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A.N./ Jaclyn:Hi peoples! How are youz? Oh well! This is one of my
first Inuyasha fanfics so go easy. Flames are accepted. Yay! Oh, wait.
No yay! Inuyasha and Miroku are police officers. Miroku? A police
officer? ::breakes into hysterical laughter:: Yeah, it's going to be
like,
Miroku: Stay calm ::groups female crminal::
Female crminal: Eeeep! Hentai! ::hits Miroku and tries to get away::
Miroku: Resiting arrest and asult and battery?
Jaclyn:That is so funny! ::falls on floor laughing::
Disclaimer: "I don't own Inuyasha. I don't own anything! Wait! I own
me!!! I own me! I own me! I own me! ::runs around room but stops as
legs fly out from under me and I fall flat on my back, something
chocking my neck:: Iieeeee! I own me! ::looks at silver slave collar
around neck:: I own me!" ::trys to take collar off:: "Iie! Jaclyn, how
many times do I have to tell you that slaves don't own themselves. I
own you," Sesshoumaru says as he drags me back his castel. ::I cry
hysterically:: "I own me!!!"
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"Ohayou gozaimasu Sir. What can I get you?" the woman at the counter
asked.
"Umm, coffe," Inuyasha answered.
"Would that be decafe or cafe?" she asked.
"Decafe," he answered.
"Cream?"
"No. Black."
"Inuyasha you are one strang man," Miroku said while giveing his
order. Inuyasha snorted at this.
"Me? Strang? You have that wrong houshi," Inuyasha answered as he paid
for his coffe. They left the coffe shop and sat on their motercycles.
"I need back up in Katsukabe," a voice on their radios said. Inuyasha
picked up his radio to reply.
"Why's that?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku groaned.
"Stuborn," he mubled under his breath.
"We have a high speed chase," the radio voice answered.
"You can handle it," Inuyasha answered.
"Inuyasha!" the voice scolded. "Get your lazy ass over here!"
"Mou, fine. We're comeing," he said as he trew his empty coffe cup in
a near by trash can and started up his Harley. Miroku followed suit
and they were soon rushing down the street toward Katsukabe.
They reached what was oviously the chase and rode ahead of the cops in
cars. They reached the person who they were closeing in on the prep on
both sides. Suddenly the prep swirved left, nocking into Inuyasha,
sending him sprawling out on the highway. The prep jumped out of the
car just before the car hit the concret fence. The car exploded and
the prep ran for his pathetic life. But, he didn't count on Inuyasha
being up so fast. Inuyasha tackled him to the gound.
"Down on the ground bastard!" Inuaysha yelled at him.
"Iie!" the prep yelled. Inuyasha pinned him to the ground and got out
his gun. He knocked the prep in the head with the butt of the gun.
"Any last words?" Inuyasha asked before the guy slipped into
unconsiousness.
"Hai," the prep mummbled, "watch out for Huntress and Miko. They are
smarter than you think." The guy went unconsious leaving behind a very
confussed cop.
"Did the guy tell you anything Inuyasha?" Totousai, cheif of police
asked Inuaysha as they were walking away from the crim scene.
"Hai. He said, and I quote, 'Watch out for Huntress and Miko. They are
smarter than you think,' unquote," Inuyasha answered.
"How strange," Totousai said as he strocked his beard thoughtfully.
"Cheif," the radio said.
"Hai this is Totousai, how am I to be helping you?" Totousai asked.
Inuyasha groaned inwardly as he rolled his eyes.
"There was a bank robbery at the Tokyo Bank and a bombing," the radio
said.
"Inuyasha, you and Miroku go and check it out. I'm also sending
Sesshoumaru and Kouga," Totousai said. Inuyasha nodded and walked over
to his Harley.
"Oi, houshi!" Inuyasha bellowed over the sound of the wailing sirens.
"Get over here!" Miroku jogged over to Inuyasha who was putting his
helmet on.
"What?" he asked as he too mounted his Harley.
"There was a robbery and a bombing at the Tokyo Bank and Totousai-
jiijii has given the oh so generous job of checking it out, to us. Oh,
and Sesshoumaru and Kouga will be following."
"Great," Miroku mummbled as they sped off toward the bank.
When they arrived, the scene was horriable. Countless bodies were
wrapped in cloths. The bank was nothing but rubble as was the street.
"Hey, got any whitnesses that ain't in any boby bags?" Inuyasha asked
the nearest medic. The man turned to him with a grim face.
"Hai, over by the ambluance by the post office," he said pointing it
out to them.
"Arigatou," Miroku said as they walked over to the ambulance.
"How many do you think got killed?" Inuyasha asked.
"I dunno," Miroku said. "More than I can count."
"Well, that's not saying much considering you can only cout to twenty.
But only if you use your toes."
"Really? I thought it was only ten. I must have counted wrong."
Inuyasha laughed uneasily. Miroku grabbed one foot in his hand an
hopped around on the other. "One, two, three, four," he started
counting. When he reached twenty he sat his foot down. "I have ten
toes on my right foot and none on my left," he declared proudly.
Inuyasha laughed again. They walked up to the medic at the ambulance.
Sitting on the back of the ambulance was a little girl with a lollypop
and her mother. The mother's face was pale but the girl's was only
pure happiness. The cause be the lollypop.
"Little girl," Inuyasha said as he leaned down to look the girl in the
eyes. "I'm Kawono Inuyasha and I'm a police officer. Can I ask you a
question?"
"Hai Kawono-kun," the little girl replied between licks.
"Did you see anyone suspious?" he asked her.
"Iie, but okaasan said she did. Okaasan's been answering questions all
day. Ever since we got out of the bank and there was a big explosion.
It went like this," she motioned with her hands as if someone were
blowing up a balloon. "BOOM!!!" she said clapping her hands together.
"Arigatou," Inuyasha said. He turned to her mother. "Well?" The woman
sighed.
