From the other side of Soul Society a voice screeches "DAMN YOU YA STUPID RED BABOON" attracting the attention of the 3rd and 5th seat of Squad 11 "Hey Yumichika let's go check this out sounds interesting" Ikkaku says before speeding off in the direction the screams were coming from.
"Wait up Ikkaku" Yumichika huffs appearing at his side after a few moments "So what do you think is going on" he asks and Ikkaku shrugs "Don't know that's why we are going to see" Ikkaku replies in a matter of fact way causing Yumichika to fall silent at the words.
After several moments both men reach the area where the yells were originating from and notice a petite black-haired violet-eyed soul reaper beating on their friend Renji Abarai Vice-Captain from Squad 6 "Hey that's enough of that" Ikkaku calls out surprising both and they stop in mid-sentence.
"Now look at what you've done you stupid baboon" the black-haired soul reaper grinds out between clenched teeth before stomping away "Look at what I've done hmph" Renji groans once she's well out of sight "What happened Renji" Yumichika asks rushing to his side and helping him sit up.
"I called her a midget and she didn't take to well to it" Renji chuckles before grimacing slightly in pain "Man she really did a number on you Renji" Ikkaku laughs before dodging a poorly aimed kick "Let's see you have a round with her then" Renji grumbles pushing himself to his feet and rubbing his back.
"Maybe next time I will I do like a feisty woman" Ikkaku grins waving his sword side to side before waving and taking off in the direction that the female had taken off in "Hey wait up" Ikkaku calls out reaching her side after flash-stepping to reach her "I'm Ikkaku what's your name" he asks.
"Rukia Kuchiki" she responds but doesn't say anything else "Wait you mean Captain Kuchiki from 6th "The one and only" she answers looking down "Are you his little sister" Ikkaku grins realizing that he could have fun with this chick "That's right" she glares at him slightly from the corner of her violet eye.
"What's with the glare Kuchiki" Ikkaku mocks patting her head deliberately to get her riled up "Stop that" she slaps his hands away and brushes her hair down glaring at him a bit more now that he had messed with her hair "Now why would I do that R-u-k-i-a" Ikkaku enunciates her name slowly to piss her off further.
"I'm warning you" she growls turning on her heel to get away from the bothersome male "What's the matter shorty" Ikkaku grins when she stops mid-step clearly seething from the comment about her height "Not gonna fight back" he mocks further hoping to fight her to see if she was really as tough as Renji made her out to be.
"Your stupid" she snarls at him walking away once more angrier than she had ever been "Oh come on kid" Ikkaku falls into step with her angering her further "Go away" she spits out "You wound me" he gasps before laughing "I mean it go away or I will kick your ass" she grinds out slowly.
"Now that's what I'm talking about shorty" Ikkaku laughs out insulting her one last time and Rukia turns to fully face him she doesn't say anything for a moment before she flash-steps forward and nails him right in the gut with her fist "Oomph" Ikkaku lets out having the wind knocked out of him.
"How's that for ya Baldy" she insults right back shaking her fist at him "Good but not good enough" he grins and she kicks him in the knee knocking him to the ground this time "Call me shorty one more time and I'll knock you out with my bare hands Ikkaku" she spits out storming away from him.
"Woo that's my kind of woman" Ikkaku breathes out rubbing his stomach and knee before standing right as Yumichika and Renji walk towards him "What did you do Ikkaku Rukia looked downright pissed" Renji asks once he was with in hearing distance of Ikkaku.
"Called her shorty a few times ruffled her hair mocked her" Ikkaku says grinning largely "Man I'm surprised she didn't do more than just hit you a couple of times" Renji answers in disbelief his eyebrows raised "Just wait I'll have her for myself" Ikkaku shrugs standing up finally and shaking his leg to get the feeling back into it.
"Your crazy Captain Kuchiki would never let his baby sister go with you" Renji sighs out hoping to put him off of his crazy idea "That just makes it all the more fun" Ikkaku smiles throwing his sword over his shoulder and heading back to Squad 11 with Yumichika at his side.
"See ya Renji" they call back to the red-haired male that was still standing there with a look of pure fear in his eyes 'He's dead once Captain catches wind of his stupid idea' Renji thinks before returning to said Captain's side and working through his paperwork under the watchful eyes of Byakuya Kuchiki.
"Men are so stupid" Rukia grumbles to herself on the way back to Captain Ukitake unaware that the Lieutenant of Squad 10 was listening in on her conversation "Hi RUKIA" the big breasted woman squeals wrapping Rukia up into a hug and nearly suffocating her.
"Lieutenant Matsumoto I can't breathe" Rukia chokes out and Rangiku sets her down immediately "Now what's this about Men being stupid" Rangiku asks walking beside Rukia instead of following along behind her "Renji called me Midget and now he's got someone else calling me shorty" she huffs out in aggravation.
"Sounds like you need someone who's your size Rukia" Rangiku answers before grabbing said person and flash-stepping back to her Captains office setting her down and slamming the shoji door shut creating a barrier and flipping off the lights all the while Rukia is blinking in confusion.
"What the hell was that all about" Rukia murmurs at the same time a man's voice yells out "MATSUMOTO" causing Rukia to stare towards the back of the room seeing a shadow "I'm so sorry" she stutters out upset that she had disturbed someone while they were working.
"It's alright" the voice deepens and comes to stand before her "I'm Rukia Kuchiki Captain Hitsuguya" Rukia bows low in front of another Squads Captain "There is no need to do that" Hitsuguya sighs out running his hands through his stark white hair breaking the kidou barrier with ease.
"There you go Kuchiki" he points towards the door with his hand "And if you could turn the lights back on before you go I would appreciate it" Hitsuguya asks and she bows "Of course sir" and does so and leaves the barracks quickly before Rangiku spotted her and decided that she needed to get with her Captain again.
Quickly flash-stepping by Squad's 11 and 12 Rukia finally makes it back to her Squad and reports in with her Captain "Captain Ukitake I got the documents you asked for from Squad 8" she says politely bowing and placing the documents on his desk "Thank you Rukia" Ukitake grins before shooing her away.
"Now go home and get some rest you look like you need it" he waves her away and she flash-steps home and jumps into her futon instantly falling asleep her head filled with images of Renji and Ikkaku calling her awful names and she wakes tossing her covers to the side she growls in irritation.
"Stupid boys need to grow up" she grumbles under her breath sneaking out of her room and towards the kitchen to get a glass of water as quietly as possible "What are you doing Rukia" Byakuya's voice sounds from behind her and she freezes "Just getting a glass of water brother" she gulps.
"If that is all then hurry on up and get back to your room it's inappropriate to be walking around in the dead of night" Byakuya says turning back towards his room and disappearing behind of the shoji door which closes with a soft snap 'Phew that was close' Rukia sighs in her thoughts before getting the water and speeding back to her room.