presumably bumped into someone. Since I was dazed I couldn't quite get a good look at them and since it was dark out that didn't help either. I was about to apologize but was cut off when the other person yelled in an extremely high pitched voice. It was high pitched so I assumed it was a girl.

"DISCORD!" They screamed as they dashed away.

"WAIT COME BACK!" I yelled as I got to my feet. "Great now what do I do?"

Since I had no other plan than walking around I once again began trying to find someone who could tell me where I was and how to get home. After wandering aimlessly for a couple more minutes the ground began to tremble and I could hear a marching sound in the distance. The marching sound was different though, it sounded more like horses and a lot of them as the sound sped up. Whatever it was there were a lot of them and they were coming towards me.

"Yes, finally someone's here." I thought as I began to wait for them to find me. I decided to go into an open area so I would be easier to find. I found a nice circular opening bordered by trees with a gap that let in a decent amount of light from the silver moon's rays.

As the sound grew nearer and nearer my anticipation grew more and more. The group finally emerged from a near by shrubbery (It's a fun word). I was about to introduce myself but stopped when I saw something that made my heart skip a beat. The marching wasn't from humans, it was from…ponies!?

"What are ponies doing here? Where the hell am I?" I thought as they all stopped in front of me, forming a line.

There were eight of them and were about 4 foot. Their coats were all pure white and they were wearing golden armor with a blue starred crest on the front on the chest plate. Each one's eyes were filled with hatred as if I was some sort of threat but there also was the slightest amount of fear.

"H-hello, I'm Ni-ick." I tried saying but was still shocked and baffled as to how these pony things were acting with such high intellect. I extended a hand to show I wasn't a threat but I was immediately slapped away by one of the ponies.

"SILENCE, DISCORD!" He barked while the other ponies circled around me. "You are under arrest for breaking free of your statue prison."

As he said this another one of those pony things walked out into the clearing. This one was clearly around my height. Its coat was an alabaster white with the most majestic mane, it was multicolored and it seemed to flow through the air even though there wasn't as much as a puff of air in the garden. It had both wings and a horn so I assumed it was a hybrid of a Pegasus and a Unicorn. It wore some kind of jewelry on its hooves and chest. A golden crown sat atop its head with a purple gem in the center.

"So Discord, we meet again." The white pony creature said with a very motherly tone but with a foremost amount of sternness.

"Holy shit it talks!" I thought as I jumped a bit knowing that these horses can talk. Now utterly confused my curiosity got the best of me and I blurted out a rapid fire amount of questions before anyone could say anything else.

"Where the hell am I? What's a Discord and why do you keep calling me that? What are you exactly? Please I need help!" I finished my outburst and stood there silently.

A purple light was starting to form on one of the Unicorn's horn but ceased as the tall royal looking pony spoke.

"At ease guards. Do not provoke him but stay alert."

"Yes princess." Said the guard as the purple aura dissipated from his horn.

"Okay, so the tall one is a princess and the others are guards. Wait, does that mean they're part of a monarchy? Ah who knows I was never the best with politics." I thought as I gave a confused look to the princess.

"Is something wrong Discord? What, do you not remember me?" Said the princess.

"Well to be honest, no. I don't even know you. Why do you keep calling me Discord?" I said still extremely confused.

"Stop playing coy Discord and just surrender." She said as she gave me a small smirk.

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DISCORD IS. MY NAME IS NICK GOD DAMNIT!"

The group of ponies jumped at my sudden outburst. One of the guards decided to speak up in a very frightened tone.

"B-but Discord what do you mean?" She asked

"My name is Nick and I'm not even from here. I'm from Minnesota." I said.

"Well Nickif you speak the truth then you won't mind if I read your memories. Would you now?" Said the princess as she took a step forward.

"Yea sure, whatever, as long as you stop calling me Discord." I said as I crossed my arms and braced myself for what was about to happen.

"Excellent. Guards!" Shouted the princess as the guards readied themselves. All the ones with horns took a stance and an aura appeared from their horns. It quickly formed around my body and I couldn't move. It felt weird though, it stopped me from moving but they weren't even touching me. I quickly started struggling trying to free myself from the mysterious energy around me but the alabaster princess assured me that I was safe and that it wouldn't hurt. I trusted her, possibly because her voice was so soothing and motherly. Her horn started to glow and it slowly descended onto my forehead. There was a bright flash of light and I had to shut my eyes from it even though it didn't do much help.

After a minute or so the light stopped and I opened my eyes to see the princess with a puzzled expression on her. She ordered the guards to cease with the magic and I was able to move again.

"So princess do you believe me now?" I asked while popping the kinks out of my back. After an awkward silence she still had the confused look on her face and began to speak.

"I-I don't know what to say. H-How is this possible?" She stuttered as she tried to wrap her brain around what she just found out.

"I'm just as clueless as you, princess." I said while shrugging.

"But that's impossible, your memories. You clearly have the same appearance as Discord. Just look at yourself." She said as she motioned towards a nearby pond.

I had no clue what she was talking about but I did as I was told and I walked to the pond. As I stared into the mirror like pond a face was staring back at me, it definitely wasn't mine. It looked like a cross between a Billy goat, dog, and deer. I stared at the face for a few more moments until it finally hit me. The face I was staring was…me. I quickly jumped back from the pond not wanting to see what had happened to me.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? WHAT AM I?" I yelled as I held my hands up to my head about to cover my eyes when I got a good look at my hands. "SHIT!" I said as I threw my hands away from my face. "Please princess you've got to help me! Please."

"Alright I'll help you, on one condition. If you so much as purposely hurt one of my subjects I'll personally see to it that you never see the light of day again. Do we understand?" asked the alabaster princess.

"Y-yes, ma'am." I said.

"Very good, follow me now. We will begin our journey to the castle immediately. Guards tell everyone else of the event that has taken place and about our special guest." Stated the princess as she ordered the guards to dismiss.

The princess and I started walking towards the castle in the dimly lit night with not a single cloud in the sky. It was truly beautiful.

Well looks like Nick's life has really flipped. What will happen next? Will he ever get back to normal? Find out in the next chapter.

Well that was chapter one of my first story. Hope you all liked it. Please Read and Review so I know if you're interested in reading more of it or not. I will try to get another chapter out as soon as possible but I have a lot of things happening this week. Hope you liked it and remember to leave a review.