"There were these two women. About 19 or 20 I supose. They didn't know
that we were by the door so I quickly walked us outside without them
knowing. The both had long black hair down to there waists. The first
one, she seemed to be the oldest, had her hair in a pony tail high on
her head, as did the younger one. They both had bangs thought the
older one's were straight cut and the younger one's were jaggaded. The
youngest on was called Miko and the older one was called Huntress. I
don't know why. Miko's eyes were a stealy blue, tinted gray and
Huntress' were a dark brown. She also had magenta eye shadow on. Her
hair was tinted with brown and the other's tinted with blue. They both
dressed in cat suits, what looked like old demon exterminator outfits
from the Sengoku Jadia Era. They wore masks to protect themselves from
poison gas. Miko's armor was blue and Huntress' was red. Besides a
gun, Miko also carried a bow and arrow and a katana at her waist as
did Huntress but her other wepon of choice, Huntress', was a giant
boomerange. Go figure," the woman said shugging her shoulders.
"Arigatou," Inuyasha said as he and Miroku walked away. "I guess we
have reson to fear them."
"Wait!" the woman called. "That's not all. Miko said Kyoto's next
before they left." Inuyasha and Miroku looked at each other before
running to their bikes. How in the world were they going to get to
Kyoto before they did, they didn't know. Suddenly a voice boomed on
the radio.
"Inuyasha, Miroku, don't worry about going to Kyoto. I sent
Sesshoumaru and Kouga. There was already a bombing," Totousai said on
the radio. "Come back to head quarters and sort out the imformation
you already gathered." Miroku picked up his radio.
"Hai Totousai, we're coming," he said as they turned around on the
road and headed for the police station. When they got there they
wern't one bit surprised at the site that greeted them. There, sitting
in the front room, was Shimuidu Kikyo. She had a bouquet of flowers in
her hand. Miroku snickered. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Inuyasha-chan!" she squealed as she lept out of her seat and ran
toward Inuyasha, flowers in hand. "I heard about you taking down that
crminal. You're so brave! I brought you some flowers," she said as she
handed them to him. He hesitently took them.
"Domo," he murmmerd as he and Miroku walked into their office. Kikyo
tried to follow them but was stopped by the gaurd. When he walked into
the office he sharded with Miroku, he threw the flowers in the trash.
"I thought we got a restraining order put on her," Inuyasha mummbled
as he started up his computer.
"Me too," Miroku said as he too started his computer.(Kikyo is a
bitch!!! Kikyo must die!!!!!) Inuyasha and Miroku's office's had
picture's of their friends and family. On Inuyasha's desk was a
picture of his brother, Sesshoumaru and his wife, Inuyasha's sister-in-
law, and Sesshoumaru's daughter, Inuyasha's neice.
They worked on the case for a while. Totousai came into their office.
"You have that thing at that collage, remember?" he asked. Inuyasha
and Miroku stopped what they were doing and looked at the clock.
"SHIT!" rang out through the police station. Inuyasha and Miroku
grabbed their helmets and ran outside to their bikes. They started
their sirens and spead off in the direction of Shikon Collage. When
they got there they had five minutes to spare.
"It's a good thing we took that shortcut through the park," Miroku
said as they pulled their bikes up next to police car number 3529.
Sesshoumaru and Kouga's car. There was also a fire truck and an
ambulance. Miroku's cell phone rang.
"Hello," Miroku said as he answered it. "Really? Oh, that will be just
fine," Miroku said smileing. "Yeah okay. We'll clean it out when we
get back. When are they comeing? Today? Okay. Sayonara." He hung up
the phone.
"Who was that?" Inuyasha asked as they walked into the school.
"Myouga, the land lord to our apartment," he replyed with a smile.
"What did he want?" Inuyasha asked gettting suspisoce.
"Oh, just to tell us we some have new roommates," he said with a
smile.
"Who?"
"Two young ladies."
"But we only have three rooms," Inuyasha pointed out.
"They say they don't mind shareing," he said.
"Okay," Inuyasha said not really careing. 'Thoose poor girls,' he
thought as he looked at Miroku's smileing face. They entered the
collage to find it filled with students running around here and
there. They enterd then classroom where they were suposed to teach
self defense to girls.
~*~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~*~
"I still don't see why we have to take self defense," Sango said as
she made her way through the sea of sudents to get to classroom 10. "I
mean, we don't need it."
"Yeah, but since we don't need it we can pass with flying colors, I
mean, nobody knows we're both black belts in karate and masters of
kung-fu," Kagome said as she too treded the sea of students. "Besides,
it's not like we wanted to take health or fire safty. And we can
improve our gunmanship."
Sango sighed. "I guess you're right. I mean, we'll have enough to do
moveing and all so we can just take a subject we already know and
sleep through class and still come out the victors," Sango said as she
walked into the class room.
"That's the spirit!" Kagome said as she patted her friend on the back.
They took their seats and on the board it said,: 'There are different
sizes of clothing on the desk, find your size and change in the locker
room. Don't forget the belt.' Kagome and Sango stood up and went to
retrive their clothes. They looked throught them until they found
their sizes and went to the locker rooms to change.
"I wish I could wear my cat suit. This just doesn't feel right," Sango
said as she shifted in her clotheing.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. It feels like it's weighing me down,"
Kagome said as she picked at her shirt. "Besides, white is not my
color."
"They belt or they whole suit?" Sango asked sarcasticly.
"Both," Kagome answered. "Well, at least it's lose enough to hide our
guns, unlike our cat suits."
"Yeah," Sango said. Suddenly two young men walked into the room. They
too were wearing the karate outfits but they both had black belts.
They first man to walk in had dark brown hair, alomst black, and had
his hair pulled into a small ponytail at the nap of his neck. He had
violet eyes and was about six foot three. The second guy had long
silver hair in a pony tail high on his head. His eyes were amber/gold
and he was aroung six foot six. He was wearing a red, thin, half an
inch strip of cloth that tied to the back of his head, hiden by his
bangs.
"Okay class," said the man with brown hair, "today we're going to show
you some basic moves and let you try them out. Oh yeah, I'm Miroku and
this is Inuyasha," he said as he jerked his thumb in the direction of
the silver haired man.
"Feh," Inuyasha said.
"Alright, who wants to go first?" Miroku asked. Nobody raised their
hands, but everybody eyed their black belts. Sango and Kagome rolled
their eyes. "Come on, don't be scared," Miroku proded. Sango and
Kagome raised their hands because no one else did. "Okay! How about
you," he said as he pointed to Sango. "What's your name?"
