Summary- This fic was made when I was high on sugar… I guess you could call it sort of a sequel to 'Alucard Gets Horney'…Aluca
Summary- This fic was made when I was high on sugar… I guess you could call it sort of a sequel to 'Alucard Gets Horney'…Alucard is in the sycward and his imaginary friends from childhood come back to keep him company. SUGAR-FIC. U HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Disclaimer- I do not own Hellsing or anything to do with it!! Would you stop tormenting me about it!? … Though I might eventually own some other anime in the future… I'm gonna be a graphic design artist, the people who make anime and video games :D so then I can come and rub it in your face that I actually own something… hopefully… XD ill shut up now… have fun with the story!
AN- please read my other Hellsing fic, 'Alucard gets Horney' before this one. Thankies!
Alucard is Insane. So am I. deal with it!
A scream echoed throughout the manor as Seras walked towards Integra's office, she stopped and looked around cautiously, she eventually brushed it off and continued walking until she swore she heard another scream that sounded like, 'Stay the fuck away from me you evil talking bunny!!' …She just sweat-dropped and mumbled under her breath, "Master…" She than broke into a run towards Integra's office.
Once she arrived Integra was just walking out of the door, "Sir! Why's master screaming??" she asked as she slowed her pace and stopped in front of her.
"I don't know, I was just going to go see for myself, do you wish to come with me??" asked Integra as she started to walk down the hall.
"Of coarse!" Seras happily followed Integra.
"I love you! You love me! Lets all go and hug barney!"
"Nick knack patty whack give a dog a bone!"
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream!"
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star!"
"Would you shut up!?"
"Never! You're not even real! Humpty dumpty sat on a wall!"
Integra and Seras stood outside the door listening to Alucard singing children songs…
"Sir? Is master…insane?"
"Yes he is Seras, always has been… since the day I met him."
"Ack get away from me!! NO! I don't wanna play ring around the rosy! I am not a big baby! GO AWAY!!"
"Come on Vlad! You used to play with us all the time!"
"I was like 6! Leave me alone Mr. eight! Ack! Put me down Dumbo!!"
"Alright!"
"'THUNK' OW!! Jerk! If I wasn't tied up I'd rip you to pieces!!"
"But Vlad, you told me to put you down!"
"Hahaha. What's with your friends Vlad??"
"…RADU!!"
"What?"
"Burn in hell!"
"Hahaha."
"Chicken! Get back here!!"
"Sir…maybe we should go inside…"
"Are you nuts? He's insane."
The End.
AN- Tehe?? What? I am Insane; you think you would have figured that out by now.
Please review and tell me how creepy and insane you think I am!
Crusnik