X-men and Brotherhood…going camping!
The professor wants the X-men to go camping…and invites the brotherhood! Of course they say yes! Pietro flirting, Lance and Kitty making out, Scott and Jean fighting, Evan planning against Pietro…and a whole lot of trouble! Will Hank, Ororo, and Logan live through this? Or better yet will they not kill the kids? Please R/R
Disclaimer- I don't own X-men Evolution.
Chapter one!
" WE ARE GOING CAMPING!" Logan announced as he entered the kitchen. " So you kids get ready.
" Ew! Like there will be bugs!" Kitty said crinkling her noise.
" I'll protect you!" Pietro said running to her side.
" LIKE EW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Kitty cried hiding behind Logan.
" Chuck want's you to work together…on this camping trip. I wish Advil worked for me…" Logan mumbled before leaving the room.
" So Kitten want to share a tent?" Pietro asked winking at her.
" No thanks, like I would rather share with Toad." Kitty replied about to leave
" I GET TO SHARE WITH KITTY!" Todd shouted jumping up and down until Kurt grabbed him.
" You are not sleeping in the same tent as Kitty!" Kurt told him as he dropped him. Todd fell on his butt.
" It has already been decided," Ororo said, " Girls in one tent, boys in the others." She took a sip of coffee before getting up, " and don't forget your bug spray." With that she left.
" This is going to be so much fun!" Pietro said hugging Rouge," aren't you so happy? We can sneak away at night!"
" If Ah were to kiss you, you would never wake up." Rouge said she thought for a minute, " on second though come here." Pietro's eyes went wide.
" To kiss and be put in the hospital…or to not kiss and live to torment? Choices…good ones…sorry love but I am gonna have to pass." Pietro said before running away, " oh where is Kitty's room?"
" Same as mine…you go and the hospital is the less of your worries. You'll be dead before you get there." Rouge threatened.
" There goes my weekend." Scott mumbled getting up and going into the living room to see Lance and Kitty kissing, " and there goes my eye sight."
" Um…like hey?" Kitty asked seeing Scott the older boy turned and left the room. " I got to get ready…see you in the van." Kitty kissed Lance once more before leaving the room.
"NO WAY!" Pietro said as Scott told them he saw Kitty and Lance kissing, " there goes my chances. Now there are no more worthy girls for me!" Ororo entered the room, " hey there!" Pietro started to flirt with her.
" PIETRO!" Evan shouted attacking the boy, " leave my aunt alone!"
" NO MY FACE!! DON'T TOUCH THE FACE!! ANYTHING BUT THE FACE!!!" Pietro cried out, the others pulled Evan off of Pietro. Pietro smirked before turning to Ororo, " so are you coming along?"
" Yes, why?" Ororo asked as she went to get more coffee, but Pietro took the cup and filled it up. " Thanks…"
" Well I want to know, so I have a reason to sneak into the girls' tent." Pietro said with a wink.
" I am not going to be there." Ororo told him, " I am sharing with Logan."
" WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pietro and Evan both cried out.
" It's not like that!" Ororo said, " now be sure you are ready. I'll be upstairs packing if you need me."
" Can I help?" Pietro asked, Evan knocked him in the head, " are you jealous? I could become your…UNCLE! For now on call me uncle Pietro!"
" Never."
" But…I am going to marry your aunt!"
" Pietro shut up!" Lance snapped at his friend, Pietro jumped into Rouge's arms.
" Daddy is scary! He snapped at me! I think he sad for not getting any from Kitten." Pietro said.
" Did you get into the sugar?" Rouge asked, Pietro gave her a smile. Rouge sighed and dropped the speed demon on the ground.
" OKAY! EVERYONE INTO THE VAN! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" Logan shouted the kids throw their things into the trunk and got into the van. Fred, Todd, Pietro, and Kurt were put in the back. Kitty, Lance, and Rouge were in the middle. With Evan, Jean and Scott squished in the front, with Logan driving and Ororo in the passenger's seat.
" Couldn't we have taken two cars?" Scott asked annoyed, Jean kept turning around to talk to Kitty and her hair kept getting into his face.
" Hank has a jeep." Logan answered.