"Tanaka Sango," Sango replyed as she stood up and walked over to the
mat. They stood in front of each other. Sango bowed as did Miroku and
got in the same stance as he did, makeing it look like she was copying
him. Kagome snickered. They started fighting. Miroku aimed a punch at
Sango's face but she dodged it. She kicked at his stomach but he too
dodged, but only by a little. It
went on like that for a while. Punch, dodge, kick, dodge, punch,
dodge, kick, dodge, untill Miroku tried to upercut Sango. She grabbed
his wrist after she dodged it and threw him over her shoulder and he
landed on his back. He just looked up at her for a while.
"Are you sure you've never fought before?" he asked as he stood up.
"Hai," Sango said as she walked over to sit by Kagome.
"Okay, who's first to fight Inuyasha?" Miroku asked. Kagome raised her
hand. "Okay, what's your name?" he asked Kagome as she stood up.
"Higurashi Kagome," she said as she walked over to the mat. Inuyasha
smirked as he stood in front of her. Instead of bowing, they both just
nodded their heads at each other.
"Ooooookay," Miroku said as he leaned back on the wall to watch. They
both took different positions ready to fight. They both stood there
staring at each other for a while. Kagome was never one to make the
first move and, apperently, nether was Inuyasha. 'If she's anything
like her friend, she'll be able to kick ass,' Miroku thought.
'I wonder what my next assinment will be,' Kagome thought.
'If he's anything like his friend, he'll be able to kick ass,' Sango
thought. (Oooooh! de'ja'-vu!)
'Ramen,' Inuyasha thought.
"Inuyasha, you should start, I mean, this is a class for beginers, she
doesn't know anything," Miroku called from his corner. Kagome's left
eyebrow started to twitch.
'Oh shit, he shouldn't have done that,' Sango thought as she watched
her friend take the fimilar pose for when she was ready to kill.
"Feh, I guess you're right," Inuyasha said. Kagome's position shifted
into that of kung-fu but they didn't pay her any attention. He
charged, trying to punch her, but she dodged. She put her hand out in
front of her and pushed the heel of her hand up on his nose. They was
a crunch and they finally relized that she had broken his nose. But
did he pay any attention? No. He didn't even icnollage that there was
blood. He made a roundhouse kick and aimed for her gut. He hit his
target. She fell to the floor clutching her stomach. He smirked and
whiped some blood away with the back of his hand. He stood behind her
as she managed to get up, still holding her stomach.
"I guess I win," he said thrumphintly.
"Guess again," she said as she brought her foot down hard on his. Her
heel conected with his instep. There was another crunch as relization
dawned that she had broken his foot. He yelped in agony as he clutched
his foot, hoping around on the other. He sat his foot down ready to
lung at her, and she was ready for it. But, it never came. Sango had
stood up and was holding Kagome's arms, holding her back from killing
the poor man. Miroku had also lunged forward and was holding Inuyasha
back with all his might.
"Get off of me houshi!" Inuyasha growled as he tried to get out of
Miroku's grip.
"Let me go Sango!" Kagome yelled as she struggled.
"Iie!" Miroku and Sango yelled in unison. The class was watching in
fasnation.
"Die wench!" Inuyasha yelled as he tried to lung at Kagome.
"Dogboy must die!" Kagome yelled as she squimed in Sango's grip. The
bell rang and the class left. Kagome stopped squirming as did
Inuyasha. Kagome and Sango grabbed their bags and bolted out the door.
Miroku walked out of the door to find the people teaching health
class. The people from the ambluance. Inuyasha sat slumped on the
floor, pinching his nose to stop it from bleeding, his other hand
clutched his broken foot. (Awwwwww! Poor Inu!)
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Kagome and Sango raced to their car. They sat in the front for a
while. Then, they broke out in hysterical laughter.
"'Dogboy must die'?" Sango asked repeating what Kagome said earlier.
Kagome just looked at her then they burst out laughing again. Sango
started the car and they rode toward their old house to pick up their
stuff.
When they had their stuff packed in their car and the rest in the uhal
attatched to the back of their car. They pulled up to a nice looking
apartment complex. Kagome looked at the piece of paper the land lord
had given her along with the key.
"Sango, we're in apartment E," she said as she carried a box up the
steps to the apartment. "Remember we're sharing it with two guys."
"Uhg," Sango replied as she hauled the boxes out of the car. Kagome
unlocked the apartment, expecting to see it trashed comnpletely. But,
to her surprise, it was clean. Kagome started unpacking magnets and
puting them on the fridge. She looked through the house. There were
degrees on the wall. Police degrees. 'So these guys are police men.
That's not exactly good,' Kagome thought as she walked back into the
kitchen. They had already moved all the boxes into the apartment.
"Sango, guess what?" Kagome asked as she took a glass out of the
cabinet and a coke out of the fridge.
"Nani?" Sango asked as Kagome opened her coke and pored it in the
glass.
"These guys are cops," Kagome answered as she took a sip. Sango's eyes
got wide.
"Nani!" she gasped. "This is not good."
"Iie, it's not."
"Oh well! I'm hungry, let's get something to eat," Kagome said as she
wrote to the guys telling them that they went to get something to eat
and not to throw out their stuff.
~*~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~*~
Inuyasha was still grumbleing about Kagome as they drove to their
house. Well, Sesshoumaru was driving him to his house and Kouga was
riding his motercycle there for him. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes at
his younger brother.
"Will you just shut up now!?" Sesshoumaru asked very ticked.
"Iie!" Inuyasha huffed.
"Well, as least now I won't have to listen to you gripe," Sesshoumaru
growled as he pulled into the parking lot for Inuyasha's house. Kouga
pulled in behind them and parked Inuyasha's mortcycle in the garage.
Inuyasha mummbled some incoherent words under his breath as he got out
of the car. Kouga handed him his helment and got into the car.
Inuyasha grumbled as he limped up the stairs, Miroku right behind him.
Inuyasha unlocked the door and stepped in.
