Disclaimer: Now if you really need this just to determine what characters I don't own? Then you're just a dumbass! Well anyway, I don't own any of the mentioned copyrighted characters.
About the Story: After numerous defeats, (by the way, Me. Blonde and "company" will not be mentioned in this story but takes place after Joanna goes on her first mission so improvise a little!) by the Carrington Institute, "old Cassie" decides to make some changes to the DataDyne Corp. Please read, review, and enjoy the story.
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Chapter 1: Defeated Again
(Joanna is making her escape with one of DataDynes top secret gadgets to bring back to the Institute. She's running up the stairs where the Jumpship awaits.)
Joanna: (panting and cackling kind of maniacally) Once again old woman, I have retrieved one of DataDyne's top secret experimental technologies! (jumps into the ship)
Cassandra: (pointing to her male and female guards) What are you doing?! Attack!!
(the male guards leap from the helipad and hang off the edge of the CI Jumpship. The Jumpship flies away into "Hover-car" traffic and the guards fall off)
Guards: AHHHH!
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Female Guard #1: Men, what idiots…
Cassandra: (gritting teeth) YOU'RE the idiots! Each and every time that. . .GIRL sneaks in here, she gets away with one of our valuable things! Do you know what this is doing to me?!
Female Guard #2: No, not exactly. . .Have you considered therapy, Ms. De Vries?
Cassandra: The Shotgun. . .
F.G. #2: . . . .?
Cassandra: Are you deaf?! I said gimme the bloody Shotgun!!
F.G.#2: Uhhh, okay?
Cassandra: (smiles and takes the Shotgun) Thank you. . . (whacks F.G.#2 with the gun) To hell with therapy!
F.G. #1: Ms. De Vries? Was that really-
Cassandra: Before you say anything, you're fired!!
F.G. #1: . . . .! Well!
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(In Cassandra's office, she paces the floor while her loyal assistant Anne (the "don't shoot me" girl in 1st level) is typing on the terminal at her desk)
Cassandra: I think I may need to tighten security a little…What do you think Anne?
Anne: (who was actually playing Spider Solitaire) Yes, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: We should send out fliers for new men…
Anne: Right, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: But why men? I could use some more female guards after the whole "blackout" incident. Plus, females are very strong and powerful creatures!
Anne: Sure, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: (pauses, then eyes Anne) So, Anne, do you think I should fire you?
Anne: Of course, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: Then, killing you and leaving your body in the Sahara Desert for the buzzards?
Anne: Yes, Ms- Wait a minute?! You're gonna fire me?!
Cassandra: I'm glad to finally have your undivided attention!!
Anne: (smiles) Uh. . .You're welcome?
Cassandra: Anyways, the guards I had before were too…wimpy, shall I say; and not to mention very bulimic-looking as well. My guards must have meat! Put that as a requirement!
Anne: Ok. . .
Cassandra: Now, another thing. . .(glances up to the DataDyne logo on the computer screen) Two D's? I've got it! Every female guard should have a double D cup size!
Anne: What? What kind of requirement is that, Ms. De Vries?
Cassandra: So if that Dark girl aims for the chest, they won't be impaled by the bullet!
Anne: (mumbles) Whatever. . .
~End Chapter 1
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And that's Chapter 1!
Pretty strange, huh? Well next chapter, De Vries makes up more crap for the "hire-flyer" ^__^ and then posts them on the poles! Other stuff happens but you'll find out! As soon as I write it…Thank you and please review!
Mzcheex@yahoo.com
About the Story: After numerous defeats, (by the way, Me. Blonde and "company" will not be mentioned in this story but takes place after Joanna goes on her first mission so improvise a little!) by the Carrington Institute, "old Cassie" decides to make some changes to the DataDyne Corp. Please read, review, and enjoy the story.
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Chapter 1: Defeated Again
(Joanna is making her escape with one of DataDynes top secret gadgets to bring back to the Institute. She's running up the stairs where the Jumpship awaits.)
Joanna: (panting and cackling kind of maniacally) Once again old woman, I have retrieved one of DataDyne's top secret experimental technologies! (jumps into the ship)
Cassandra: (pointing to her male and female guards) What are you doing?! Attack!!
(the male guards leap from the helipad and hang off the edge of the CI Jumpship. The Jumpship flies away into "Hover-car" traffic and the guards fall off)
Guards: AHHHH!
0
Female Guard #1: Men, what idiots…
Cassandra: (gritting teeth) YOU'RE the idiots! Each and every time that. . .GIRL sneaks in here, she gets away with one of our valuable things! Do you know what this is doing to me?!
Female Guard #2: No, not exactly. . .Have you considered therapy, Ms. De Vries?
Cassandra: The Shotgun. . .
F.G. #2: . . . .?
Cassandra: Are you deaf?! I said gimme the bloody Shotgun!!
F.G.#2: Uhhh, okay?
Cassandra: (smiles and takes the Shotgun) Thank you. . . (whacks F.G.#2 with the gun) To hell with therapy!
F.G. #1: Ms. De Vries? Was that really-
Cassandra: Before you say anything, you're fired!!
F.G. #1: . . . .! Well!
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(In Cassandra's office, she paces the floor while her loyal assistant Anne (the "don't shoot me" girl in 1st level) is typing on the terminal at her desk)
Cassandra: I think I may need to tighten security a little…What do you think Anne?
Anne: (who was actually playing Spider Solitaire) Yes, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: We should send out fliers for new men…
Anne: Right, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: But why men? I could use some more female guards after the whole "blackout" incident. Plus, females are very strong and powerful creatures!
Anne: Sure, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: (pauses, then eyes Anne) So, Anne, do you think I should fire you?
Anne: Of course, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: Then, killing you and leaving your body in the Sahara Desert for the buzzards?
Anne: Yes, Ms- Wait a minute?! You're gonna fire me?!
Cassandra: I'm glad to finally have your undivided attention!!
Anne: (smiles) Uh. . .You're welcome?
Cassandra: Anyways, the guards I had before were too…wimpy, shall I say; and not to mention very bulimic-looking as well. My guards must have meat! Put that as a requirement!
Anne: Ok. . .
Cassandra: Now, another thing. . .(glances up to the DataDyne logo on the computer screen) Two D's? I've got it! Every female guard should have a double D cup size!
Anne: What? What kind of requirement is that, Ms. De Vries?
Cassandra: So if that Dark girl aims for the chest, they won't be impaled by the bullet!
Anne: (mumbles) Whatever. . .
~End Chapter 1
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And that's Chapter 1!
Pretty strange, huh? Well next chapter, De Vries makes up more crap for the "hire-flyer" ^__^ and then posts them on the poles! Other stuff happens but you'll find out! As soon as I write it…Thank you and please review!
Mzcheex@yahoo.com