" Can I PLEASE go with Hank?" Scott begged.
" Sorry kid, he left earlier and is waiting there for us. Maybe on the way home." Logan said as they took off.
" Vill you please stop poking me?" Kurt asked, Pietro found it fun to poke Kurt.
" Can't making a new record." Pietro said, Kurt sighed.
" Really?!" Kitty asked.
" Yeah, Pietro went crazy! We told him that Evan was in Japan, and had three girlfriends. So he ran all the way there!"
" Like that is so funny!" Kitty laughed.
" So do you like camping?" Scott asked Rouge, Jean had begun to read a book and was annoyed between the two.
" Ah never went. Ah can't wait though." Rouge said.
Evan was looking out the window when paper hit his head, he turned and glared at Pietro. He opened it to read, ' How are you? Say hi to your Aunt for me! -Uncle Pietro'. Evan wrote back, ' Touch her and die!' - Your maker
Pietro acted like he was scared and threw it out the window and raised his hand like he was in class. " What's wrong Pietro?" Ororo asked.
" Evan is saying he'll kill me!" Pietro cried, " I didn't do a thing!!"
" You said you were my uncle!" Evan shouted back.
" Please Pietro why don't you take a nap?" Ororo suggested giving him a smile. Pietro smiled back and closed his eyes.
" One kitten, two kitten, three kitten…" Pietro mumbled as he went to sleep.
By two hours, Rouge and Evan switched placed. Pietro decided to poke Evan. Evan just made it so he had spiked around his neck. Rouge had fallen asleep on Scott. Jean was jealous and on her cell talking to Duncan. Scott was asleep as well. Kitty was sleeping on Lance, while he watched her. Todd and Fred played a game of I spy with my little eye. Kurt tried to sleep put it wasn't happening. Ororo was also asleep, and Logan was still driving.
" OKAY EVERYONE OUT OF THE CAR! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" Logan shouted an hour later he woke everyone up. They all jumped up and banged their heads, " OWS" were heard through out the woods.
" Man this guy is hard to work with." Kitty said turning side, Lance was about to say that the door was to her right but she fazed through it. Kurt teleported out as well. The others left the normal way.
" Welcome to X-men/brotherhood camp." Hank said. There were four tents set up, two big ones and two smaller ones. There were benches for eating, and a pile of wood, and a few coolers.
" Wow! I am gonna put my things in the tent…I take it the pink for like us girls?" Kitty asked, Hank nodded and Kitty ran into it a second passed before " EW!!! SPIDER!!!"
" I'll save you Kitty!" Pietro cried as he ran into the tent, " EW!!! HUGE SPIDER!! HELP!!!" Hank went to kill it; the two were clinging onto each other crying about how big the spider was. Hank killed it.
" There." He said.
" YOU KILLED IT!!" Kitty cried, " you could have like set it free." Hank sighed as he left the tent.
" We are finally alone Kitten…" Pietro said to her. Kitty elbowed him, " that's so…ouch…cute…" Pietro fell to the ground.
" Get comfortable, in an hour we are going hiking!" Logan announced, the others let out an annoyed sigh.
" Great…my feet are going to be in pain." Kitty mumbled as she sat down at the table.
" Don't worry Kitty, I'll carry you!" Pietro said making a muscle.
" Why don't you go away!" Kitty snapped. " I think Evan is talking to Ororo!"
"MY ONE TRUE LOVE!" Pietro shouted as he ran to Ororo's tent. They heard a scream and two people yelling…amazingly it was Pietro that screamed.
" Oh shit they killed him!" Lance shouted as he and Kitty ran over to the tent. Evan, Scott, Rouge, and Jean were already there.
" How could you do this to me!?" Pietro shouted, as he cried, " I loved you and this is how you repay me?! By making out with him!"
" WHAT?!" Evan shouted before passing out. The others eyes were huge as they took in the info.
" NOW I AM ALL ALONE! I would have died for you! DIED!!!" Pietro shouted.
" Drama queen…shut up!" Lance snapped hitting Pietro on the head, the speed demon glared at his friend.
" YOU ALL HATE ME!!!!!" With that he left the tent.
End of part one of this little X-men/Brotherhood camping trip!