"Wha!" he said as he looked around. There were boxes everywhere. The
fridge was plastered with magnants. There was a note under one that
looked like a cat. The note said: 'We went out to eat. Don't throw our
stuff away.'
"Inuyasha, we need to go and clean out the third room," Miroku said as
he walked to the third room.
~*~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~*~
Kagome and Sango walked out of Kagome's mom's house. They were each
holding a cat. Sango was holding a crem colored cat that had black
feet and black strips on her tail. Kagome was holding a fat orange
tabby by the name of Buyo. Sango's cat was Kirara. They drove to their
new house and walked in. There was a thud and the someone screamed.
"Damn it! Watch what you're doing!" a man yelled.
"Sorry but I wanted to get the last thing out before the girls came
back," another male voice replyed.
"Looks like the guys are here," Kagome said.
"Yeah," Sango said. "Ano, hello," she called through the house. There
was the slam of a door and the sound of someone hitting someone else.
"Be right there," the second male voice said. A man came into view.
Scratch that, Miroku, came into view. They just started at each other
for a while. Then Miroku ran up to Sango and grabbed her hands in his.
"Ah, Sango-sama, it is a pleasure to see you again. May I ask you
something?"
"Uh, sure," Sango said.
"Lady Sango, will you bear my child?" Sango paled. Then, got bright
red. Then, redder.
"HENTAI!!!" she screamed as she hit him hard on his head. He went out
like a light. A laugh was heard from one of the back of the apartment.
A man came into the living room. Wait, scratch that, Inuyasha.
"Wench!" he yelled.
"Dogboy!" Kagome yelled. He walked over to them. Miroku was now
standing up.
"Inuyasha, don't do anything," Miroku warned.
"Feh," was his reply. Kagome could feel Miroku's hand on her butt. She
went pale.
"Eeeep!" she said as she clung to the nearest thing, which happened to
be Inuyasha. She was holding onto his shirt as if it was her life
line.
"Hentai!" Sango said again then hit Miroku.
"Oi, get her off!" Inuyasha yelled.
"I'm sorry Inuyasha but she's not comeing off until she feels safe,
or, until she goes to sleep," Sango told him.
"Shit," Inuyasha said as he took a seat on the couch. Kagome berried
her head into his chest and he blushed but quickly hide it. There was
a knock on the door and Miroku went to answer it. He was very pale.
Someone was walking behind him.
"Inuyasha, Kikyo's here to see you," he said as he stepped out of the
way. There was Kikyo, standing there with a box of chocolate.
"Inuyasha I-" she stopped in mid sentence. She looked at Inuyasha who
had his arm around a girl who was in his lap. "And who is this?"
"That's Inuyasha's fiance'," Miroku said quickly. Sango looked at him
weird. He gave her a look that pleaded her to play along.
"Yeah," was all Sango could say. Inuyasha wore no expression. Miroku
looked at him with a look that said if-you-don't-play-along-I'll-tell-
her-that-it-was-a-lie-and-let-her-have-at-you. Inuyasha put on a fake
smile and nodded vigurasly. His face shone with fake joy and
happiness.
"Right Kagome?" Miroku asked. All Kagome did was nod and cling tighter
to Inuyasha. She could feel his arm around her proectively.
"Well, can I see the ring?" Kikyo asked. Miroku's face fell and
Inuyasha had no emotion. Sango was not worried. She knew that Kagome
always wore her mother's wedding ring. Kagome nodded again and held up
her left hand. On it was a ring that had a single dimond on it.
Inuyasha's face softened and Miroku's was one of relife. It was a good
thing that Miroku wasn't faceing Kikyo. "It's beautiful," Kikyo said.
"Well, I wish you two the best," she said as she left the apartment.
Miroku, Inuyasha, and Sango let out a sigh of relife. Kagome just fell
asleep. They hadn't set up beds for the girls yet so Inuyasha took
Kagome to his room and sat her on his bed.
"Good night Kagome," he whispered to her as he brushed her bangs out
of her eyes.
Little did he know that the girl laying in his bed, would change his
life forever. In more ways than one.
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A.N./Jaclyn: So peoples, did you enjoy my chapter? ::asks while
srubbing floor for Sesshoumaru-sama:: I not sure it went that well. I
would have written more but Sessy-sama is working me to the bone.
Jakken: You will call him Sesshoumaru-sama! ::Jakken hits Jaclyn on
head with his staff::
Jaclyn: Who do you think you are?
Jakken: I am the honerable servent of Sesshoumaru-sama of the Weastern
Lands! ::he puffs out his chest::
Jaclyn: Yeah, and I'm budda. ::Jaclyn roll eyes::
Jakken: Iie, you are the lowly servent of Sesshoumaru-sama. ::Jaclyn's
eyes radiate with anger::
Jaclyn: DIE MIDGITE!!! DIE!!! ::Jaclyn strangles Jakken::
Jakken: Sesshoumaru-sama help meeee!!! ::Sess walks into the room::
Sessy: Iie, you should learn not to pick a fight with women. It will
only bring bad luck.
Jakken: Women are scary! ::Kenshin appears out of nowhere::
Kenshin: That they are. ::Kenshin dissappears out of thin air::
Jaclyn: Wha? ::drops Jakken on ground:: Wha? ::everyone stars at the
place where Kenshin had appeared. Rin walks into room::
Rin: Otosan, what are you doing to Jaclyn-sama? Why is she on the
floor? ::everyone's attention snaps to Rin. Jaclyn smiles evily::
Jaclyn: Well, you see Rin, Sessho- ::Jaclyn was cut off when Sessy put
his hand to her mouth::
Sessy: She was picking something off the floor. And I didn't do
anything to her.
Rin: Okay! Ja ne Otosan! Ja ne okaasan! ::Rins skips out off the room
with everyone staring after her. everyone face faulted and
sweatdropped::
Jaclyn: Iieeeeee!!! ::pulls at hair falling to knees:: Iie it's not
true! ::crys hysterically::
Rin: (from some distance away) Hai it is! ::Kenshin appears again::
Kenshin: That it is. ::Dissappears again::
Jaclyn: I will catch him if it's the last thing I do!!! ::pulls out
giant fish net. others inch ever sooooo sloooooowly away::
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A.N./ Jaclyn:Hi peoples! How are youz? Oh well! This is one of my
first Inuyasha fanfics so go easy. Flames are accepted. Yay! Oh, wait.
No yay! Inuyasha and Miroku are police officers. Miroku? A police
officer? ::breakes into hysterical laughter:: Yeah, it's going to be
like,
Miroku: Stay calm ::groups female crminal::
Female crminal: Eeeep! Hentai! ::hits Miroku and tries to get away::
Miroku: Resiting arrest and asult and battery?
Jaclyn:That is so funny! ::falls on floor laughing::
Disclaimer: "I don't own Inuyasha. I don't own anything! Wait! I own
me!!! I own me! I own me! I own me! ::runs around room but stops as
legs fly out from under me and I fall flat on my back, something
chocking my neck:: Iieeeee! I own me! ::looks at silver slave collar
around neck:: I own me!" ::trys to take collar off:: "Iie! Jaclyn, how
many times do I have to tell you that slaves don't own themselves. I
own you," Sesshoumaru says as he drags me back his castel. ::I cry
hysterically:: "I own me!!!"
~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~
"Ohayou gozaimasu Sir. What can I get you?" the woman at the counter
asked.
"Umm, coffe," Inuyasha answered.
"Would that be decafe or cafe?" she asked.
"Decafe," he answered.
"Cream?"
"No. Black."
"Inuyasha you are one strang man," Miroku said while giveing his
order. Inuyasha snorted at this.
"Me? Strang? You have that wrong houshi," Inuyasha answered as he paid
for his coffe. They left the coffe shop and sat on their motercycles.
"I need back up in Katsukabe," a voice on their radios said. Inuyasha
picked up his radio to reply.
"Why's that?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku groaned.
"Stuborn," he mubled under his breath.
"We have a high speed chase," the radio voice answered.
"You can handle it," Inuyasha answered.
"Inuyasha!" the voice scolded. "Get your lazy ass over here!"
"Mou, fine. We're comeing," he said as he trew his empty coffe cup in
a near by trash can and started up his Harley. Miroku followed suit
and they were soon rushing down the street toward Katsukabe.
They reached what was oviously the chase and rode ahead of the cops in
cars. They reached the person who they were closeing in on the prep on
both sides. Suddenly the prep swirved left, nocking into Inuyasha,
sending him sprawling out on the highway. The prep jumped out of the
car just before the car hit the concret fence. The car exploded and
the prep ran for his pathetic life. But, he didn't count on Inuyasha
being up so fast. Inuyasha tackled him to the gound.
"Down on the ground bastard!" Inuaysha yelled at him.
"Iie!" the prep yelled. Inuyasha pinned him to the ground and got out
his gun. He knocked the prep in the head with the butt of the gun.
"Any last words?" Inuyasha asked before the guy slipped into
unconsiousness.
"Hai," the prep mummbled, "watch out for Huntress and Miko. They are
smarter than you think." The guy went unconsious leaving behind a very
confussed cop.
"Did the guy tell you anything Inuyasha?" Totousai, cheif of police
asked Inuaysha as they were walking away from the crim scene.
"Hai. He said, and I quote, 'Watch out for Huntress and Miko. They are
smarter than you think,' unquote," Inuyasha answered.
"How strange," Totousai said as he strocked his beard thoughtfully.
"Cheif," the radio said.
"Hai this is Totousai, how am I to be helping you?" Totousai asked.
Inuyasha groaned inwardly as he rolled his eyes.
"There was a bank robbery at the Tokyo Bank and a bombing," the radio
said.
"Inuyasha, you and Miroku go and check it out. I'm also sending
Sesshoumaru and Kouga," Totousai said. Inuyasha nodded and walked over
to his Harley.
"Oi, houshi!" Inuyasha bellowed over the sound of the wailing sirens.
"Get over here!" Miroku jogged over to Inuyasha who was putting his
helmet on.
"What?" he asked as he too mounted his Harley.
"There was a robbery and a bombing at the Tokyo Bank and Totousai-
jiijii has given the oh so generous job of checking it out, to us. Oh,
and Sesshoumaru and Kouga will be following."
"Great," Miroku mummbled as they sped off toward the bank.
When they arrived, the scene was horriable. Countless bodies were
wrapped in cloths. The bank was nothing but rubble as was the street.
"Hey, got any whitnesses that ain't in any boby bags?" Inuyasha asked
the nearest medic. The man turned to him with a grim face.
"Hai, over by the ambluance by the post office," he said pointing it
out to them.
"Arigatou," Miroku said as they walked over to the ambulance.
"How many do you think got killed?" Inuyasha asked.
"I dunno," Miroku said. "More than I can count."
"Well, that's not saying much considering you can only cout to twenty.
But only if you use your toes."
"Really? I thought it was only ten. I must have counted wrong."
Inuyasha laughed uneasily. Miroku grabbed one foot in his hand an
hopped around on the other. "One, two, three, four," he started
counting. When he reached twenty he sat his foot down. "I have ten
toes on my right foot and none on my left," he declared proudly.
Inuyasha laughed again. They walked up to the medic at the ambulance.
Sitting on the back of the ambulance was a little girl with a lollypop
and her mother. The mother's face was pale but the girl's was only
pure happiness. The cause be the lollypop.
"Little girl," Inuyasha said as he leaned down to look the girl in the
eyes. "I'm Kawono Inuyasha and I'm a police officer. Can I ask you a
question?"
"Hai Kawono-kun," the little girl replied between licks.
"Did you see anyone suspious?" he asked her.
"Iie, but okaasan said she did. Okaasan's been answering questions all
day. Ever since we got out of the bank and there was a big explosion.
It went like this," she motioned with her hands as if someone were
blowing up a balloon. "BOOM!!!" she said clapping her hands together.
"Arigatou," Inuyasha said. He turned to her mother. "Well?" The woman
sighed.
"There were these two women. About 19 or 20 I supose. They didn't know
that we were by the door so I quickly walked us outside without them
knowing. The both had long black hair down to there waists. The first
one, she seemed to be the oldest, had her hair in a pony tail high on
her head, as did the younger one. They both had bangs thought the
older one's were straight cut and the younger one's were jaggaded. The
youngest on was called Miko and the older one was called Huntress. I
don't know why. Miko's eyes were a stealy blue, tinted gray and
Huntress' were a dark brown. She also had magenta eye shadow on. Her
hair was tinted with brown and the other's tinted with blue. They both
dressed in cat suits, what looked like old demon exterminator outfits
from the Sengoku Jadia Era. They wore masks to protect themselves from
poison gas. Miko's armor was blue and Huntress' was red. Besides a
gun, Miko also carried a bow and arrow and a katana at her waist as
did Huntress but her other wepon of choice, Huntress', was a giant
boomerange. Go figure," the woman said shugging her shoulders.
"Arigatou," Inuyasha said as he and Miroku walked away. "I guess we
have reson to fear them."
"Wait!" the woman called. "That's not all. Miko said Kyoto's next
before they left." Inuyasha and Miroku looked at each other before
running to their bikes. How in the world were they going to get to
Kyoto before they did, they didn't know. Suddenly a voice boomed on
the radio.
"Inuyasha, Miroku, don't worry about going to Kyoto. I sent
Sesshoumaru and Kouga. There was already a bombing," Totousai said on
the radio. "Come back to head quarters and sort out the imformation
you already gathered." Miroku picked up his radio.
"Hai Totousai, we're coming," he said as they turned around on the
road and headed for the police station. When they got there they
wern't one bit surprised at the site that greeted them. There, sitting
in the front room, was Shimuidu Kikyo. She had a bouquet of flowers in
her hand. Miroku snickered. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Inuyasha-chan!" she squealed as she lept out of her seat and ran
toward Inuyasha, flowers in hand. "I heard about you taking down that
crminal. You're so brave! I brought you some flowers," she said as she
handed them to him. He hesitently took them.
"Domo," he murmmerd as he and Miroku walked into their office. Kikyo
tried to follow them but was stopped by the gaurd. When he walked into
the office he sharded with Miroku, he threw the flowers in the trash.
"I thought we got a restraining order put on her," Inuyasha mummbled
as he started up his computer.
"Me too," Miroku said as he too started his computer.(Kikyo is a
bitch!!! Kikyo must die!!!!!) Inuyasha and Miroku's office's had
picture's of their friends and family. On Inuyasha's desk was a
picture of his brother, Sesshoumaru and his wife, Inuyasha's sister-in-
law, and Sesshoumaru's daughter, Inuyasha's neice.
They worked on the case for a while. Totousai came into their office.
"You have that thing at that collage, remember?" he asked. Inuyasha
and Miroku stopped what they were doing and looked at the clock.
"SHIT!" rang out through the police station. Inuyasha and Miroku
grabbed their helmets and ran outside to their bikes. They started
their sirens and spead off in the direction of Shikon Collage. When
they got there they had five minutes to spare.
"It's a good thing we took that shortcut through the park," Miroku
said as they pulled their bikes up next to police car number 3529.
Sesshoumaru and Kouga's car. There was also a fire truck and an
ambulance. Miroku's cell phone rang.
"Hello," Miroku said as he answered it. "Really? Oh, that will be just
fine," Miroku said smileing. "Yeah okay. We'll clean it out when we
get back. When are they comeing? Today? Okay. Sayonara." He hung up
the phone.
"Who was that?" Inuyasha asked as they walked into the school.
"Myouga, the land lord to our apartment," he replyed with a smile.
"What did he want?" Inuyasha asked gettting suspisoce.
"Oh, just to tell us we some have new roommates," he said with a
smile.
"Who?"
"Two young ladies."
"But we only have three rooms," Inuyasha pointed out.
"They say they don't mind shareing," he said.
"Okay," Inuyasha said not really careing. 'Thoose poor girls,' he
thought as he looked at Miroku's smileing face. They entered the
collage to find it filled with students running around here and
there. They enterd then classroom where they were suposed to teach
self defense to girls.
~*~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~*~
"I still don't see why we have to take self defense," Sango said as
she made her way through the sea of sudents to get to classroom 10. "I
mean, we don't need it."
"Yeah, but since we don't need it we can pass with flying colors, I
mean, nobody knows we're both black belts in karate and masters of
kung-fu," Kagome said as she too treded the sea of students. "Besides,
it's not like we wanted to take health or fire safty. And we can
improve our gunmanship."
Sango sighed. "I guess you're right. I mean, we'll have enough to do
moveing and all so we can just take a subject we already know and
sleep through class and still come out the victors," Sango said as she
walked into the class room.
"That's the spirit!" Kagome said as she patted her friend on the back.
They took their seats and on the board it said,: 'There are different
sizes of clothing on the desk, find your size and change in the locker
room. Don't forget the belt.' Kagome and Sango stood up and went to
retrive their clothes. They looked throught them until they found
their sizes and went to the locker rooms to change.
"I wish I could wear my cat suit. This just doesn't feel right," Sango
said as she shifted in her clotheing.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. It feels like it's weighing me down,"
Kagome said as she picked at her shirt. "Besides, white is not my
color."
"They belt or they whole suit?" Sango asked sarcasticly.
"Both," Kagome answered. "Well, at least it's lose enough to hide our
guns, unlike our cat suits."
"Yeah," Sango said. Suddenly two young men walked into the room. They
too were wearing the karate outfits but they both had black belts.
They first man to walk in had dark brown hair, alomst black, and had
his hair pulled into a small ponytail at the nap of his neck. He had
violet eyes and was about six foot three. The second guy had long
silver hair in a pony tail high on his head. His eyes were amber/gold
and he was aroung six foot six. He was wearing a red, thin, half an
inch strip of cloth that tied to the back of his head, hiden by his
bangs.
"Okay class," said the man with brown hair, "today we're going to show
you some basic moves and let you try them out. Oh yeah, I'm Miroku and
this is Inuyasha," he said as he jerked his thumb in the direction of
the silver haired man.
"Feh," Inuyasha said.
"Alright, who wants to go first?" Miroku asked. Nobody raised their
hands, but everybody eyed their black belts. Sango and Kagome rolled
their eyes. "Come on, don't be scared," Miroku proded. Sango and
Kagome raised their hands because no one else did. "Okay! How about
you," he said as he pointed to Sango. "What's your name?"
"Tanaka Sango," Sango replyed as she stood up and walked over to the
mat. They stood in front of each other. Sango bowed as did Miroku and
got in the same stance as he did, makeing it look like she was copying
him. Kagome snickered. They started fighting. Miroku aimed a punch at
Sango's face but she dodged it. She kicked at his stomach but he too
dodged, but only by a little. It
went on like that for a while. Punch, dodge, kick, dodge, punch,
dodge, kick, dodge, untill Miroku tried to upercut Sango. She grabbed
his wrist after she dodged it and threw him over her shoulder and he
landed on his back. He just looked up at her for a while.
"Are you sure you've never fought before?" he asked as he stood up.
"Hai," Sango said as she walked over to sit by Kagome.
"Okay, who's first to fight Inuyasha?" Miroku asked. Kagome raised her
hand. "Okay, what's your name?" he asked Kagome as she stood up.
"Higurashi Kagome," she said as she walked over to the mat. Inuyasha
smirked as he stood in front of her. Instead of bowing, they both just
nodded their heads at each other.
"Ooooookay," Miroku said as he leaned back on the wall to watch. They
both took different positions ready to fight. They both stood there
staring at each other for a while. Kagome was never one to make the
first move and, apperently, nether was Inuyasha. 'If she's anything
like her friend, she'll be able to kick ass,' Miroku thought.
'I wonder what my next assinment will be,' Kagome thought.
'If he's anything like his friend, he'll be able to kick ass,' Sango
thought. (Oooooh! de'ja'-vu!)
'Ramen,' Inuyasha thought.
"Inuyasha, you should start, I mean, this is a class for beginers, she
doesn't know anything," Miroku called from his corner. Kagome's left
eyebrow started to twitch.
'Oh shit, he shouldn't have done that,' Sango thought as she watched
her friend take the fimilar pose for when she was ready to kill.
"Feh, I guess you're right," Inuyasha said. Kagome's position shifted
into that of kung-fu but they didn't pay her any attention. He
charged, trying to punch her, but she dodged. She put her hand out in
front of her and pushed the heel of her hand up on his nose. They was
a crunch and they finally relized that she had broken his nose. But
did he pay any attention? No. He didn't even icnollage that there was
blood. He made a roundhouse kick and aimed for her gut. He hit his
target. She fell to the floor clutching her stomach. He smirked and
whiped some blood away with the back of his hand. He stood behind her
as she managed to get up, still holding her stomach.
"I guess I win," he said thrumphintly.
"Guess again," she said as she brought her foot down hard on his. Her
heel conected with his instep. There was another crunch as relization
dawned that she had broken his foot. He yelped in agony as he clutched
his foot, hoping around on the other. He sat his foot down ready to
lung at her, and she was ready for it. But, it never came. Sango had
stood up and was holding Kagome's arms, holding her back from killing
the poor man. Miroku had also lunged forward and was holding Inuyasha
back with all his might.
"Get off of me houshi!" Inuyasha growled as he tried to get out of
Miroku's grip.
"Let me go Sango!" Kagome yelled as she struggled.
"Iie!" Miroku and Sango yelled in unison. The class was watching in
fasnation.
"Die wench!" Inuyasha yelled as he tried to lung at Kagome.
"Dogboy must die!" Kagome yelled as she squimed in Sango's grip. The
bell rang and the class left. Kagome stopped squirming as did
Inuyasha. Kagome and Sango grabbed their bags and bolted out the door.
Miroku walked out of the door to find the people teaching health
class. The people from the ambluance. Inuyasha sat slumped on the
floor, pinching his nose to stop it from bleeding, his other hand
clutched his broken foot. (Awwwwww! Poor Inu!)
~*~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~*~
Kagome and Sango raced to their car. They sat in the front for a
while. Then, they broke out in hysterical laughter.
"'Dogboy must die'?" Sango asked repeating what Kagome said earlier.
Kagome just looked at her then they burst out laughing again. Sango
started the car and they rode toward their old house to pick up their
stuff.
When they had their stuff packed in their car and the rest in the uhal
attatched to the back of their car. They pulled up to a nice looking
apartment complex. Kagome looked at the piece of paper the land lord
had given her along with the key.
"Sango, we're in apartment E," she said as she carried a box up the
steps to the apartment. "Remember we're sharing it with two guys."
"Uhg," Sango replied as she hauled the boxes out of the car. Kagome
unlocked the apartment, expecting to see it trashed comnpletely. But,
to her surprise, it was clean. Kagome started unpacking magnets and
puting them on the fridge. She looked through the house. There were
degrees on the wall. Police degrees. 'So these guys are police men.
That's not exactly good,' Kagome thought as she walked back into the
kitchen. They had already moved all the boxes into the apartment.
"Sango, guess what?" Kagome asked as she took a glass out of the
cabinet and a coke out of the fridge.
"Nani?" Sango asked as Kagome opened her coke and pored it in the
glass.
"These guys are cops," Kagome answered as she took a sip. Sango's eyes
got wide.
"Nani!" she gasped. "This is not good."
"Iie, it's not."
"Oh well! I'm hungry, let's get something to eat," Kagome said as she
wrote to the guys telling them that they went to get something to eat
and not to throw out their stuff.
~*~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~*~
Inuyasha was still grumbleing about Kagome as they drove to their
house. Well, Sesshoumaru was driving him to his house and Kouga was
riding his motercycle there for him. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes at
his younger brother.
"Will you just shut up now!?" Sesshoumaru asked very ticked.
"Iie!" Inuyasha huffed.
"Well, as least now I won't have to listen to you gripe," Sesshoumaru
growled as he pulled into the parking lot for Inuyasha's house. Kouga
pulled in behind them and parked Inuyasha's mortcycle in the garage.
Inuyasha mummbled some incoherent words under his breath as he got out
of the car. Kouga handed him his helment and got into the car.
Inuyasha grumbled as he limped up the stairs, Miroku right behind him.
Inuyasha unlocked the door and stepped in.
"Wha!" he said as he looked around. There were boxes everywhere. The
fridge was plastered with magnants. There was a note under one that
looked like a cat. The note said: 'We went out to eat. Don't throw our
stuff away.'
"Inuyasha, we need to go and clean out the third room," Miroku said as
he walked to the third room.
~*~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~*~
Kagome and Sango walked out of Kagome's mom's house. They were each
holding a cat. Sango was holding a crem colored cat that had black
feet and black strips on her tail. Kagome was holding a fat orange
tabby by the name of Buyo. Sango's cat was Kirara. They drove to their
new house and walked in. There was a thud and the someone screamed.
"Damn it! Watch what you're doing!" a man yelled.
"Sorry but I wanted to get the last thing out before the girls came
back," another male voice replyed.
"Looks like the guys are here," Kagome said.
"Yeah," Sango said. "Ano, hello," she called through the house. There
was the slam of a door and the sound of someone hitting someone else.
"Be right there," the second male voice said. A man came into view.
Scratch that, Miroku, came into view. They just started at each other
for a while. Then Miroku ran up to Sango and grabbed her hands in his.
"Ah, Sango-sama, it is a pleasure to see you again. May I ask you
something?"
"Uh, sure," Sango said.
"Lady Sango, will you bear my child?" Sango paled. Then, got bright
red. Then, redder.
"HENTAI!!!" she screamed as she hit him hard on his head. He went out
like a light. A laugh was heard from one of the back of the apartment.
A man came into the living room. Wait, scratch that, Inuyasha.
"Wench!" he yelled.
"Dogboy!" Kagome yelled. He walked over to them. Miroku was now
standing up.
"Inuyasha, don't do anything," Miroku warned.
"Feh," was his reply. Kagome could feel Miroku's hand on her butt. She
went pale.
"Eeeep!" she said as she clung to the nearest thing, which happened to
be Inuyasha. She was holding onto his shirt as if it was her life
line.
"Hentai!" Sango said again then hit Miroku.
"Oi, get her off!" Inuyasha yelled.
"I'm sorry Inuyasha but she's not comeing off until she feels safe,
or, until she goes to sleep," Sango told him.
"Shit," Inuyasha said as he took a seat on the couch. Kagome berried
her head into his chest and he blushed but quickly hide it. There was
a knock on the door and Miroku went to answer it. He was very pale.
Someone was walking behind him.
"Inuyasha, Kikyo's here to see you," he said as he stepped out of the
way. There was Kikyo, standing there with a box of chocolate.
"Inuyasha I-" she stopped in mid sentence. She looked at Inuyasha who
had his arm around a girl who was in his lap. "And who is this?"
"That's Inuyasha's fiance'," Miroku said quickly. Sango looked at him
weird. He gave her a look that pleaded her to play along.
"Yeah," was all Sango could say. Inuyasha wore no expression. Miroku
looked at him with a look that said if-you-don't-play-along-I'll-tell-
her-that-it-was-a-lie-and-let-her-have-at-you. Inuyasha put on a fake
smile and nodded vigurasly. His face shone with fake joy and
happiness.
"Right Kagome?" Miroku asked. All Kagome did was nod and cling tighter
to Inuyasha. She could feel his arm around her proectively.
"Well, can I see the ring?" Kikyo asked. Miroku's face fell and
Inuyasha had no emotion. Sango was not worried. She knew that Kagome
always wore her mother's wedding ring. Kagome nodded again and held up
her left hand. On it was a ring that had a single dimond on it.
Inuyasha's face softened and Miroku's was one of relife. It was a good
thing that Miroku wasn't faceing Kikyo. "It's beautiful," Kikyo said.
"Well, I wish you two the best," she said as she left the apartment.
Miroku, Inuyasha, and Sango let out a sigh of relife. Kagome just fell
asleep. They hadn't set up beds for the girls yet so Inuyasha took
Kagome to his room and sat her on his bed.
"Good night Kagome," he whispered to her as he brushed her bangs out
of her eyes.
Little did he know that the girl laying in his bed, would change his
life forever. In more ways than one.
~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~
A.N./Jaclyn: So peoples, did you enjoy my chapter? ::asks while
srubbing floor for Sesshoumaru-sama:: I not sure it went that well. I
would have written more but Sessy-sama is working me to the bone.
Jakken: You will call him Sesshoumaru-sama! ::Jakken hits Jaclyn on
head with his staff::
Jaclyn: Who do you think you are?
Jakken: I am the honerable servent of Sesshoumaru-sama of the Weastern
Lands! ::he puffs out his chest::
Jaclyn: Yeah, and I'm budda. ::Jaclyn roll eyes::
Jakken: Iie, you are the lowly servent of Sesshoumaru-sama. ::Jaclyn's
eyes radiate with anger::
Jaclyn: DIE MIDGITE!!! DIE!!! ::Jaclyn strangles Jakken::
Jakken: Sesshoumaru-sama help meeee!!! ::Sess walks into the room::
Sessy: Iie, you should learn not to pick a fight with women. It will
only bring bad luck.
Jakken: Women are scary! ::Kenshin appears out of nowhere::
Kenshin: That they are. ::Kenshin dissappears out of thin air::
Jaclyn: Wha? ::drops Jakken on ground:: Wha? ::everyone stars at the
place where Kenshin had appeared. Rin walks into room::
Rin: Otosan, what are you doing to Jaclyn-sama? Why is she on the
floor? ::everyone's attention snaps to Rin. Jaclyn smiles evily::
Jaclyn: Well, you see Rin, Sessho- ::Jaclyn was cut off when Sessy put
his hand to her mouth::
Sessy: She was picking something off the floor. And I didn't do
anything to her.
Rin: Okay! Ja ne Otosan! Ja ne okaasan! ::Rins skips out off the room
with everyone staring after her. everyone face faulted and
sweatdropped::
Jaclyn: Iieeeeee!!! ::pulls at hair falling to knees:: Iie it's not
true! ::crys hysterically::
Rin: (from some distance away) Hai it is! ::Kenshin appears again::
Kenshin: That it is. ::Dissappears again::
Jaclyn: I will catch him if it's the last thing I do!!! ::pulls out
giant fish net. others inch ever sooooo sloooooowly away::
~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~